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Teehee TV
Episode Eighteen
Rehtaeh: Hello everyone! This is Teehee TV. Yeah. Episode…what? 18 right? Yeah.
Shelby: I LOVE RONNIE RADKE.
Johnny: AHEM.
Shelby: Oh I love you moooooore
Ronnie: I’m gonna remember that!
Rehtaeh: yeah, in therapy.
Ronnie: …shut up.
Rehtaeh: *sticks tongue out at Ronnie*
Jason: *from behind stage* are we gonna get on with the show?!
Rehtaeh: *yells* NO! WE WILL WHEN I SAY WE WILL!
Johnny: Uhhhh…. How about we just continue with the show?
Rehtaeh: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Johnny: *blink*
Rehtaeh: anyways, so…. What were we talking about?
Shelby: Um… we were talking about my love for Johnny.
Rehtaeh: Ew. Change of subject.
Johnny: Um…. So Rehtaeh, what are we doing on our show today?
Rehtaeh: making out with DJ would be nice.
DJ: Yes it would!
Rehtaeh: but that’s not what we’re doing.
DJ: darn.
Rehtaeh: I’m not making porn with you!
DJ: DARN!
Rehtaeh: shut up!
Johnny: WE’RE ON AIR YOU KNOW!
Rehtaeh: I know!
DJ: heh. Heh. Aheh.
Sixx: Dude. That’s disgusting.
Johnny: Can we just introduce our guest stars?
Rehtaeh: SUUUUURE! Today we have Nikki Sixx, DJ Ashba, James Michael and Tommy Lee here!
Johnny: and what are they going to be doing?
Rehtaeh: DANCING!
Johnny: No they’re not…
Jason: *starts music*
DJTommyJamesNikki: *start dancing*
Rehtaeh: W00000T! Ok, no that’s not what they’re doing.
Jason: darn. *stops music*
Rehtaeh: THEY’RE SHOWING US THEIR NEWWWWW SHOOOOOOOES! And promoting Sketchers.
Johnny: What? Sketchers? REALLY?
Rehtaeh: I don’t like Sketchers either, but they’re paying us a BUTTLOAD to promote them. They’re shoes are AWESOME! *looks around*
Johnny: NO they’re not!
Rehtaeh: … tard, yes they are.
Johnny: since when?
Rehtaeh: did you ask our accountant?
Johnny: we have an accountant?
Rehtaeh: *face palm* Yes, Johnny. We HAVE an accountant…
Johnny: …oooooohhhh……
Rehtaeh: Anyways, let’s start with THOMAS LEE BASS.
Tommy: YO MAAAAAN. Check out my hot new kicks! They are literally, HOT! And now I’m literally kicking! *kicks Johnny*
Johnny: AHH! *grips leg and falls over*
Rehtaeh: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I mean, be more careful Tommy. *starts laughing again*
Johnny: Thanks Rehtaeh.
Rehtaeh: What shoes are they, Thomas?
Tommy: they are HOT LIGHTS! They light up!
Johnny: I thought those were for like, eight year old boys.
Tommy: *sings* NOT ANYMOOOOOORE!
Rehtaeh: alrighty then. James, what about you? What are YOUR new shoes?
James: Mine are the BEST.
Rehtaeh: well?
James: They are…………….. Jason, please drum roll
Jason: *clicks drum roll button since he fails at drums… even though he plays them*
James:TWINKLE TOES!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Johnny: Aren’t those for eight year old GIRLS?
James: *sings like Tommy* NOT ANYMOOOOOOOOORE!
Rehtaeh: …. Why is my husband friends with you?
James: because I rock.
Rehtaeh: *rolls eyes* Alright, Nikki, you’re next
DJ: oh, I see how it is!
Rehtaeh: I’m saving the best for last. Now hush.
DJ: ehehehehe.
Nikki: Yeah whatever, you know I’m the best.
Rehtaeh: shut up. Just tell us about your shoes.
Nikki: Well, mine are awesome because they’re high tops!
Johnny: …. Weren’t those also for girls?
Nikki: JOHNNY if you don’t shut UP I SWEAR TO GOD!
Johnny: sorry. I’ll stop.
Rehtaeh: ehehehehehehe! Nikki Sixx is wearing giiiiiirl shooooooes!
Nikki: they’re black ok?!
