When It All Falls Apart

Listening to mum cry last night was horrible. I thought she cried herself to death after an hour of crying, but she only fell asleep.

I woke up extra early before mum did. I wanted to make her some breakfast before she went to work.

I honestly don’t know why she hast to model naked. Mum only told me that it’s more money to see nude photos so she gets paid more.

I honestly tried to get out of bed but how can I it’s six A.M., who would wake up this early? Oh yeah, everyone that has to go to work.

I sat up but all I did was hit my funny bone on my night stand. That shit is not funny.

I got out of bed and instantly fell over the pile of clothes that was by my bed. Then I was blinded by light.

“Ahh wha’ the fuck!”

“Wha’ are yeh doing?”

I looked up to see mum in the door way laughing at me.

“I was going ta make you breakfast.”

She just giggled and walked away.

“‘Ey Thomas?”

“Yeah wha’s up?”

By this time I was in my boxers and a t-shirt.

“Do yeh wanna go ta the UK?”

“Fo’ wha’?”

“Ta see yeh family.”

I just nodded because I know that is what she needs the most. Let’s just hope no one tries to get with my woman.