Beverly and the Bevan: A Bloke's Romance
Chapter 5: The Devil went down to georgia
Chapter 5: the devil went down to Georgia
I couldn’t wait for the date, thrills ran up my spine, like that time I got it on with my dad blow up doll for the first time at… I couldn’t want to meet Georgia.. this sheila was sure gonna be a brilliant shag… I mean romantic date… I had to be charming… i put on my favorite cologne Aaron Charm by the brilliant comedian Aaron Ducker, I remember the advert exactly it made it so appealing:
“Introducing “Aaron Charm”
Wanna be charming like Aaron, you can now buy the Aaron Charm in a bottle version
Aaron Charm made by nine year old wage slaves from the cheapest goat urine... but greatly overpriced for the fact my name is on it even though i probably would never use the shit myself
the Aaron Charm- Because you're not worth it, but you can feel better wearing overpriced perfume
also available: Aaron’s skin products
Because everyone knows you’re a piece of shit and your life will suck if you don’t use our products…. So what are you waiting for… use them now
Aaron Charm… in all fictional retailers in the nonexistent near future
© Aaron Ducker 2009”
As I walked into there hotel… there was Georgia… she had a nice set of boobs… or as my dad used to call them “domestic violence cushions”
As I sat there I asked her if she’d ordered yet… she replied “its ok gavan I have a really yummy cock…”
She seemed distracted and trailed off
“…tail coming soon” she said
I said “that sounds grouse”
“grouse I don’t think I’ve heard that before, I think I better pull out my dic..”
She trailed off again
“…tionary, I always like to look up new words”
“oh cool people say I’m good with words… well my mum did… but she’s a smart lady… once won a raffle buy guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar… I think that’s where I get much of my great maths skills… so anyway what do you like to do”
“I like to go shopping… buy lots of clothes, I love shoes but when I’m at home I just love to lye back and stroke my cock…”
This trailing off was starting to get annoying
“…atiel, that bird is so cute”
“alright what with all this distractedness, its pissing me off love”
“well you sounded much cuter in your profile… and it was a nice picture… you’re a nice guy… you just seem a bit too bogan”
“well can I shag you at least love”
“oh… I guess sure why not”
“good cause I can’t wait to get in your vagina”
“what… I have a dick”
“I but you’re a chick”
“I said in my profile I’m a transsexual”
“I think I have to go… um my mate just called me”
“your phone didn’t ring”
“its on silent” I said that and rushed off
God I was glad to be out of there… I guess it was back to Beverly… oh would I ever have Beverly?
© Aaron Ducker 2008-09
I couldn’t wait for the date, thrills ran up my spine, like that time I got it on with my dad blow up doll for the first time at… I couldn’t want to meet Georgia.. this sheila was sure gonna be a brilliant shag… I mean romantic date… I had to be charming… i put on my favorite cologne Aaron Charm by the brilliant comedian Aaron Ducker, I remember the advert exactly it made it so appealing:
“Introducing “Aaron Charm”
Wanna be charming like Aaron, you can now buy the Aaron Charm in a bottle version
Aaron Charm made by nine year old wage slaves from the cheapest goat urine... but greatly overpriced for the fact my name is on it even though i probably would never use the shit myself
the Aaron Charm- Because you're not worth it, but you can feel better wearing overpriced perfume
also available: Aaron’s skin products
Because everyone knows you’re a piece of shit and your life will suck if you don’t use our products…. So what are you waiting for… use them now
Aaron Charm… in all fictional retailers in the nonexistent near future
© Aaron Ducker 2009”
As I walked into there hotel… there was Georgia… she had a nice set of boobs… or as my dad used to call them “domestic violence cushions”
As I sat there I asked her if she’d ordered yet… she replied “its ok gavan I have a really yummy cock…”
She seemed distracted and trailed off
“…tail coming soon” she said
I said “that sounds grouse”
“grouse I don’t think I’ve heard that before, I think I better pull out my dic..”
She trailed off again
“…tionary, I always like to look up new words”
“oh cool people say I’m good with words… well my mum did… but she’s a smart lady… once won a raffle buy guessing how many jelly beans are in the jar… I think that’s where I get much of my great maths skills… so anyway what do you like to do”
“I like to go shopping… buy lots of clothes, I love shoes but when I’m at home I just love to lye back and stroke my cock…”
This trailing off was starting to get annoying
“…atiel, that bird is so cute”
“alright what with all this distractedness, its pissing me off love”
“well you sounded much cuter in your profile… and it was a nice picture… you’re a nice guy… you just seem a bit too bogan”
“well can I shag you at least love”
“oh… I guess sure why not”
“good cause I can’t wait to get in your vagina”
“what… I have a dick”
“I but you’re a chick”
“I said in my profile I’m a transsexual”
“I think I have to go… um my mate just called me”
“your phone didn’t ring”
“its on silent” I said that and rushed off
God I was glad to be out of there… I guess it was back to Beverly… oh would I ever have Beverly?
© Aaron Ducker 2008-09
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© Aaron Ducker 2008-09