TLOZ Chatroom

insaneprsnofdoom has logged on

shukaku132 has logged on

NotLordV has logged on

usurpderpdeederp has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: Hey Shelby, and Voldemort, hey Zant.

NotLordV: Hey sexy...;)

insaneprsnofdoom: uhhh creepy....

usurpderpdeederp: Hey... hehehe...

insaneprsnofdoom: *hides behind shukaku132* help me!!

shukaku132: Zant, you’re so fucking creepy...

usurpderpdeederp: You’re pretty too...

shukaku132: zant... just give up... -___-;;

usurpderpdeederp: Okay...

NotLordV: *inches over to shukaku132* hehehe... do you like snakes? ;)

shukaku132: yeah... I guess?

NotLordV: would you like to meet Nagini?

shukaku132: uh, no...

insaneprsnofdoom: I would!

NotLordV: Only if I can see your Chamber of Secrets... ;)

insaneprsnofdoom: O_______________________________o UH NO! CREEPY FUCKIN PERVERT!

shukaku132: WHAT IS THIS, RAPIST CENTER?!?!

*partygril984 has logged on*

*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*

insaneprsnofdoom: SHADOW LINK SAVE US!

partygril984: what about me?

insaneprsnofdoom: you can’t even spell girl right.... and you can’t even save YOURSELF! LINK always has to save you.

hero_oftehworldz: uhh am i the only guy in here or something?

NotLordV: No... I’m a guy... hehe. I was offering to show them my... ‘snake’

insaneprsnofdoom: *hides behind hero_oftehworldz*

hero_oftehworldz: ummm worst pick up line EVER???? o.o

partygril984: wait whos notlordv? VAATI?! HES COME BACK?!

hero_oftehworldz: something tells me lord vaati wouldnt say that... xD

partygril984: oh.. then... who else?

shukaku132: he who shall not be named...

hero_oftehworldz: im so confused right now...

NotLordV: I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE WIZARD WORLD! BOW TO MEEE! I am Lord Voldemort!

insaneprsnofdoom: Calm down Voldy man... I am the supreme ruler of … EVERYONE! So you’re BENEATH me. Bitch.

NotLordV: *glare face* So does that mean you’re my ENEMY?!

insaneprsnofdoom: No, it means I’m cooler than your love, Bellatrix.

NotLordV: Ew, I HATE Bellatrix...

insaneprsnofdoom: Poor Bellatrix.

shukaku132: Wait, you’re both trying to take over the world?

insaneprsnofdoom: Yes

NotLordV: But she’s gonna fail.

insaneprsnofdoom: you already did.

shukaku132: hahahaha its so true!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: so wait, if hes trying to take over the world, why have i never heard of him before? are you a member of the world domination lodge?

NotLordV: a member of th- What the FUCK?! No, I’m the leader of the Death Eaters! I HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF HUMANS! MILLLLIIIIIIIOOOONS!

insaneprsnofdoom: more like thousands. But okay.

hero_oftehworldz: death eaters? what? is that a gang or something?

NotLordV: *takes out wand* DRAW YOUR WEAPON! *points wand at him*

insaneprsnofdoom: … Wait, who?

NotLordV: hero_oftehworldz...

insaneprsnofdoom: whew, ok, I was concerned. I don’t have my meatcleaver.

NotLordV: DRAW YOUR WEAPON BITCH!

hero_oftehworldz: ...why are you pointing a stick at me?

partygril984: THATS your weapon? BAHAHAHAHA!!! xDDD

NotLordV: *points wand at Zelda* CRUCIO!!

insaneprsnofdoom: *wince*

NotLordV: WHAT THE FUCK NOW?!

hero_oftehworldz: is that supposed to be a spell or something?

NotLordV: YES. YES IT WAS. NOW SHE IS IN PAIN. … I should kill her.

insaneprsnofdoom: no. Bad Voldy.

NotLordV: and why shouldn’t I?

insaneprsnofdoom: I’ll... give you a hug!

NotLordV: heheheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHAH okay.

hero_oftehworldz: hey! you cant kill zelda! she has the triforce of wisdom! idiot! >.<

NotLordV: What the fuck is a triforce? and seriously, what’s with the lame name? Triforce? xD

insaneprsnofdoom: *dances*

hero_oftehworldz: UMM ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT STUPID? who doesnt know what the triforce is?

partygril984: this is just-- *TWITCH TWITCH GURGLE FROTH AT MOUTH*

hero_oftehworldz: ….............okay?

