LARS LARS HOW COULD YOU HOW i thought we had something special u kno wut I WANNA FEELS DIVORCE I'M TAKING MY FEELS AWAY FROM YOU NO YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE WHAT'S DONE IS DONE HOW DARE YOU how could you kill neil okay yes he sounds pretty jerkoffish BUT STILL smh lars S M H and bb heartland GIRL CUT HIM with sassy angry remarks omg wut is goin' on
woAHHHH I think both the boys took their sass pills today bc JEEEEEZ First Roman and then Lars???? And is she not dead???? I TOLD U WE SHOULDA USED DA BAGELZ But w/e ohhhh well guess now you have a bunch of unnecessary drama on ur hands hehehe and Lars???? BOY WHERE U GOIN BABY COME BACK U CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME OOOH
SCREAMING CRYING HEARTLAND WHY i thought we had a plan wut am i going to do with all these bagels fine u and roman better go away now and have your happily ever after so i can mend lars' broken heart with kisses and cookies yep
SCRAMING BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY EVER I can't wait to see where you go with the new chapters and even if you are still rewriting some of the old chapters which I'm LOOOVING, this is all just waay too much for me. Also I love the name Sal, it's just perfect. Something about it is just so cooooool. Also I just want to hug Lars ok like please dont do what you did last time around.
so i'm catching up on this lars stop stop it i thought we had something special wut u doin' AND ROMAN HOW COULD YOU WITH ADELA REALLY BOY BETTA SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN ._. but it's ok bb heartland has a plan excellent i hope adela likes cars OH MY GOSH HEARTLAND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LIKE GIVE HER FOOD POISONING OR SOMETHING GIRL STOP BEING SO CRAZY OH MY GOODNESS in all seriousness this story is simply wonderful c:
LARS AND HEARTLAND stop qrl get ur own man like ugh but they're so cute together i can't stand it and basically she's cute with everyone so it's like dude you're killing me softly
a kiss that sends my nether regions into a flurry i'm dying okay lars tho look at u ily bb AND ROMAN IF YOU KEEP DOIN' THIS I'M NOT GONNA END UP WITH LARS SO YOU NEED TO HANDLE HEARTLAND just sayin it's a friendly suggestion i just want to make her rice and tell it's going to be okay like omg heartland tho u need to get it together qrl roman > lars > neil i thought we discussed this heartland like damn qrl you need to eat and you need to get it together omg i know i know that you two need to run off into the sunset on a unicorn and head towards a rainbow because you two are perfect and are going to join my list of otps that threaten to kill me softly roman like UGH lars though lars why aren't you in my kitchen all sweaty and what not i'll shower with you we need to save water and stuff js so basically this story is perf you're perf and i'm thinking about being sneaky and nominating you for the project good fiction list shhhh
neil ur a little shit god can't you just let roman be all up in heartland's business like damn srsly i don't like u #beedoesnotapprove hot and cold more like hot and sassy ~snap snap snap~ roman just wants to love you like girl lemme love you and i will love you until you learn to love yourself~ that's their song btw just so you know and her imaginary future with neil NO BABY YOU CAN HAVE THAT WITH ROMAN AND HE'LL NEVER CHEAT ON YOUUU D: ~crying for fictional characters like dammnnnn and omg heartland NO STOP IT roman likes you you have all these boys wrapped around your finger like STAWP D: share them with me ;D and omg HEARTLAND GIRL i'm sorry but your boo is dead like qrl u lost ur damn mind wait am i crazy is she crazy is neil dead is he not dead dude dafuq is goin' on tho like damn
omg what
what WHAT
WHAT oh goodness why is this happening why
roman ilu ugh #teamroman