Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

When I gave you my heart,
You ripped it apart, like wrapping paper trash.
So, I wrote you a song, hope that you'll sing along,
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!"
- All Time Low

You have ruined Christmas.
It's all your fucking fault.
And the worst part? You're fucking happy about it.
Fuck you.

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