This Is Not About Vampires - Comments

This is brilliant and histarical! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss this story.

I love Tyler's example of his joy, a girl getting run over by a red SUV ;)

Such a good and funny story! read it all today. i know i'm really late but it was a good story!

This is by far the funniest story I have ever read. I totally love it! So glad you wrote this (its even border line parody at times which I love)!

I would tell you I hate your story but, that would be a lie. This is the first sane vampire story I have heard specially because the protagonist in this story doesn’t sparkle like an idiot. Really what kind of vampire will sparkle what is he really then a star. Anyways you have most defiantly made my day ur… well morning actually. I hope you continue writing stories not involving vampires but involving vampires. See ya.

I finished it! It was very different, but I love it. Your writing style is very unique (for this one) and I think you'll do great in the future!

Just found your story! I haven't read it though, but I can't wait to read it! Did that make any sense? Anyway, I write in class too and teachers never catch me, 'cause I'm a good kid! Haha! No, I do pay attention, I just write when I don't have to pay attention!

@ KEEPERof_theCHEERIOS: I like Cheerios. I'm glad my writing caused you to nearly soil yourself. It's always been a dream of mine to make someone piss their pants through the magic of the English language. Thank you.

@fauxpunker: Thank you, thank you. Somebody had to do it.

I commend you, sir, and your efforts to mock that which deserves mocking. Keep up the good work.

Dude, I nearly peed my pants reading this. The chapter titles were pretty amazing, too. Good, job. you are an amazing author :)

@Atrocity's Mask: I can't believe it took me this long to comment on everyone's comments. I'm a bum! But thank you for the comment =].

@press.the.any.button: Do your velcro shoes also happen to light up? If so, I will reward you with 35 respect points. Sometimes I try yelling tenacious in school to see if wolf boys will drop from the ceiling and maul my teachers... it hasn't worked yet, but I'm not giving up. And thank you for presenting me with the title of 'one of the greatest stories I've ever read.' It makes me feel special.

@xo - AkiDESTRUCTION: Thank you. Kudos.

@wanderingballoon: Thank you! I'm glad the ending was satisfying! Don't worry, I'm working on another story and I will start putting it up as soon as I can. It's not going to be as funny, but I have a feeling many of the people who liked this story will like the next one. It's all existentialism-y. Fun stuff!

oh man! I finally got to finish reading this today! I can't explain how awesome this was! I am completely in shock at the ending. I know I will miss your wednesday updates, but the ending was so thrilling that I think it will hold me over for a while! Very nice job!!!!!

This is hilarious.
Kudos.

Seriously we should and it'd be relatively easy because of the power of the interweb! It'll soon be a world wide act of making salt circles. Brilliant! I should start working it into my everyday vocabulary but my shoes don't have aglets because they're velcro. I swear I know how to tie my shoes though! Haha I just like them because they're plaid. =) Same here and there's always like at least a five minute awkward silence where no one's sure whether to hang up or not. It's annoying, I'd rather just get it all out and then say 'goodbye.' True, children can cause insanity. My mom points out every so often that I have but she's no where near as mad as Ballah's mom. Just so you know, the ending was EPIC! They killed EVERYONE and turned them into vampires to take over the world. So awesome. And when Tyler used the code word at the end of the poem and Wolf Boy mauled the teacher to death, that was ah-mazing. This has got to be one of the greatest stories I've ever read. =)

Omg! I can't believe I just read the whole thing. This story is hilarious. I love it. =D

I try not to make my story endings too happy. I mean, it gives everyone the false impression that their lives are going to get better, and we can't have that!

haha nice ending. it was a happy in its own... kind of sick way. but its better than all the fluffy fanfics out there!! made my day!

Thank you! But what's this Twilight that you speak of? I'm glad you were glad you found it.

This was hysterical, I was giggling and laughing the entire time. I love all the subtle Twilight hints. It was awesome. I'm glad I found this and managed to enjoy it.