I'm Not Dead

Eminem's POV

I walked into the after party looking for someone to mess with.

"Hey look. There goes ya girl.", Proof pointed to the left of us.

"Oh is it Britney? Oh wait. It's Pink. Lemme go handle this." I replied walking over to her.

P!NK's POV

I felt someone behind me, but I decided not to turn around. I was thinking it was just some bitch who needed to back out of my space.

"Hello ma'am. I'm lookin for a girl by the name of Alecia. Have you seen her anywhere?"
I turned around and saw Em standing behind me with a stupid look on his face.

"Oh how cute. Is that the best you could come up with Marshall?"

"Mmm. But I got a reply didn't I?" he said back, turning me around towards him.

I looked up at him and laughed. "Let's leave."

"I'm way ahead of you. But where?"

I bit my lip and looked around.

"You have a posse right? I'll go where yall go. But we gotta leave quick before one these fuckers catch us together."

"Don't worry about them. Let's just go." he rushed, pulling me by my hand and beckoning for his friends to follow us out to the SUV.

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"Oh my gosh you are so stupid!" I yelled at him once we got back in the car. It was just us two now and he'd stolen a six pack of beer from the convenient store we stopped at.

"Don't be jealous cause you can't have none," he shot back.

"Nigga please. I can whatever I want," I laughed, snatching one of the bottles.

"Bitch, put that back!" he said to me.

"Ah ah ah. Keep your eyes on the road."

"Man whatever. Where you stay at?"

"I'm not telling you."

"Well how else am I supposed to take you home?"

"I don't wanna go home!"

He was silent for a moment. Then he got that stupid look on his face.

"Oh what now!?" I groaned, leaning back my seat.

"Let's check into a hotel."

"This isn't a booty call or somethin like that right?"

"Only if you wanna babe," he winked at me.

"I would never. Who knows what kinda diseases you have."

"Oh so you got jokes now?"

"Ohh I always have jokes mister Mathers."