Johnny: … and pink.
Rehtaeh: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!
Nikki: THAT’S IT! *picks up Johnny and walks out*
*huge awkward silence and everybody stares at door*
*crickets chirping*
*very faint scream*
Rehtaeh: Um… anyways! DJ, it’s YOOOOOOUR TUUUUUURN!
DJ: Yaaaaaaaaay! *runs over and hugs Rehtaeh*
Rehtaeh: … PDA! *pushing DJ while DJ tries to kiss her cheek*
DJ: I just want to kiss your cheek!
Rehtaeh: PDAAAAAAAAA!!!
DJ: alright, alright.
Rehtaeh: so, tell us about your shoes, Daren.
DJ: wow, they’re call pretty talls, because I’m the shortest in our band. Well, Tommy’s not in my band, but he’s taller than me.
Rehtaeh: …. I’m taller than you.
DJ: no you’re not!
Rehtaeh: shut up! Pretend! Just agree with me!
DJ: ok ok I agree!
Mick: Someone’s whipped.
DJ: ….. What?
Mick: …. What?
DJ: WHAT?!
Rehtaeh: shut up. You’re dumb.
DJ: thaaaaaaanks.
Rehtaeh: so….
Johnny: *walks back in with very large colorful hat on looking around scared*
Rehtaeh: …. Uh Johnny? Why are you wearing that hat?
Johnny: UHHHH what hat?!
Rehtaeh: the one that is obviously on top of your head. The very BRIIIGHT COOOOLORFUL HAT.
Johnny: I’m not wearing a hat.
Rehtaeh: *goes to take hat*
Johnny: Doooooooon’t!
Rehtaeh: why not?
Johnny: Sixx did a terrible thing.
Rehtaeh: What did Nikkipants do to you?
Johnny: Nikkipants? Really?
Rehtaeh: yep! What’d he do?
Johnny: I don’t wanna say it in front of everybody!
Rehtaeh: It’s either you tell us or I take the hat.
Johnny: but I can’t tell you!
Rehtaeh: *goes to take hat*
Johnny: AHHHH!
Rehtaeh: TELL UUUUUUUUUUS!
Shelby: Just take the hat!
Johnny: thanks Shelby.
Rehtaeh: come here short person!
Johnny: I’m taller than you!
Rehtaeh: no. I’m taller than DJ! He’s taller than you!
Johnny: you’re not taller than DJ!
Rehtaeh: yes I am. *takes Johnny’s hat*
Johnny: AHHH! *hides head*
Rehtaeh: WHAT DID HE DOOOO?!
Shelby: OMG! Why does your head say Sixx rocks?!
Rehtaeh: BAHA! He shaved your head?!
Johnny: and now it says… Sixx rocks! Which isn’t true!
Nikki: Hey I heard that!
Rehtaeh: Nikkipants! Come out here and apologize to my JOHNNEHWONNEHKINZ.
Shelby: I’m sorry to break the news to you like this Rehtaeh, but he’s mine.
Rehtaeh: oh, I know. *wink*
Shelby: what?
Rehtaeh: Idk. Nikkipants! Here! Now!
Nikki: *walks over hanging head*
Rehtaeh: Look what you did to Johnny.
Nikki: *looks at Johnny, then starts laughing*
Rehtaeh: do you think this is FUNNY?!
Nikki: yeah.
Rehtaeh: apologize, Nikkipants.
Nikki: stop calling me that!
Rehtaeh: Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants!
Nikki: If you stop calling me that I will apologize.
Rehtaeh: Alright, I’ll stop.
Nikki: Johnny
Johnny: *hiding behind Rehtaeh* yes?
Rehtaeh: *whispers* You’re shoooort
Nikki: I’m……………………
Johnny: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Nikki: ………………..sorry that I’m cooler than you.
Rehtaeh: NIKKI SIXX!
Nikki: ok ok, I’m sorry.
Rehtaeh: that’s what I thought.
DJ: you sound like his mom.
Rehtaeh: OMG I SOUND LIKE A REALLY OLD LADY?!
Nikki: Aheh. Aheh. Aheh.
Rehtaeh: *kicks Nikki, then hugs DJ*
Shelby: JOHNNY I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Johnny: *blush* I love you too
DJ: *dances*
Rehtaeh: really? Again?
DJ: Yep!
