All Hail the Heartbreaker - Comments

No! Noooo! Please don't dieeee.

I AM GOING TO BRUTALLY MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LITERALLY CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should have heard me scream when I got the email that you updated. I really do like Starbucks.

True story right there!!! Danny would be covered in scratched and I might have a few hickeys (cough cough). Your A/N made me sound like Santa. Well, I am bringing pressies. I AM SANTA CLAUSE, RULER OF THE NORTH POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWE! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!

I may or may not have screamed. I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!! Your kid can marry my oldest (hehehe).

You didn't want to go for the twist and go into a coma or anything?

You're making him too sweet. If he weren't 1. butt ass ugly and 2. yours, I would marry him.

KATIE WALKER (that's not your last name) IS A WINNER IN ALL ASPECTS AND I WISH I COULD BE MORE LIKE HER!!!!

Now give me the next chapter, dammit.

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I like your beard. They trick-or-treated in the shower, didn't they? Sophie is gonna be disappointed.

shit those were long. amazing and life altering, but long.

You're inappropriate. I had a buttload of comments for you, but I didn't write them down and now I can't remember them. :( I have no short term memory. I hurt myself trying to remember. I found what you were looking for, btdubbs. I'll send it to you.

1. Yeah, I am doing the numbering system again.
2. Your life would crash and burn without me.
3. You would break your humorous.
4. You spelled my name wrong! It's an 'I' not a 'Y'.
5. Those are literally the voicemails you leave on my phone, it's scary.
6. You better be planning on talking to Mo(oooo)mmy, she's awesome.
7. He's so ugly!!!
8. Your last name would not fit on the back of a jersey.
9. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
10. You better not be grinding with no boys.
11. Of course the bust of your Vans shirt is loose, you don't got nothing up there.
12. You and your dishes....
13. Scott is a PR?
14. Was the teddy really necessary?
15. Ummm, no. You better be planning on taking that ring off and throwing it in the ocean. You isn't getting married.
16. Go back to your tower!!!!

Although that was a lot of updating, you should keep doing it. I bet everyone who reads wants more. And it just got interesting...it would be torture for people like me. I just read everything.

More would be nice-but it's your story.

It was AWESOME!

RING?!

1. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2. NOOOOOOOOO, his spermies aren't allowed near your eggies. Mommy would disapprove.
3. Yes, 3 is the most socially acceptable of all of them.

Yeah, I got some comments!
1. You are definitely the cute one.
2. I'm as supportive as I possibly can be.
3.TP is Mike and I'm Andy
4. I didn't need to know about the makeup sex. (my poor virgin mind)
5. You spelled "debutante" wrong. :)
6. Your background is giving me seizures, I'm not joking.
7. I want those slippers.
8. I love my dress! You have to see the one Adelaide is gonna wear at the engagement party, I'll send it to you.
9. My feet are size 10, your shoes won't fit me.
10. It is quite possible that I squealed every time I read Danny's name.
11. You're such a scaredy cat.
12. You did not just give Travis Pastrana a blow job.
13. Note how my numbering system went in order and didn't switch between numbers and letters.