AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I seemed to miss a whole three chapters, and daaaaaamn, a lot has happened in that period. I love this. Really, I do. <3.
I ended up getting a lab top, a TV, video games, clothes, and CD’s. I screamed with delight and automatically messed around on my lab top. It probably would have been my absolute favorite present this year if Paine hadn’t asked me out.
AWE! //.^
“I got clothes,” Paine informs me. “And a set of condoms.”
I choked on my own spit. “Are you serious?”
“No,” Paine laughed. “I can’t believe you fell for that!”
“Fuck you,” I whine. “That wasn’t very nice.”
“Aw why? Did it give you idea’s?”
I knew that I was blushing. I mean, how couldn’t I? Paine just asked if I was getting ‘idea’s’ and yes I was and it was causing a slight problem to appear in my pants. That asshole!
XD He wants some and he knows it!
“Mom, do I look like a desperate whore begging for some?”
“No, but wouldn’t you want to look like that for Paine?”
“Mom!”
XD *dies from laughter*
“Safe sex is happy sex!” She screamed after us.
Paine choked on his laughter while I screamed at her for being such a pervert. She was embarrassing the hell out of me! Stupid mother.
*dies over and over again from laughter* I LOVE HIS MOM! XD