61 Ways To Annoy/Piss Off Billie Joe Armstrong
Number Twenty Eight On The List
I looked at Billie as he sat next to me at the dinner table. He caught my eye and held my glare for a bit. After about five minutes of me looking at Billie he turned to Adie.
Billie spoke without moving his lips, as if that would stop me from hearing him. ‘Adie,’ he whispers, "Adie, she staring at me again. Make her stop."
I smiled at this. Cupping Billie’s chin I brought his face closer to mine – the look on his was pure confusion. Turning his head so that I was no looking at his cheek, I stuck my tongue out and ever so slowly dragged it up his cheek. I knew Billie was squirming in his chair I contuinued to lick his cheek.
I pulled back with a disgusted look on my face, "You taste funny."
"Ew," said Jakob.
"I have to disagree with that." Adie grinned.
"Ewwwww, Mom." Repeated Jakob.
"I taste nice. Like strawberries and cream. Nice. Tre said so." Billie said with a huff.
Billie spoke without moving his lips, as if that would stop me from hearing him. ‘Adie,’ he whispers, "Adie, she staring at me again. Make her stop."
I smiled at this. Cupping Billie’s chin I brought his face closer to mine – the look on his was pure confusion. Turning his head so that I was no looking at his cheek, I stuck my tongue out and ever so slowly dragged it up his cheek. I knew Billie was squirming in his chair I contuinued to lick his cheek.
I pulled back with a disgusted look on my face, "You taste funny."
"Ew," said Jakob.
"I have to disagree with that." Adie grinned.
"Ewwwww, Mom." Repeated Jakob.
"I taste nice. Like strawberries and cream. Nice. Tre said so." Billie said with a huff.