NotLordV: where the fuck are you from? I’m from England. There’s no such thing as a … Triforce. Who DOESN’T know what a wand is? Jesus you two are retarded.

insaneprsnofdoom: speaking of retarded... where did Zant go?

usurpderpdeederp: -___-

hero_oftehworldz: whats an england? and where is wand? or vice versa? im confused!!! >.<

NotLordV: England is a European country that forms the largest and most southern part of Great Britain and of the United Kingdom, surrounded on three sides by water. Basically, a country in Europe... and a wand is an essential tool used by wizards and witches to channel their magical powers. If they’re powerful enough they don’t need it. I could get away without using my wand, but a wand is more practical for dueling and such. No two existing wands are exactly the same, though they may have the same wood or a core of the same material.

hero_oftehworldz: ….europe? okay now im super confused... we live in hyrule... whats europe? is that even in this world? ARE YOU JUST MAKING THIS UP? >.>

partygril984: yeah, even if you arent from hyrule, you must know what the triforce is and how it -- *GURGLE TWITCH ROLLS AROUND ON FLOOR IN PAIN KEEEEEEEEEEEE*

shukaku132: uhhh zelda? o.o are you okay?

*partygril984’s pain has intercepted her connection, and disconnected from this chatroom*

shukaku132: nice going, voldemort! you hurt the princess and she got disconnected!!!

NotLordV: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! *hugs insaneprsnofdoom*

insaneprsnofdoom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BUUUUUURNS UUUUUS PRECIOUS!!

NotLordV: >.>

insaneprsnofdoom: AHEHEHEH

ringbearer098 has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: FROOOODOOOOO!!

shukaku132: hi froodoo! xDD just kidding...

usurpderpdeederp: Who’s Frodo? Is she pretty?!?! Is she willing to join me in the afterlife?!

ringbearer098: she? I’m not a she.

insaneprsnofdoom: *hugs him* MY BABY FRODO! I LOVE YOU! YOU’RE SO CUTE!

ringbearer098: Um.. *hug* okay...?

*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*

hero_oftehworldz: MIDNA!

twilight_dwelleR: sooo hey guys... why are we in this chatroom instead of our usual one?

insaneprsnofdoom: bc Frodo is cooler than you

NotLordV: BECAUSE I SAID SO!

insaneprsnofdoom: calm down...

NotLordV: no...

twilight_dwelleR: uhh....okay? who are all these people? o.o

hero_oftehworldz: some guy from wand holding a stick or something like that... i kinda wasnt paying attention when we was saying something to me...

NotLordV: *points wand at him* ava-

insaneprsnofdoom: *steals his wand and runs away screaming*

NotLordV: GET BACK HERE NOW!

twilight_dwelleR: wait she stole your land via chatroom? are you sure hes from wand? and where is this place?

shukaku132: no, hes from england, not wand.

twilight_dwelleR: ohh england, okay...

hero_oftehworldz: where is england? im so confused!!!!! come on!!!!! what the hell is europe?!

twilight_dwelleR: its a continent! near asia!

hero_oftehworldz: …..like i know what that is....

twilight_dwelleR: ill show you one day...

shukaku132: IS THAT A DATE PLAN? CAN I COME?!

twilight_dwelleR: uhhh sure?

hero_oftehworldz: heyy, if this is a date, were not bringing her along...

shukaku132: why not!!!

hero_oftehworldz: because thats weird!!!

shukaku132: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAL!

hero_oftehworldz: what???????

shukaku132: sorry, spongebob reference...

NotLordV: wtf is Spongebob? *chasing insaneprsnofdoom*

insaneprsnofdoom: *gasp*

shukaku132: is everyone here unaware of the world around them?!

twilight_dwelleR: apparently

shukaku132: first you dont know what a wand is, then you dont know what the triforce is, and now SPONGEBOB?!

twilight_dwelleR: thats just.... sad.... very very sad...

NotLordV: I’m not some lowly muggle like the rest of you. I am LORD VOLDEMORT!

insaneprsnofdoom: Im not a FUCKING MUGGLE!! >.>

NotLordV: okay... the rest of you but... Re-

insaneprsnofdoom: Rabia.

