TLOZ Chatroom

previously on TLOZ chatroom: Well, the writer was being a jerk and ended part one early...

hero_oftehworldz: sure rabia, suuuuure
sidebangsarehawt: GUYS I THINK I MIGHT BE SICK......
hero_oftehworldz: link, sometimes i swear you live in your own little world...
itsafxckingtunic!!!: I KID YOU NOT!!!!!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!!
partygril984: whoa, why does it say sidebangsarehawt just typed that? o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: that would be the writer being overly tired and hungry...
*itsafxckingtunic!!! has smashed his face against the keyboard, and in the process turned his status to afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: seriously, what is his problem?!
hero_oftehworldz: i will never understand what just happened...
partygril984: so anyway, changing the subject because we all know that link is weird...
insaneprsnofdoom: so wait, whos online right now?
partygril984: you, me, and shadow link
usurpderpdeederp: AHEM.
partygril984: ....and yup, thats it
usurpderpdeederp: -___-
insaneprsnofdoom: lololololololololololol
usurpderpdeederp: Why is it that when Link isn't here to be picked on, you pick on me?
partygril984: well, you kinda deserve it
usurpderpdeederp: Thanks you guys... thanks.
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: hi sheik
btdubsimad00d: hey you guys
usurpderpdeederp: Sheik, do you think I deserve to be picked on?
btdubsimad00d: well, you DID try to destroy Hyrule and fill all light in the world with darkness... sooo... kinda
usurpderpdeederp: But I've changed!
btdubsimad00d: ........
usurpderpdeederp: I have! I'm not trying to destroy you guys now, am I?
btdubsimad00d: yeah, i guess thats true...
hero_oftehworldz: zant, we all know that if you got the chance, you so would
usurpderpdeederp: If YOU got the chance, YOU would! I just want someone to join me in death so I'm not so alone!
hero_oftehworldz: why dont you have link kill ganondorf then?
usurpderpdeederp: I don't want Ganondorf!
hero_oftehworldz: oh yeah, speaking of ganondorf, did you guys hear hes getting married?
partygril984: WHAT? TO WHO?! WHO WOULD BE CRAZY AND SELF-LOATHING ENOUGH TO MARRY GANONDORF?!
hero_oftehworldz: its probably another gerudo who just wants to become queen..
partygril984: wait i thought the sages and i sealed him away like two months ago!!!
hero_oftehworldz: that obviously kept him away... xDD
partygril984: HOW THE HELL DOES HE ESCAPE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY!!
usurpderpdeederp: So wait, leme get this straight!!! GANONDORF is getting married and I don't even have a FRIEND down here?! How come I couldn't have been sealed away?!
partygril984: well you have midna to thank for that lol..
usurpderpdeederp: Wow, this is just stupid!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: zant, no one wants to die to be with you xD
usurpderpdeederp: THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, but thats the truth...
usurpderpdeederp: ILL FIND SOMEONE SOMEDAY!!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: no you wont
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off with purpose*
hero_oftehworldz: hes going to return with his purpose unfulfilled... xDD
partygril984: you know, i feel kinda bad for zant..
btdubsimad00d: why? didnt he almost kill everyone important to you?
partygril984: not necessarily... i think we should find him someone!
hero_oftehworldz: and how in the hell do you plan on doing that?
btdubsimad00d: is anyone thinking what im thinking...
insaneprsnofdoom: online dating?
btdubsimad00d: actually yeah, thats what im thinking!
partygril984: heyy, that might work! we should try that!
hero_oftehworldz: am i the only person who sees something wrong with this?
partygril984: what do you mean?
hero_oftehworldz: if we make zant a profile... and then they see him... theyre gonna be like WTF xD
partygril984: shadow, stop being so mean!!! zants not THAT weird -- okay yeah hes weird looking... we'll just get a picture of him with his helmet on!
hero_oftehworldz: and what do you suggest for his about me section?
partygril984: we'll make him sound as normal as possible...
insaneprsnofdoom: ......
btdubsimad00d: ......we'll just make stuff up
partygril984: agreed
btdubsimad00d: well, lets get started then
partygril984: alright, where should we meet?
insaneprsnofdoom: lets go use links computer so if zant kills this chick, they cant trace the ip address back to us!
partygril984: okay sounds good to me
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*partygril984 has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: wait we cant use links computer! thats just cruel!!
hero_oftehworldz: ........
btdubsimad00d: of course they logged off before i got to send that... -____-
hero_oftehworldz: well good luck with that, im gonna go get some drinks with friends
btdubsimad00d: you have friends?
hero_oftehworldz: >__>
btdubsimad00d: that sounded mean.. i meant like ---
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
btdubsimad00d: damn it
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*

SO THE TWO GIRLS AND SHEIK ARE MAKING ZANT AN ONLINE DATING PROFILE... WHAT WILL COME OF THIS? WE SHALL ONLY KNOW IF WE STAY TUNED!!! SO STAY TUNED!!!!!!