All Hail the Heartbreaker - Comments

Prepare for the longest comment. EVER!!!!!
1. Yay, Starbucks!!! I'll make sure to have a fly die in yours...again.
2. I thought I was having a sunset wedding?
3. I found a new, prettier wedding dress.
4. You will be forced to sit through my senior portrait session, just keep telling yourself that you love me.
5. What is the Mrs. Jones song?
6. Daddy would/will cry at my wedding.
7. THE SQUIRREL IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
8. IN D MAJOR!!!!!!
9. Glad to know I will always have a stupid nickname.
10. Thanks for not paying attention during my wedding. I greatly appreciate it.
11. You laugh and cry constantly!
12. "Eep! I wouldn't suggest tackling a pregnant person."
13. I'm the older, more responsible one, of course you're my child.
14. "Ey, I can keep it in my pants!" I'm not the one trying to be on some guy's "stick".
15. Your biological clock isn't ticking that loud, keep it in your pants.
16. I don't want to cry and scream over the ending, unless Travis dies, in which case I will cry from laughter and scream from joy.
17. Is the sequel to the sequel gonna be about our kids? Remember, mine's named ADOLPHO!!!
18. I know where we're going for our honeymoon! GREECE!!
19. Now I want some Nutella crepes!!! I've wanted them all day!!!
20. what is your favorate vegetable?
21. I AM... MRS. NINJA JONES!!!
22. You don't know me like the back of your hand, Dan does. (Seriously, he does. It's scary!)
23. How would no one win the bet?

24. I'm protesting the hotel room idea!!!!!
25. Did the squirrel ever show up to the wedding???

Prepare for the longest comment. EVER!!!!!
1. Yay, Starbucks!!! I'll make sure to have a fly die in yours...again.
2. I thought I was having a sunset wedding?
3. I found a new, prettier wedding dress.
4. You will be forced to sit through my senior portrait session, just keep telling yourself that you love me.
5. What is the Mrs. Jones song?
6. Daddy would/will cry at my wedding.
7. THE SQUIRREL IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
8. IN D MAJOR!!!!!!
9. Glad to know I will always have a stupid nickname.
10. Thanks for not paying attention during my wedding. I greatly appreciate it.
11. You laugh and cry constantly!
12. "Eep! I wouldn't suggest tackling a pregnant person."
13. I'm the older, more responsible one, of course you're my child.
14. "Ey, I can keep it in my pants!" I'm not the one trying to be on some guy's "stick".
15. Your biological clock isn't ticking that loud, keep it in your pants.
16. I don't want to cry and scream over the ending, unless Travis dies, in which case I will cry from laughter and scream from joy.
17. Is the sequel to the sequel gonna be about our kids? Remember, mine's named ADOLPHO!!!
18. I know where we're going for our honeymoon! GREECE!!
19. Now I want some Nutella crepes!!! I've wanted them all day!!!
20. what is your favorate vegetable?
21. I AM... MRS. NINJA JONES!!!
22. You don't know me like the back of your hand, Dan does. (Seriously, he does. It's scary!)

Even think of making me "sweat it out a bit" and I will steal Daddy's car and kill you in your sleep!!!!!
I've waited seventeen years, and thirty six days to get married, try dragging that out much longer and you won't live to see seventeen. (She threatened in all seriousness.)

I loveyou too, Cilia!!!!

And that was the shit...

Omf, I'm scared. I can only imagine what you are having them get me for my wedding. I would guess but i'm afraid I'll give you ideas.

How sad is it that when I read "football", I thought of soccer? Katie, I demand you come save me!!!!! This is torture, Danny is

What is going on? No! Update!

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Love, Bubba.

RICHARD!!!!!!!!! Guess what! You missed my full-fledged panic attack. I couldn't breathe and I was hyperventilating, it was a good time. It went on for about twenty minutes.
Oh, and, btdubbs, you're dumbuh.

I just read this whole story in like an hour. It is amazing and I love that it not only has Travis Pastrana in it, but Danny Jones as well. I love McFly! :)

You totally promised!!! And why did you replace boot with trunk?? I was showing off my Englishness!!!????

Love it Love it!

I love the random ass comments, but, yay!

I love the random ass comments, but, yay!

I DON'T HAVE A SHOE ISSUE!!!! I DIDN'T BUY ANY SHOES IN GREECE!!!!!! You should see how much I'm bringing with me to Pennsylvania. ;) Where was the good part you were telling me about??? T-O-T?!?!?!!?!?!?! Mmmm, I have popcorn and it wasn't in the freezer.

For some reason when I read Metal Mulisha, I thought it said Mulan and I was like, "She would write about watching Mulan." Where's my chapter?!?!?!?!?!?

Yay! He's alive! and eating!

LOVE IT! Can't wait for more!

For a second, I thought it said he broke his left lung, not leg. I was like, that doesn't make sense. And what? We aren't gonna talk about my lovely DADJ????? Are you just trying to kill me here?!?!!?!?! Oh, yeah, I magically lost my phone, so if you've texted me and I haven't responded, that's why. I have no clue where it went, I already looked everywhere. Update again!! What did you and Mommy go see this time? How were Letters to Juliet and Iron Man 2?

YAY! He lives!