NotLordV: what is a Rabia?

insaneprsnofdoom: Me silly!

NotLordV: Wha-

insaneprsnofdoom: Yeah, I’m Rabia. Remember?

NotLordV:sure.

shukaku132: so, just so you know, everyone in this chatroom can use magic except me... so technically im the only muggle

hero_oftehworldz: muggle? that sounds like some moblin and toad breed xD

shukaku132: thanks shadow...

NotLordV: that’s EXACTLY what it is!! xD

insaneprsnofdoom: Poor Shelby. Again, where did that retard, Zant, go? I love him!

usurpderpdeederp: YOU DO?! YAY! THANK YOU!! :DDD

*partygril984 has returned from being disconnected*

partygril984: good thing i have nayru on my side! you jerk, why would you put me through pain like that ?!?!?!?!?

NotLordV: To show the true extent of my powers. You’d still be in pain if some little... elf... god... thing... hadn’t stolen my wand!!

partygril984: what?????? im not in pain because of your “POWERS”, im not in pain because i stopped the pain! >.> you give yourself way too much credit....

NotLordV: ...no, you’re not in pain because that elf thing stole my wand!

insaneprsnofdoom: elf thing? so wait... I’m an elf, zora, god, human thing? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!

partygril984: are all men in this chatroom arrogant? -__-

hero_oftehworldz: hey, im not!

partygril984: silly shadow, thats because youre a boy!

hero_oftehworldz: what? whats that supposed to mean?

partygril984: well i guess that frodo guy isnt either... frodo, are you a boy or a man though?

ringbearer098: I’m a man. I came of age around the time I learned of the great ring

insaneprsnofdoom: awe... cute little hobbit!

ringbearer098: you’re YOUNGER than me!

NotLordV: Um... wait, how old are you people?!

insaneprsnofdoom: Um... 15.

ringbearer098: 33...

partygril984: 19??

twilight_dwelleR: uhh i think im like.... 20... or something... somewhere in that general area... o.o

hero_oftehworldz: honestly i have no idea... xD

shukaku132: thats not important... o.o

NotLordV: *stares at shukaku132* how old are you.

insaneprsnofdoom: why does it matter?

NotLordV: because she won’t tell me!

insaneprsnofdoom: WELL GUESS WHAT?!?!

NotLordV: what?

insaneprsnofdoom: *sings* IM BRINGIN SEXY BACK! YEAH!

ringbearer098: um

insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t know...

shukaku132: and now voldemort knows! xD

usurpderpdeederp: Ever notice how our names just SOUND evil? Like... Zant, Voldemort... and then there’s Harry and Link... like super normal...

insaneprsnofdoom: *hugs usurpderpdeederp* awwwwww hehehehe you’re so awesome Zant!! :D

NotLordV: what about me?

insaneprsnofdoom: NO YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE!

NotLordV: I AM NOT! >.<

shukaku132: yeah you are...

usurpderpdeederp: He is? And aww thank you rabia! *hug back*

hero_oftehworldz: ARE YOU TWO IN LOVE? lawl lawl lawl lawl jk... xDD

NotLordV: No, I’m not.

insaneprsnofdoom: shut up shadow link >.> and he so is. He said he’d show me his snake if I showed him my chamber of secrets!!

ringbearer098: I’M TELLING STRIDER!

shukaku132: voldemort cant even deny that... he did say it...

twilight_dwelleR: o.O what the hell...

partygril984: well, is he hot?

shukaku132, insaneprsnofdoom, twilight_dwelleR, and everyone else in the world: UHH NOOOOOO

*picture shall be inserted at later date, but he damn ugly!!!!*

partygril984: OKAY NEVERMIND...

NotLordV: I’m not the ugliest person in here!!

insaneprsnofdoom: enlighten us.

NotLordV: SHADOW LINK AND ZANT!

insaneprsnofdoom: nooo Shadow Link is... nvm.

shukaku132: HOT. just saying.

usurpderpdeederp: HEYY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES, VOLDEMORT!

NotLordV: I can still call you ugly. And I don’t HAVE friends. Except Rabia.

insaneprsnofdoom: You’re not my friend. You’re my slave.

