When You Can't Have It, You Want It

Every girl wants a piece of Alex Gaskarth.
Every girl Alex Gaskarth wants is a blonde bimbo.

At least, that's what Rosaline thought. And she was in no way a blonde bimbo... so how was she supposed to get Alex to give her a chance?

With the help of a certain Zack Merrick, of course.

[short story.]