Celebrate The Irony

“You’re bi, so, essentially, you’re half gay, half straight, but we don’t need to get into a whole fucking debate about whether you’re gay or straight Mikey… this is
just… wrong.”

They're on tour, they argue, they fight, they have to share a hotel room.
Mikey is annoying and persistant. He fancies himself as a bit of a nurse, and is far too laid back. Bob is rude, stubborn and a little witty. He has serious commitment issues, and hates children.

One night changes it all. How do they cope?

[A/N: There is strong language, alternate parts written by Anna (haushinka died) IE, 2, 4, 6, 8, etc... Pov, like authors, alternates by part. I write Bob, Anna writes Mikey.]