NotLordV: WHAT?!

insaneprsnofdoom: mhm.

usurpderpdeederp: IS ANYONE MY FRIEND?!?!? ;^;

hero_oftehworldz: nope

shukaku132: always such a gentleman...

insaneprsnofdoom: I’M YOUR FRIEND ZANT!!

usurpderpdeederp: REALLY?! YES!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

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insaneprsnofdoom: we’re buds :)

hero_oftehworldz: so, who’s hotter? lets vote. Voldemort or Zant?

insaneprsnofdoom: Voldemort.

NotLordV: ;)

partygril984: hmmm.... leme think about this.... yeah im gonna have to say zant sadly...

shukaku132: yeahhh um... neither? xDDD

twilight_dwelleR: i hate zant, sooo voldemort...

usurpderpdeederp: ZANT!!!

hero_oftehworldz: you dont get to vote!!!

NotLordV: this was me!

*picture to be inserted at later date, but he damn cute!!!!*

insaneprsnofdoom: AWE YOU WERE SO FUCKIN CUTE!!

partygril984: What happened?! Please explain!
NotLordV: Well, I wanted to be immortal (which I am by the way...) so I killed people and, as you know, when you kill people your soul gets ripped into pieces. I put pieces of my soul in objects, and made them into horcruxes. Unfortuneately, after being half killed by Mr. Potter, I got all fugly and deformed. THIS IS HARRY POTTERS FAULT!! >.> HE MUST DIIIIIIIE!

insaneprsnofdoom: But you were so ADORABLLLLE! =^.^=

dj_hehe909 has logged on

dj_hehe909: :3

dj_hehe909 has logged off

shukaku132: of course dj logs on... then leaves...

twilight_dwelleR: dj? i dont know who that is...

hero_oftehworldz: i dont know any of these people!!! well except for midna...

partygril984: you know me!!!!!

hero_oftehworldz: yes, but I’m pretending I don’t...

insaneprsnofdoom: I love Deeeejaaaaaaaay <3

NotLordV: Ew.

twilight_dwelleR: well, as exciting as this has been, im leaving now... goodbye!

*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*

insaneprsnofdoom: What a loser. Bahahaha. hah. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................

NotLordV: so... are you busy Friday night??

insaneprsnofdoom: -_- yes. I’m going to the movies! wiiiiiiith.... uhhhhh.... DRACO! Draco Malfoy! yep. Mhm. you’re jealous.

shukaku132: yayy for not going to the movies with voldemort!! xDD

NotLordV: BITCH

shukaku132: im just being honest xp

hero_oftehworldz: HEY I JUST REMEMBERED RABIA INSULTED MIDNA.... >.>

partygril984: she did? when?

hero_oftehworldz: like five seconds ago...

partygril984: oh well, she left us all alone with these freaks we dont know! she deserved it

hero_oftehworldz: YOU DESERVE THAT STUPID SPELL AGAIN, YOU SLUT

partygril984: YOURE SO MEAN...

hero_oftehworldz: >:oooooooooo

partygril984: are we making pirate faces?! >:D~ (see, he has a beard..)

hero_oftehworldz: …..........

*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*

partygril984: party pooper

insaneprsnofdoom: someone has a crush xD

NotLordV: ew. again. -_-

dj_hehe909 has logged on

dj_hehe909: hey baby!

insaneprsnofdoom: DEEEEEJAAAAAY! \

NotLordV: Great. Another idiot.

shukaku132: xDDD its so true!!!! just kidding, that was mean...

usurpderpdeederp: Who is DEEEEEJAAAAAY?

shukaku132: a zombie..

usurpderpdeederp: HOW IS EVERYONE COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD?

shukaku132: >_< just nevermind zant...

insaneprsnofdoom: HE’S NOT A ZOMBIE!

dj_hehe909: we all know Shelby’s just mad that she’s uglier than everyone.

insaneprsnofdoom: DAREN ASHBA! NO!

dj_hehe909: sorry.... :(

insaneprsnofdoom: you better be... Shelby, stop calling my HUSBAND a ZOMBIE! He never died.

usurpderpdeederp: …

partygril984: WHOAAA, YOURE MARRIED? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PRINCE RALIS?

usurpderpdeederp: Oh yeah, you said you were marrying him when he was older, didn’t you?

partygril984: HAVE WE BEEN DECEIVED?!?!?

insaneprsnofdoom: uhhhhhh....!

dj_hehe909: WHO IS PRINCE RALIS?!

