100 Ways to Become a Groupie - Comments

This is so brilliant, I love it! I don't usually read stories like this - the whole, 100 ways this, or a certain number of chapters thing. But this just catches my attention. Goddamn would I like to be a groupie ;D

Also, I think it totally adds on that you're using Audrey Kitching for Candy.

Also, love the layout and banner. And just the setup of this entire thing. God, she's so offensive and vulgar, I love it! I really did laugh reading the chapters, as well as gasp. You are bold, missy. I like that.

this is awesome.
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I am soooo taking advice from Candy. I'm on my way :D

So, I've been reading this and giggling through a very sad movie. I'm in trouble but oh well. The update was super funny. I like how well this is turning out. I totally picked D because I don't like people to watch me eat — unless it's dick — haha people wish I was serious when I say that. ;)

Anyway, I am in love with candy, she's a witch and I like it.

D.) "I know and so are you. Why are our clothes still on?"

That is totally my answer. I deserve a golden star. Just saying.

And you know, in some cases, it is good to be a fun sucker, y'know.

Update soon :D

Oh I feel so late to comment! XD.

I love how she turned the things that are suppose to be sweet ways to boost your confidence to just plain arrogant yet funny commentary.

This is so awesome. I love how cocky she is. She gives good advice in such a twisted way. It's unbelievable how much I agree with her on the sense of humor part. XD

I can't wait for the next one! :)

I'm sorry I didn't comment for Chapter 2! But OMG! I LOVE Candy! Even though I actually would hate her probably if I met her personally, she makes me laugh with her witty, overconfidence sense of humor. And the paragraph about gaining self-confidence...I could totally learn from that! In some ways!!!

Love this story! Its great! <3

Hahahhahah
The suck dick part made me laugh like hell.

And the mentally retarted part.

A.) "No, I'm not."
B.) "Thanks, but I'm not."
C.) "Thanks, want to get a pizza and fuck?"
D.) "I know and so are you. Why are our clothes still on?"

That made me laugh ^.^ I really love how you make it sound like your actually or Candy is actually talking to us! Ugh! I just love how you write! This whole chapter made me laugh and smile :D

I love your response to the answers. They're so freaking funny ^.^

I'm a fun-fucker :3
I like her attitude.

It's weird...Candy's starting to remind me of me.

I love love love this story.

Is this gonna be 100 chapters? Is it? Oh, I hope so!

So I LOVE the layout. And the ending of the first chapter: Welcome to Candyland; enjoy the stories, absorb the words, and be on your way to becoming a groupie. Like, that 'Candyland' thing just killed me.

Candy seems like one cool chick. I want to meet her and we can be groupies together. C: I am looking forward to more, ma'am!

I really love everything about this ^_^ The layout and the banner is lovely and very fitting with the story. The idea is very unique and different, but you present it in an amazing way.

I really like the layout! I love the banner, its so funny for some reason ^.^
The idea is awesome and I found my self smiling and reading this story intently! Ugh! I'm in love with this story :3

I seriously love you for posting this. Seriously, Candy is the best person ever. I can just imagine her being a party animal and mercilessly flirting with some rockstar.

If you're reading this, you probably picked this up on accident or you wish to become a groupie yourself. Within the following chapters, I'm going to reveal personal stories of my life as a groupie as well as how to achieve such a status yourself. If you picked this up on accident, I suggest you put it down and not continue. These stories are far from family favorites and aren't for the weak of heart.

That was definitely my favorite paragraph in Chapter One.

The fact that I'm disgustingly attractive adds that I'm noticed more often than not, but we all can't be as beautiful as Candy Marcs, now can we?

I have no idea why, but I love arrogant characters that are all like,"Yeah, I'm so hot, be jealous, bitch." CANDY IS NO EXCEPTION. SHE'S FUCKING BEAST, DUDE.

Oh god, I can just imagine her pink hair. I like it though, it does make her stand out. IT'S LIKE FLUFFY COTTON CANDY. Pun intended. What.

Get something different, though. Snake bites are over done and are only seen on bisexual thirteen year old boys, eyebrow piercings are for guys and dykes, tongue piercings are only good if you want to give A+ blow jobs (Which is a good skill to have in this business), but anyway, you get the point.

I love you so much right now.

Candy is ultimately my favorite character right now. I love how....creative she is with clothing and makeup, y'know? I mean, she has so much...INFORMATION to offer. IT'S SO REFRESHING.

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First off, the banner is freaking hot.

Secondly, this is highly interesting. I enjoy it. It's really different, and I love her sassy attitude.

Very well done<3

Chapter one was great. It was a good introduction to Candy and I think her name is very well suited to her. It was a nice and simple chapter and easy to follow, made me want to read even more so I did.

The next chapter was brilliant, I was so hooked on it. I love Candy, she is so funny and blunt. She has nice hair and I can imagine her being the bossy type too, like snapping her fingers and being demanding. I think she is a greatly developed and real character.

Hopefully the next upcoming chapters will have the same tone and writing style because it works very well that way and I was smiling at this story reading all the way. Anyway I enjoyed it so much and I am waiting for you to write some more.

Im absolutely loving this! Candy is a great character and her attitude is one to look up to. Cant wait for the next chapter :)

I haven’t mentioned this, but I think this is an awesome idea for a story. To be honest with you, I’ve actually been waiting for this story ever since you began advertising in your journals. I guess I didn’t realize that you had begun the story until now, so I’m glad that I’m reading this.

Whenever I hear the name Candy, I think of a stripper or something. I think know why but it may be because of my friends. Haha. But I still love the name and it is rare that I see the name in a story.

Candy is such a sarcastic person and the first chapter made me laugh on multiple occasions. I feel like, by reading her advice about things, that she only says them because she’s experienced people like that and just criticisms them from afar. But the one thing that I really liked was how, after saying how you should do it, you gave examples of what not to do.

But I am totally subscribing. I love this idea and I just can’t wait to see what happens next!