Rehtaeh: ugh.
Shelby: *Dances*
Nikki: *trips her*
Shelby: HEEEEY! YOU’RE SUCH A SENIOR CITIZEN!
Nikki: But I’m sexy.
Shelby: No. not really.
Nikki: You wouldn’t know, you like ugly guys like Johnny.
Shelby: …………. Can I kill him?
Rehtaeh: no, me and Nikki are the only hot people here. You can’t kill him.
DJ: what about me?!
Rehtaeh: you’re sexy, there’s a difference.
DJ: hehehehehehehehe.
Shelby: Well I’m going to kill him when he’s least expecting it because Johnny is BEAUTIFUL.
Rehtaeh: ….sure.
Johnny: thanks…
Rehtaeh: ily!
Ronnie: I’m bored, why is this show so BORING?
Rehtaeh: well, why don’t YOU liven it up.
Ronnie: I AM livening it up.
Rehtaeh: … you’re just sitting there!
Ronnie: exactly. Just sitting here is more exciting than this.
Rehtaeh: I’ll make it better.
Ronnie: I’m waiting.
Rehtaeh: *knocks Ronnie over and kicks him in the leg*
Audience: *cheers*
Ronnie: You guys are retarded and lame, I’m out of here.
Rehtaeh: NOOO WE LOVE YOU!
Ronnie: YOU’RE GAY! *stomps out*
Rehtaeh: NOOOOO! COME BAAAAAAAAACK!
Ronnie: I’m bored! *stomps out again*
Rehtaeh: dumb head.
Ronnie: I heard that!
Rehtaeh: get back here and face me like a man! A wimpy man!
Ronnie: I’m LAZY!
Rehtaeh: RONALD JOSEPH RADKE YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK IN HERE BEFORE I TELL YOUR DAD YOU’E UNMANLY!
Ronnie: oooh I care so much.
Rehtaeh; *dials number*
Ronnie: *rolls eyes* ok whatever, I’m leaving.
Rehtaeh: security!
Security guards aka Max Bemis & Kevin Bacon: *blocks doors*
Ronnie: ok, seriously?!
Nasty: *from audience eating popcorn* There’s a window over there *points over there*
Rehtaeh: it’s bullet proof…
Ronnie: well I’m not a bullet.
Rehtaeh: YOU CAN’T OPEN BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.
Ronnie: … well that’s retarded. I’ll just shoot through it.
Rehtaeh; IT’S BULLET PROOF!
Ronnie: oh yeah…
Nasty: try breathing on it. Maybe if you say the right magic word it’ll open.
Rehtaeh: *looks at Nasty* don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Nasty: Not until four o’clock.
Rehtaeh: *face palm*
Shelby: wooooooow
Rehtaeh: *tackles Ronnie*
Ronnie: I was trying to say the right magic word.
Rehtaeh: there IS no magic word. *pokes Ronnie’s nose*
Ronnie: that is SO lame!
Nikki: can we get back to me now?
Rehtaeh: … you want me to tackle you?
Nikki: Uh, no.
Rehtaeh: than no. I wanna beat someone up, and Ronald is a good candidate.
Ronnie: screw you.
Rehtaeh: that’s what I have DJ for.
Ronnie: screw DJ then.
Rehtaeh: oh, I will.
DJ: *blush* uhhhhhhhh!
Rehtaeh: you love it.
Shelby: ewwww! *hugs Johnny randomly*
Johnny: awwwwwwwwe!
Rehtaeh: …. You’re boring Ronnie.*kicks him*
Nikki: can we PLEASE get back to me?
Jason: Let’s DANCE! *turns on baby I like it by Enrique Igelesis*
Nikki: LETS GET BACK TO MEEEEE!
Rehtaeh: alright, alright.
Jason: no way, we’re dancing.
DJJames&Tommy: *dancing*
Nikki: NO. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ME!
Rehtaeh: alright, guys, stop dancing for a minute.
Jason: but baby I like it!
Rehtaeh: *slaps Jason*
Jason: ok ok, I’m sorry. *turns off music*
Everyone else: awe man.
Nikki: anyways, about me…
Rehtaeh: what do you wanna talk about?
Nikki: Let’s talk about how hot I am.
Johnny: boooo!
Nikki: WHY YOU- *chases Johnny*
Johnny: AHHHHH!