insaneprsnofdoom: oh shit.... Kaikoura help me!!

shukaku132: uhhh dj doesnt know about that you guys... so.. lets just not bring it up!!!

usurpderpdeederp: Were we lied to about other things too? o.o

partygril984: was our clubbing companionship a lie? :’’’<

insaneprsnofdoom: No! Of course it wasn’t!! … How could someone lie about a clubbing companionship??

dj_hehe909: when you log off, we’re talking about this!! >.>

dj_hehe909 has logged off.

insaneprsnofdoom: awe... :’( now he’s mad at meeeee!! Look what you guys did!! >.>

usurpderpdeederp: Look what we did? You’re the one who didn’t tell us you were married!!!

partygril984: agreed! o.o

shukaku132: ITS NOT A BIG DEAL... xDD like really people...

partygril984: i feel like a dramatic link moment is coming on...

shukaku132: oh dear... -___-

*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*

sidebangsarehawt: I DONT LIKE THIS NEW CHATROOM!!! D’’’’x

shukaku132: …........... why dont you ever fail us, nayru... -__-

sidebangsarehawt: soooo what did i miss?

insaneprsnofdoom: Um... well... Voldemort and Zant were hitting on us, Voldemort got pissed at Shadow Link and tortured poor Zelda! and then... my husband logged on and was informed about Prince Ralis, and now he’s ALL UPSET! BECAUSE THEY HAD TO TELL HIM! and... then you logged on being all drama queenish as usual. Yep. Oh yeah, we also voted who was hotter, Zant or Voldemort. Yep.

NotLordV: I won.

insaneprsnofdoom: … okay then

ringbearer098: wooooow

sidebangsarehawt: im not being a drama queen! ive barely said anything!!! and OH DEAR DIN, ARE YOU ALRIGHT ZELDA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??

partygril984: yes link, im okay,...

sidebangsarehawt: oh phew, thats good...

shukaku132: hey, why are you using your sisters username again?

sidebangsarehawt: its a long long long story...

shukaku132: is it?

sidebangsarehawt: yes, she forgot to log out...

shukaku132: wow link.... thats uhh... not that long thankfully...

usurpderpdeederp: *BREATHES IN TO SAY THIS...*

shukaku132: AND IF YOU SAY THATS WHAT SHE SAID, IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU TO MARS....

usurpderpdeederp: o__O I was just going to ask when Link got here...

shukaku132: >_>

insaneprsnofdoom: lol yeah right, Zant. xD

ringbearer098: wooooow hahahahahahahhaahhahaha

insaneprsnofdoom: i LOVE Frodo. :D

NotLordV: what about ME?!

insaneprsnofdoom: yeah we’re cool.

NotLordV: does DJ know you’re going to the movies with Draco?

insaneprsnofdoom: >.>

NotLordV: …let me see your arm!

insaneprsnofdoom: NOOO WE DON’T NEED TO GO THERE BALDY!!

NotLordV: Um... give it to me.

insaneprsnofdoom: *crosses arms and pouts* I will have a Link moment.

NotLordV: JUST DO IT!!

insaneprsnofdoom: Don’t get your panties in a twist...

usurpderpdeederp: Nyeeeehahahaha!! He wears panties??

shukaku132: isnt it obvious? xpp

partygril984: EWWWW HORRIBLE MENTAL PICTURES...

sidebangsarehawt: EWWWW WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED PERSON WEARS UNDERWEAR?!

everyone: ….....

sidebangsarehawt: …..jokes....? o.o

everyone: ….youre not joking....

sidebangsarehawt: SURE, PICK ON LINK, I SEE THE WAY IT IS... wait, whos voldemort?

NotLordV: the Dark Lord? The one who’s taking over the world? I CAN DEMONSTRATE AGAIN! *points wand at partygril984*

insaneprsnofdoom: that isn’t necessary! if you’re gonna demonstrate on someone, demonstrate on Link!! lol

NotLordV: maybe I WILL! *points wand at Link* DRAW YOUR WEAPON!!

sidebangsarehawt: -shrug- uhh okay *draws sword from sheath* and why are you pointing a stick at me?

NotLordV: -_- Crucio. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

insaneprsnofdoom: NOOO NOT LINK! HE’S TOO HOT!

