Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass - Comments

YES. Not only do I love that you used Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass as your inspiration, but I love that you used it to fuel a completely pissed off rant that was a metaphoric middle finger to the holiday. (If I could jump through my computer and hug you I so would.) I was a little weary when I saw you had divided it into four parts, but you made it work perfectly - it was easy to envision it as a four-part speech - and it flowed so well! You didn't put over-do anything, you didn't put any unnecessary fluff in it - it was straight to the point, F-You. Needless to say... I love it. :)

How are there no comments on this yet? My God. This was brilliant, probably one of the funniest, best things I've read in a long time, and so totally different from everything I've ever read on here and other writing sites. Please excuse me while I go read it again.