Nikki: *takes out razor*
Johnny: NOOOOOOOO!
Nikki: *tackles Johnny and shaves part of his leg so it says Nikki was here*
Johnny: You’re girlfriend was on my leg?!
Nikki: *writes S next to it*
Johnny: You’re girlfriend was STILL on my leg?!
Nikki: *writes I next to it* She’s my FIANCE!
Crowd: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!
Rehtaeh: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Nikki: SHUT UP I’M SEXY.
Rehtaeh: Whatever Nikkipants.
Nikki: *glare*
Rehtaeh: hehehehehehehhehe! *kisses DJ*
Tommy: I wanna dance!
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP I’M KISSING MY HUSBAND!
James: get a room! You sound like Nikki!
Rehtaeh: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!
James: I’m sorry.
Rehtaeh: *kisses DJ*
DJ: *blush* heeeeeeeheeeeeeheeee….
Rehtaeh: that wasn’t creepy or anything…
Jason: *turns on The Flood*
Everyone but Ronnie: *dances*
Ronnie: *glares at Shelby*
Shelby: sorry. You know I hate Craig, don’t worry.
Rehtaeh: CRAIG MABBITT IS SEXY! I’D TOTALLY FU-
Craig: *walks out*
Ronnie: ew.
Nasty: ew.
Rehtaeh: CRAAAAAAAAIG. Hi. *hugs Nasty*
Nasty: I’m not Craig.
Rehtaeh; you wish you were.
Jason: *turns up music* DANCE!
Rehtaeh: *dances with DJ* We’re gonna go now… seeing as this episode was completely pointless and weirder than usual.
DJ: let’s get a roooooooooom
Rehtaeh: no.
DJ: awe.
Shelby: let’s go to my dad’s car Johnny!
Johnny: ok!
CC: What?!
Shelby: we better run!
Shelby&Johnny: *runs out*
Rehtaeh: *tackles DJ randomly*
Nikki: remember… I’m sexy. Oh yeah, I love you Nikki *side smile of Nikkiness*
Crowd: AWWWWWWWWWWWE!
Rehtaeh: *making out with DJ*
Jason: *plays* BABY I LIKE IT!
*episode ends
Shelby: I LOVE RONNIE RADKE.
Johnny: AHEM.
Shelby: Oh I love you moooooore
Ronnie: I’m gonna remember that!
Rehtaeh: yeah, in therapy.
Ronnie: …shut up.
Rehtaeh: *sticks tongue out at Ronnie*
Jason: *from behind stage* are we gonna get on with the show?!
Rehtaeh: *yells* NO! WE WILL WHEN I SAY WE WILL!
Johnny: Uhhhh…. How about we just continue with the show?
Rehtaeh: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Johnny: *blink*
Rehtaeh: anyways, so…. What were we talking about?
Shelby: Um… we were talking about my love for Johnny.
Rehtaeh: Ew. Change of subject.
Johnny: Um…. So Rehtaeh, what are we doing on our show today?
Rehtaeh: making out with DJ would be nice.
DJ: Yes it would!
Rehtaeh: but that’s not what we’re doing.
DJ: darn.
Rehtaeh: I’m not making porn with you!
DJ: DARN!
Rehtaeh: shut up!
Johnny: WE’RE ON AIR YOU KNOW!
Rehtaeh: I know!
DJ: heh. Heh. Aheh.
Sixx: Dude. That’s disgusting.
Johnny: Can we just introduce our guest stars?
Rehtaeh: SUUUUURE! Today we have Nikki Sixx, DJ Ashba, James Michael and Tommy Lee here!
Johnny: and what are they going to be doing?
Rehtaeh: DANCING!
Johnny: No they’re not…
Jason: *starts music*
DJTommyJamesNikki: *start dancing*
Rehtaeh: W00000T! Ok, no that’s not what they’re doing.
Jason: darn. *stops music*
Rehtaeh: THEY’RE SHOWING US THEIR NEWWWWW SHOOOOOOOES! And promoting Sketchers.
Johnny: What? Sketchers? REALLY?
Rehtaeh: I don’t like Sketchers either, but they’re paying us a BUTTLOAD to promote them. They’re shoes are AWESOME! *looks around*
Johnny: NO they’re not!
Rehtaeh: … tard, yes they are.