NotLordV: But you told me to use Link!

insaneprsnofdoom: oh yeah...nevermind. lol

shukaku132: ummm excuse me? >.> you better mean hes too hero of time...

usurpderpdeederp: But that doesn’t make sense...

shukaku132: ZANT NO ONE ASKED YOU

insaneprsnofdoom: O____o that’s exactly what I meant *hides behind usurpderpdeederp* don’t let her eat my sooooooooooul!

NotLordV: she’s a dementor?!

shukaku132: what?! im not a dementor!!!

usurpderpdeederp: Wait... she can eat souls? Why didn’t she tell me this earlier?!

shukaku132: -___- because i cant.....

sidebangsarehawt: are we gonna duel or not? o.o

partygril984: oh no... i feel the pain coming on again... o_O *falls over in pain*

sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA?!?!? *whips head around to NotLordV* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ZELDA....

insaneprsnofdoom: ...sure?

NotLordV: AWESOME! *grabs insaneprsnofdoom’s arm*

insaneprsnofdoom: AHHHH RAAAAAAAAAPE!

NotLordV: I just need your dark mark! Jesus!

insaneprsnofdoom: I THOUGHT we weren’t gonna GO there!!

NotLordV: too bad :P

ringbearer098: You’re one of the BAD GUYS?!?!

insaneprsnofdoom: uh oh... hhahahahahhaa sure.

ringbearer098: I’m telling Aragorn.

insaneprsnofdoom: *shrug* okie dokie.

NotLordV: So... Zant is it? how do you like being dead?

insaneprsnofdoom: that’s just mean...

NotLordV: >:D

usurpderpdeederp: IT SUCKS. SO DONT REMIND ME. T__T

shukaku132: voldemort, you need to get some friends

usurpderpdeederp: Yeah, because I’m not your friend anymore >.>

sidebangsarehawt: HELLO??????????????

shukaku132: hi?

sidebangsarehawt: IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP ME SAVE ZELDA?

shukaku132: not until skyward sword comes out, link... we’re always saving her...

partygril984: *unmoving on floor*

sidebangsarehawt: D:

shukaku132: she’ll live...

partygril984: …..

shukaku132: well, hopefully

usurpderpdeederp: VOLDEMORT HAS NO FRIENDS

insaneprsnofdoom: … I’m his friend.... ARE YOU SAYING I’M NO ONE ZANT?!

NotLordV: I don’t HAVE friends. I have MINIONS. I don’t NEED friends.

insaneprsnofdoom: In that case... that makes you MY minion.

NotLordV: Fair enough...

insaneprsnofdoom: yeah.

ringbearer098: Re- Rabia, I thought you said that Aragorn was logging on?

insaneprsnofdoom: He said he was going to!

ringbearer098: ugh. -_- *looks at shukaku132* who are you?

NotLordV: She’s a dementor.

insaneprsnofdoom: she’s not a dementor. Seriously what the hell?!
NotLordV: haha I think she is. My other minions are coming!

insaneprsnofdoom: noooo not Bellatrix!

NotLordV: I know she’s crazy... but... whatever.

insaneprsnofdoom: crazy doesn’t even describe it...

ringbearer098: I like Sam’s potatoes! :D

insaneprsnofdoom: me too!!

NotLordV: *yawns* they’re so slow.

insaneprsnofdoom: okay, really, does anyone LIKE Bella?!

NotLordV: …. no.

insaneprsnofdoom: XD

lucious_mayun has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: LUCIUUUUS! Hi. shukaku132 loves you.

lucious_mayun: oh reaaaally? *winks at shukaku132*

shukaku132: uhhh arent you aware im like half your age? and frodo, sams potatoes are amazing

usurpderpdeederp: I’d rather have fri--

shukaku132: ZANT SHUT UP >.<

usurpderpdeederp: Fine! My existence has now become pointless!

shukaku132: but you dont exist, youre dead...

usurpderpdeederp: …..Fine! I’m leaving! Message me sometime and we can plan world domination, Voldemort.

sidebangsarehawt: heyy, i thought you said you changed!!

usurpderpdeederp: I have, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have friends who haven’t changed!

