TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 7 pt. 1

Catching up: Someone hacked Midna's Darkbook, and Link offended Shadow Link instead of the other way around! (so weird, right?)

*itsafxckingtunic!!! has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*hero_tehworldz has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
itsafxckingtunic!!!: I SAW YOU GUYS AT HYLIAN STEAK HOUSE LAST NIGHT...
partygril984: ohh you did? did you see my haircut? :D
itsafxckingtunic!!!: not YOU, zelda! but i bet it looks great! i saw midna and shadow link!!!!!
partygril984: huh? i thought midna broke the mirror of twilight so she couldnt get to the world of light...?
itsafxckingtunic!!!: she did!!!! but i most definitely saw her!!! you were there werent you midna?!
twilight_dwelleR: yes, we were there link... we saw you too... remember? you freaked out and pointed yelling "WHAT THE MUSHROOM IS MIDNA DOING HERE? AND WHY IS SHE WITH UGLY SHADOW LINK?"
itsafxckingtunic!!!: oh yeah, i said that, didnt i...
hero_oftehworldz: not really sure why you think im UGLY, considering i look exactly like you
itsafxckingtunic!!!: no!!!!! im beautifuller!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: WOW YOURE RETARDED!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: can you two get along for like two seconds please?
hero_oftehworldz: ill try my best, midna, i really will..
itsafxckingtunic!!!: youre such a liar
hero_oftehworldz: and YOURE such an overdramatic cumguzzling bitch, but you dont see me complaining do you?
itsafxckingtunic!!!: :oooo THAT WAS SO MEAN, SHADOW LINK!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: im sorry, but..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHH HE TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
itsafxckingtunic!!!: its not funny.... i didnt go that far... :'[[
twilight_dwelleR: shadow, thats really not trying that hard..
partygril984: whoa wait whatd i miss? why is link freaking out?
insaneprsnofdoom: shouldnt you be confused when hes NOT freaking out?
partygril984: hmm good point... but really! what happened!
itsafxckingtunic!!!: shadow link is being a meaner...
partygril984: -___- sometimes i swear you seriously are ten, link...
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
usurpderpdeederp: Hello everyone! Whats been--
itsafxckingtunic!!!: DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!
usurpderpdeederp: -______-;; Already?
partygril984: no one hates you
insaneprsnofdoom: i do!
partygril984: >_>
insaneprsnofdoom: i mean, noooo...
hero_oftehworldz: i bet marth loves you! oh wait, he loves zelda, nevermind... xD
itsafxckingtunic!!!: really... thats not even funny...
hero_oftehworldz: sorry link, didnt mean to bring back painful topics... ;p
itsafxckingtunic!!!: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: guess what you guys?!
usurpderpdeederp: What?
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda and i went CLUBBING last night! it was so cool! we looked like such hookers!
partygril984: yeah it was awesome! you are now my clubbing buddy!
hero_oftehworldz: uhh what were you wearing?
insaneprsnofdoom: well, i was wearing this in red with these shorts...
* Rehtaeh's dress *
* Rehtaeh's shorts *
insaneprsnofdoom: and zelda was wearing this! ...
* Zelda's dress thing *
hero_oftehworldz: uhh why did you buy clothes from discountstripper.com?
partygril984: because they have the best clubbing clothes!
itsafxckingtunic!!!: ZELDA, WHY DO YOU WEAR THOSE THINGS IN PUBLIC?! o_o
partygril984: because they make me look hot!
itsafxckingtunic!!!: well yeah!!!! but its totally unfair that i can never see you in that! >.<
partygril984: ...im just going to pretend you didnt say that... -__-
itsafxckingtunic!!!: i bet you go clubbing with marth!
partygril984: who goes clubbing with their boyfriend?
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, really, they get too jealous when other dudes are checking you out and grinding on you
hero_oftehworldz: .............................
itsafxckingtunic!!!: .............................
insaneprsnofdoom: what? its the truth!
itsafxckingtunic!!!: arent you married to prince ralis or something like that?!
insaneprsnofdoom: no, not until he turns 16!!
twilight_dwelleR: and this is why i only hang out with guys...
hero_oftehworldz: xD
usurpderpdeederp: Midna, I think I know why you don't like me...
twilight_dwelleR: maybe because you almost killed me like three times?
usurpderpdeederp: No no no, that's not it... You like girls! And Sheik, whatever he counts as..
twilight_dwelleR: what? i dont like girls! why do you think i like girls?! and sheik is a man, zant...
usurpderpdeederp: So you're asexual then?
insaneprsnofdoom: no, shes shadowlinksexual xD
itsafxckingtunic!!!: EWWWWWWW WE DONT NEED THESE MENTAL IMAGES AGAIN!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: i meant she only likes shadow link, but that works too!! xDDD
twilight_dwelleR: dude, weve been on TWO dates! come on!
usurpderpdeederp: Wait, why do you like Shadow Link? I thought he was a conniving bastard..
hero_oftehworldz: why does everyone suddenly think im this huge monster?! >_> link, what did you tell them?..
twilight_dwelleR: well, hes conniving to link i guess, but not to anyone else
usurpderpdeederp: Just know that I will always love you more..
twilight_dwelleR: -___- just give up zant, im not desperate enough...
usurpderpdeederp: -SIGH- Fine...
itsafxckingtunic!!!: so are you guys really a thing now?
twilight_dwelleR: well kind of, but were not really dating...
insaneprsnofdoom: are you guys gonna come clubbing with us?
twilight_dwelleR: as tempting as that sounds, no never...
*twilight_dwelleR: has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: well then! fine!
hero_oftehworldz: nice goin, rabia >_>
insaneprsnofdoom: you know you love me!

DOES SHADOW LINK LOVE RABIA?! WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!!!