Johnny: since when?
Rehtaeh: did you ask our accountant?
Johnny: we have an accountant?
Rehtaeh: *face palm* Yes, Johnny. We HAVE an accountant…
Johnny: …oooooohhhh……
Rehtaeh: Anyways, let’s start with THOMAS LEE BASS.
Tommy: YO MAAAAAN. Check out my hot new kicks! They are literally, HOT! And now I’m literally kicking! *kicks Johnny*
Johnny: AHH! *grips leg and falls over*
Rehtaeh: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I mean, be more careful Tommy. *starts laughing again*
Johnny: Thanks Rehtaeh.
Rehtaeh: What shoes are they, Thomas?
Tommy: they are HOT LIGHTS! They light up!
Johnny: I thought those were for like, eight year old boys.
Tommy: *sings* NOT ANYMOOOOOORE!
Rehtaeh: alrighty then. James, what about you? What are YOUR new shoes?
James: Mine are the BEST.
Rehtaeh: well?
James: They are…………….. Jason, please drum roll
Jason: *clicks drum roll button since he fails at drums… even though he plays them*
James:TWINKLE TOES!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Johnny: Aren’t those for eight year old GIRLS?
James: *sings like Tommy* NOT ANYMOOOOOOOOORE!
Rehtaeh: …. Why is my husband friends with you?
James: because I rock.
Rehtaeh: *rolls eyes* Alright, Nikki, you’re next
DJ: oh, I see how it is!
Rehtaeh: I’m saving the best for last. Now hush.
DJ: ehehehehe.
Nikki: Yeah whatever, you know I’m the best.
Rehtaeh: shut up. Just tell us about your shoes.
Nikki: Well, mine are awesome because they’re high tops!
Johnny: …. Weren’t those also for girls?
Nikki: JOHNNY if you don’t shut UP I SWEAR TO GOD!
Johnny: sorry. I’ll stop.
Rehtaeh: ehehehehehehe! Nikki Sixx is wearing giiiiiirl shooooooes!
Nikki: they’re black ok?!
Johnny: … and pink.
Rehtaeh: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!
Nikki: THAT’S IT! *picks up Johnny and walks out*
*huge awkward silence and everybody stares at door*
*crickets chirping*
*very faint scream*
Rehtaeh: Um… anyways! DJ, it’s YOOOOOOUR TUUUUUURN!
DJ: Yaaaaaaaaay! *runs over and hugs Rehtaeh*
Rehtaeh: … PDA! *pushing DJ while DJ tries to kiss her cheek*
DJ: I just want to kiss your cheek!
Rehtaeh: PDAAAAAAAAA!!!
DJ: alright, alright.
Rehtaeh: so, tell us about your shoes, Daren.
DJ: wow, they’re call pretty talls, because I’m the shortest in our band. Well, Tommy’s not in my band, but he’s taller than me.
Rehtaeh: …. I’m taller than you.
DJ: no you’re not!
Rehtaeh: shut up! Pretend! Just agree with me!
DJ: ok ok I agree!
Mick: Someone’s whipped.
DJ: ….. What?
Mick: …. What?
DJ: WHAT?!
Rehtaeh: shut up. You’re dumb.
DJ: thaaaaaaanks.
Rehtaeh: so….
Johnny: *walks back in with very large colorful hat on looking around scared*
Rehtaeh: …. Uh Johnny? Why are you wearing that hat?
Johnny: UHHHH what hat?!
Rehtaeh: the one that is obviously on top of your head. The very BRIIIGHT COOOOLORFUL HAT.
Johnny: I’m not wearing a hat.
Rehtaeh: *goes to take hat*
Johnny: Doooooooon’t!
Rehtaeh: why not?
Johnny: Sixx did a terrible thing.
Rehtaeh: What did Nikkipants do to you?
Johnny: Nikkipants? Really?
Rehtaeh: yep! What’d he do?
Johnny: I don’t wanna say it in front of everybody!
Rehtaeh: It’s either you tell us or I take the hat.
Johnny: but I can’t tell you!
Rehtaeh: *goes to take hat*
Johnny: AHHHH!
Rehtaeh: TELL UUUUUUUUUUS!
Shelby: Just take the hat!
Johnny: thanks Shelby.
Rehtaeh: come here short person!
