100 Ways

#17

17. Sing an annoying song

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just right now
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just right now
Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just right now
Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open just right now
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten just right now
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten just right now
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway just right now
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway just right now
Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache just right now
Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache just right now
Called the doctor, called the doctor, called the doctor just right now
Called the doctor, called the doctor, called the doctor just right now
Penicillin, penicillin, penicillin just right now
Penicillin, penicillin, penicillin just right now
Had surgery, had surgery, had surgery just right now
Had surgery, had surgery, had surgery just right now
Died anyway, died anyway, died anyway just right now
Died anyway, died anyway, died anyway just right now
Went to Heaven, went to Heaven, went to Heaven just right now
Went to Heaven, went to Heaven, went to Heaven just right now
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just right now
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just right now
Went the other way, went the other way, went the other way just right now
Went the other way, went the other way, went the other way just right now
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just right now
Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me just right now
It was all a dream, all a dream, all a dream, all a dream
It was all a dream, all a dream, all a dream just right now
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just right now....

One time in 6th grade during a four hour fire drill....
I sang this for two hours.
It was awesome.

Enough said.

And then there's the always faithful:
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES
EVERYBODY'S NERVES
EVERYBODY'S NERVES
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES
EVERYBODY'S NERVES
EVERYBODY'S NERVES
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!

Enough. Said.

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