Status: Group Project; Active
Island
Jessalyn: “Have a nice fall, Jackass!”
“Hmm, I wonder,” I say, out loud, oddly.
“You wonder what?”, Bryan asks, staring at me oddly.
“If we fell from their height, if something would happen to us? Seeing as how they got burnt …”
“Hmm,” Bryan says, considering my theory. “Lets not find out.”
“But I wanna find out!”, I whine childishly, already making a hunk of rock float under my feet. “Besides, anything’s better than being stuck with you and your jackass brothers.”
“Will you SHUT UP?!!! I’m not a frickin’ jackass!!!”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You’re such a dork,” I say, rolling my eyes, as I make the rock go up twice as high as Adelaide and her jackass. Yeah, I’m still pretty ticked. Everyone other than Sunny, Adelaide, and Terra are asses. Which includes King of Jackasses: Bryan Forrest Earth. ‘Cause I hate his frickin’ guts.
Jackass (Bryan) comes floating up, glaring at me. I smirk, rolling my eyes. You’re probably thinking I’m gonna jump from this piece of floating rock, right? Wrong. That’s why I jumped. And yes, I’m a dirty little angry liar in this story. Muwhahahahahaha!!!! Anyway, Bryan jumps right behind me — as I had planned — as my rock catches me. Where his crumbled to dust as he jumped. Yeah, I’m a frickin’ genius.
“Have a nice fall, Jackass!!!”, I yell from atop my rock, slowly floating down, where I see Bryan sprawled out.
“DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!”, Derek growls.
“Yeah, yeah,” I say dismissively.
“YOU JUST KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!”
“No. I didn’t. He’s still breathing, moron.”, I say, rolling my eyes.
“He is?”, Adelaide says, poking Bryan with a stick.
“Yeah.”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!”, Derek growls. I slap him furiously, glowering.
“YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!! YOU NEARLY KILLED ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, I yell in his face. He blew fire in my face, and I scream at the top of my lungs, throwing as many rocks as I could at him. And giant ones, too.
I hate this island of brother-asses.
“You wonder what?”, Bryan asks, staring at me oddly.
“If we fell from their height, if something would happen to us? Seeing as how they got burnt …”
“Hmm,” Bryan says, considering my theory. “Lets not find out.”
“But I wanna find out!”, I whine childishly, already making a hunk of rock float under my feet. “Besides, anything’s better than being stuck with you and your jackass brothers.”
“Will you SHUT UP?!!! I’m not a frickin’ jackass!!!”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“You’re such a dork,” I say, rolling my eyes, as I make the rock go up twice as high as Adelaide and her jackass. Yeah, I’m still pretty ticked. Everyone other than Sunny, Adelaide, and Terra are asses. Which includes King of Jackasses: Bryan Forrest Earth. ‘Cause I hate his frickin’ guts.
Jackass (Bryan) comes floating up, glaring at me. I smirk, rolling my eyes. You’re probably thinking I’m gonna jump from this piece of floating rock, right? Wrong. That’s why I jumped. And yes, I’m a dirty little angry liar in this story. Muwhahahahahaha!!!! Anyway, Bryan jumps right behind me — as I had planned — as my rock catches me. Where his crumbled to dust as he jumped. Yeah, I’m a frickin’ genius.
“Have a nice fall, Jackass!!!”, I yell from atop my rock, slowly floating down, where I see Bryan sprawled out.
“DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!”, Derek growls.
“Yeah, yeah,” I say dismissively.
“YOU JUST KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!”
“No. I didn’t. He’s still breathing, moron.”, I say, rolling my eyes.
“He is?”, Adelaide says, poking Bryan with a stick.
“Yeah.”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!”, Derek growls. I slap him furiously, glowering.
“YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!! YOU NEARLY KILLED ADELAIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, I yell in his face. He blew fire in my face, and I scream at the top of my lungs, throwing as many rocks as I could at him. And giant ones, too.
I hate this island of brother-asses.
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