Johnny: I’m taller than you!
Rehtaeh: no. I’m taller than DJ! He’s taller than you!
Johnny: you’re not taller than DJ!
Rehtaeh: yes I am. *takes Johnny’s hat*
Johnny: AHHH! *hides head*
Rehtaeh: WHAT DID HE DOOOO?!
Shelby: OMG! Why does your head say Sixx rocks?!
Rehtaeh: BAHA! He shaved your head?!
Johnny: and now it says… Sixx rocks! Which isn’t true!
Nikki: Hey I heard that!
Rehtaeh: Nikkipants! Come out here and apologize to my JOHNNEHWONNEHKINZ.
Shelby: I’m sorry to break the news to you like this Rehtaeh, but he’s mine.
Rehtaeh: oh, I know. *wink*
Shelby: what?
Rehtaeh: Idk. Nikkipants! Here! Now!
Nikki: *walks over hanging head*
Rehtaeh: Look what you did to Johnny.
Nikki: *looks at Johnny, then starts laughing*
Rehtaeh: do you think this is FUNNY?!
Nikki: yeah.
Rehtaeh: apologize, Nikkipants.
Nikki: stop calling me that!
Rehtaeh: Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants Nikkipants!
Nikki: If you stop calling me that I will apologize.
Rehtaeh: Alright, I’ll stop.
Nikki: Johnny
Johnny: *hiding behind Rehtaeh* yes?
Rehtaeh: *whispers* You’re shoooort
Nikki: I’m……………………
Johnny: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Nikki: ………………..sorry that I’m cooler than you.
Rehtaeh: NIKKI SIXX!
Nikki: ok ok, I’m sorry.
Rehtaeh: that’s what I thought.
DJ: you sound like his mom.
Rehtaeh: OMG I SOUND LIKE A REALLY OLD LADY?!
Nikki: Aheh. Aheh. Aheh.
Rehtaeh: *kicks Nikki, then hugs DJ*
Shelby: JOHNNY I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Johnny: *blush* I love you too
DJ: *dances*
Rehtaeh: really? Again?
DJ: Yep!
Rehtaeh: ugh.
Shelby: *Dances*
Nikki: *trips her*
Shelby: HEEEEY! YOU’RE SUCH A SENIOR CITIZEN!
Nikki: But I’m sexy.
Shelby: No. not really.
Nikki: You wouldn’t know, you like ugly guys like Johnny.
Shelby: …………. Can I kill him?
Rehtaeh: no, me and Nikki are the only hot people here. You can’t kill him.
DJ: what about me?!
Rehtaeh: you’re sexy, there’s a difference.
DJ: hehehehehehehehe.
Shelby: Well I’m going to kill him when he’s least expecting it because Johnny is BEAUTIFUL.
Rehtaeh: ….sure.
Johnny: thanks…
Rehtaeh: ily!
Ronnie: I’m bored, why is this show so BORING?
Rehtaeh: well, why don’t YOU liven it up.
Ronnie: I AM livening it up.
Rehtaeh: … you’re just sitting there!
Ronnie: exactly. Just sitting here is more exciting than this.
Rehtaeh: I’ll make it better.
Ronnie: I’m waiting.
Rehtaeh: *knocks Ronnie over and kicks him in the leg*
Audience: *cheers*
Ronnie: You guys are retarded and lame, I’m out of here.
Rehtaeh: NOOO WE LOVE YOU!
Ronnie: YOU’RE GAY! *stomps out*
Rehtaeh: NOOOOO! COME BAAAAAAAAACK!
Ronnie: I’m bored! *stomps out again*
Rehtaeh: dumb head.
Ronnie: I heard that!
Rehtaeh: get back here and face me like a man! A wimpy man!
Ronnie: I’m LAZY!
Rehtaeh: RONALD JOSEPH RADKE YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK IN HERE BEFORE I TELL YOUR DAD YOU’E UNMANLY!
Ronnie: oooh I care so much.
Rehtaeh; *dials number*
Ronnie: *rolls eyes* ok whatever, I’m leaving.
Rehtaeh: security!
Security guards aka Max Bemis & Kevin Bacon: *blocks doors*
Ronnie: ok, seriously?!
Nasty: *from audience eating popcorn* There’s a window over there *points over there*
Rehtaeh: it’s bullet proof…
Ronnie: well I’m not a bullet.
