Being the Deathstars fan I am, I'm actually quite happy I stumbled across this.
Not only was there that Cat and Whiplasher action that I really liked but it was funny. The thunbsucking, tasting like leather and the "Welcome to the band" salute. I loved all of it.
I like the way you write.
More people should write Deathstars fan fiction. :D
Seriously it's hypnotizing.
You need to send me the original. =p