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Diamond Girl

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“Why would anyone want to ‘win a date with Gabe Saporta’ anyway?” I scoffed, “He’s just another arrogant asshole like the rest of those celebrities.”
Unfortunately for me, my best friend disagreed and guess what? She entered me. You know what else? I won; much to my displeasure.
  1. SHIMMY OFF MY PORCH, BONITO!
    “I’m not getting out of this am I?”
  2. I'M NOT GABRIEL'S ANYTHING!
    “It’s alright bonita, but how about a proper thankyou?” I slapped him across the back of the head, “In your dreams Romeo.”
  3. HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY FOB VIDEOS?!
    "You just lit my ***ing lawn on fire! What the—Suarez! Put that camera down!”
  4. I THINK I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAID BONITA.
    "That night, I curled up on my sofa and cried. "
  5. I ACTUALLY THINK HE LIKES YOU.
    “Er-you don't want to go in there.” Seeing his blank look I elaborated, “Gabe. Girl. Couch.”
  6. HE'S CONFUSED? WHAT ABOUT ME?!
    “Look I'm going to make sure you don't die in your sleep, god, just let me help you!” I sighed, handing him my house keys.
  7. HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!