Status: currently being re-written
I'll Be the Sweetest Poison You've Ever Tasted
The Joker
The Joker looked down at the passed out women before him.There was something different about her since the last time he saw her; something was missing.
He muttered under his breathe in aggravation, he had come to kill the girl but seeing her again he couldn't.
Usually with victims like this he felt nothing aside from the need for blood, but with this curious little case he wanted to investigate her.
He wanted to know just how insane she really was and how she got to be that far gone. He wanted to push her till she completely snapped and lost all type of self control over herself.
He threw her light body over his shoulder and grunted as he tried to clamber out of the window. he managed to do so, but not without almost dropping Poison 4 times and hitting her head on the window at least 12 times.
He walked back to the van that had been parked about a block away and shoved her into the back with a few goons he had brought with him before climbing in himself. The van sped off without the Joker even having to say anything, but obviously not fast enough because soon the driver had been shot and The Joker climbed towards the wheel.
"Gotta get better drivers," he muttered to himself flicking the radio on before slamming his foot down on the gas peddle causing the van to lurch forward.
"Cuz I'm a Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight Toker, I get my loving on the run," He laughed giddily at the irony as he drove haphazardly along the dark Gotham streets.
"Um...boss?" some kid from the back called, John or something.
"what!?" the Joker snapped Irritably.
"The girls waking up," he said quickly.
"knock her out again," he commanded.
The Joker took notice of the commotion in the back and heard someone yelp.
"Uuhhhh...bosss!" another one of the goons asked in panic.
"I told you to knock her out again you idiots! it can't be that hard!" the Joker raved turning around.
He cackled loudly at the scene in front of him. On the floor sat poison in a circle of his now dead men. The only live man cowered in the corner like a child. He had finally figured out what had been missing since she started playing pretend, that wild spark in her eyes that had dimmed. With that being said, her eyes now glowed with malicious excitement.
He muttered under his breathe in aggravation, he had come to kill the girl but seeing her again he couldn't.
Usually with victims like this he felt nothing aside from the need for blood, but with this curious little case he wanted to investigate her.
He wanted to know just how insane she really was and how she got to be that far gone. He wanted to push her till she completely snapped and lost all type of self control over herself.
He threw her light body over his shoulder and grunted as he tried to clamber out of the window. he managed to do so, but not without almost dropping Poison 4 times and hitting her head on the window at least 12 times.
He walked back to the van that had been parked about a block away and shoved her into the back with a few goons he had brought with him before climbing in himself. The van sped off without the Joker even having to say anything, but obviously not fast enough because soon the driver had been shot and The Joker climbed towards the wheel.
"Gotta get better drivers," he muttered to himself flicking the radio on before slamming his foot down on the gas peddle causing the van to lurch forward.
"Cuz I'm a Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight Toker, I get my loving on the run," He laughed giddily at the irony as he drove haphazardly along the dark Gotham streets.
"Um...boss?" some kid from the back called, John or something.
"what!?" the Joker snapped Irritably.
"The girls waking up," he said quickly.
"knock her out again," he commanded.
The Joker took notice of the commotion in the back and heard someone yelp.
"Uuhhhh...bosss!" another one of the goons asked in panic.
"I told you to knock her out again you idiots! it can't be that hard!" the Joker raved turning around.
He cackled loudly at the scene in front of him. On the floor sat poison in a circle of his now dead men. The only live man cowered in the corner like a child. He had finally figured out what had been missing since she started playing pretend, that wild spark in her eyes that had dimmed. With that being said, her eyes now glowed with malicious excitement.
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Title Credit:The Joker - Steve Miller BandI'm sure this song has been used multiple times in joker stories but I couldn't think of any other song...and I just so happened to be listening to it.
uhh, it's another short one, but it's in the jokers point of view so it can't be all that bad right?
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