Rehtaeh: YOU CAN’T OPEN BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.
Ronnie: … well that’s retarded. I’ll just shoot through it.
Rehtaeh; IT’S BULLET PROOF!
Ronnie: oh yeah…
Nasty: try breathing on it. Maybe if you say the right magic word it’ll open.
Rehtaeh: *looks at Nasty* don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Nasty: Not until four o’clock.
Rehtaeh: *face palm*
Shelby: wooooooow
Rehtaeh: *tackles Ronnie*
Ronnie: I was trying to say the right magic word.
Rehtaeh: there IS no magic word. *pokes Ronnie’s nose*
Ronnie: that is SO lame!
Nikki: can we get back to me now?
Rehtaeh: … you want me to tackle you?
Nikki: Uh, no.
Rehtaeh: than no. I wanna beat someone up, and Ronald is a good candidate.
Ronnie: screw you.
Rehtaeh: that’s what I have DJ for.
Ronnie: screw DJ then.
Rehtaeh: oh, I will.
DJ: *blush* uhhhhhhhh!
Rehtaeh: you love it.
Shelby: ewwww! *hugs Johnny randomly*
Johnny: awwwwwwwwe!
Rehtaeh: …. You’re boring Ronnie.*kicks him*
Nikki: can we PLEASE get back to me?
Jason: Let’s DANCE! *turns on baby I like it by Enrique Igelesis*
Nikki: LETS GET BACK TO MEEEEE!
Rehtaeh: alright, alright.
Jason: no way, we’re dancing.
DJJames&Tommy: *dancing*
Nikki: NO. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ME!
Rehtaeh: alright, guys, stop dancing for a minute.
Jason: but baby I like it!
Rehtaeh: *slaps Jason*
Jason: ok ok, I’m sorry. *turns off music*
Everyone else: awe man.
Nikki: anyways, about me…
Rehtaeh: what do you wanna talk about?
Nikki: Let’s talk about how hot I am.
Johnny: boooo!
Nikki: WHY YOU- *chases Johnny*
Johnny: AHHHHH!
Nikki: *takes out razor*
Johnny: NOOOOOOOO!
Nikki: *tackles Johnny and shaves part of his leg so it says Nikki was here*
Johnny: You’re girlfriend was on my leg?!
Nikki: *writes S next to it*
Johnny: You’re girlfriend was STILL on my leg?!
Nikki: *writes I next to it* She’s my FIANCE!
Crowd: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!
Rehtaeh: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Nikki: SHUT UP I’M SEXY.
Rehtaeh: Whatever Nikkipants.
Nikki: *glare*
Rehtaeh: hehehehehehehhehe! *kisses DJ*
Tommy: I wanna dance!
Rehtaeh: SHUT UP I’M KISSING MY HUSBAND!
James: get a room! You sound like Nikki!
Rehtaeh: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!
James: I’m sorry.
Rehtaeh: *kisses DJ*
DJ: *blush* heeeeeeeheeeeeeheeee….
Rehtaeh: that wasn’t creepy or anything…
Jason: *turns on The Flood*
Everyone but Ronnie: *dances*
Ronnie: *glares at Shelby*
Shelby: sorry. You know I hate Craig, don’t worry.
Rehtaeh: CRAIG MABBITT IS SEXY! I’D TOTALLY FU-
Craig: *walks out*
Ronnie: ew.
Nasty: ew.
Rehtaeh: CRAAAAAAAAIG. Hi. *hugs Nasty*
Nasty: I’m not Craig.
Rehtaeh; you wish you were.
Jason: *turns up music* DANCE!
Rehtaeh: *dances with DJ* We’re gonna go now… seeing as this episode was completely pointless and weirder than usual.
DJ: let’s get a roooooooooom
Rehtaeh: no.
DJ: awe.
Shelby: let’s go to my dad’s car Johnny!
Johnny: ok!
CC: What?!
Shelby: we better run!
Shelby&Johnny: *runs out*
Rehtaeh: *tackles DJ randomly*
Nikki: remember… I’m sexy. Oh yeah, I love you Nikki *side smile of Nikkiness*
Crowd: AWWWWWWWWWWWE!
Rehtaeh: *making out with DJ*
Jason: *plays* BABY I LIKE IT!
*episode ends