*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*

shukaku132: zant is so.......weird......

sidebangsarehawt: whoaaaaa wait a second!!!!!

shukaku132: what?

sidebangsarehawt: i never got to say hi to rabia! and who is lucious mayyn? or something like that?

insaneprsnofdoom: YOU FAIL AT SPELLING LINK, PLEASE.... GET SOMEONE TO TYPE FOR YOU...

sidebangsarehawt: NO! and hi!

insaneprsnofdoom: uhh hi.... whoa, someone is smoking at my house. It smells disturbingly good. WHY DOES IT SMELL GOOD?! Link, you left your hat at Zelda’s house by the way...

NotLordV: who SMOKES anymore?

insaneprsnofdoom: a lot of people smoke. God Voldemort. Anyways, yeah, Link, you left your hat at Zelda’s and when I found it, there was a giant hole in it.

sidebangsarehawt: OH NOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! NOT MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! WHHHHHHHHHY?! He was so young! He had such a long life to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

insaneprsnofdoom: wow. I miss Zant :(

lucious_mayun: hahahahahaha you’re dumb.

insaneprsnofdoom: >.> You’re UGLY!!

lucious_mayun: hey, you’re the one going to the movies with my son.

insaneprsnfdoom: Yeah well, HE’S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU!

lucious_mayun: Uh, OH NO YOU DIDN’T!

insaneprsnofdoom: but I did.

lucious_mayun: >.>

insaneprsnofdoom: muahahahahahahaha

shukaku132: can you go five minutes without fighting with someone?

insaneprsnofdoom: no.

shukaku132: -_- I thought so

NotLordV: I need to message that Zant guy soon. I think I could like him! WE COULD DESTROY THE WOOOOOORLD!

insaneprsnofdoom: *sigh* men.

ringbearer098: *sings* Saaaaam! come make me some potaaaaaaaaaatoooooes! Saaaam I really would like to eat soooome! Sam! come to my house! make me some potaaaaayyyy tooooes! Please! I neeeeeed theeeeeeeeem!

insaneprsnofdoom: that was beautiful! *teardrop*

ringbearer098: why thank you.

shukaku132: I’m bored.

insaneprsnofdoom: I know. I KNOW ALL

NotLordV: Um.. excuse me?

insaneprsnofdoom: you’re not excused.

NotLordV: I know all.

insaneprsnofdoom: okay then.

lucious_mayun: *creeps on shukaku132*

shukaku132: err, dude, why are you creeping on me... -inches away-

sidebangsarehawt: WAIT WHY WAS MY HAT AT ZELDAS HOUSE AND WHY WAS IT BURNED?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

shukaku132: when did you go to zeldas? o.o

sidebangsarehawt: i dont remember! did i go? hm... good question...

shukaku132: UHHH WAIT did you people say you MISS zant?! what is the world coming to...

*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*

shukaku132: we knew you couldnt stay away, shadow...

hero_oftehworldz: >_> whats that supposed to mean?

sidebangsarehawt: what do you guys think of me and frodo having a singing act together? -bites into mushroom with huge eyes- GENIUS, RIGHT?

shukaku132: are those your magic shrooms, link?

sidebangsarehawt: no, those were stolen last night T__T i know, i cried too... and im crying right now...

hero_oftehworldz: -___-;;

insaneprsnofdoom: are they... ‘special’ mushrooms Link? lol. and I can’t tell you why your hat was burned. It’s a secret... XD MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ringbearer098: Link, I would have a singing act with you. That would be amazing!

insaneprsnofdoom: I’d pay to see that...

ringbearer098: what should we sing?

insaneprsnofdoom: well, I think Link should sing... hm... Walking on Sunshine!

ringbearer098: YES! what should I sing?

insaneprsnofdoom: may it be.

ringbearer098: but... that’s kind of girly isn’t it?

insaneprsnofdoom: no, not really. It was written for the fellowship! which was a group of MEN! duh..

NotLordV: this is ridiculous.

lucious_mayun: of course it is my lord. What shall I do about it?

NotLordV: get that boys mushrooms. I want them.

insaneprsnofdoom: ew, they might be infested with Linkitis. Or... THEY COULD GET YOU HIGH.

NotLordV: …. *facepalm* duh

ringbearer098: mushrooms are delicious.

insaneprsnofdoom: are Merry and Pippin always high? Cuz... they always eat mushrooms.

ringbearer098: xD no, they’re not always high

insaneprsnofdoom: how come they haven’t died yet? don’t they know eating wild mushrooms isn’t safe?

ringbearer098: i’ve asked myself that same question many, many times...

KingElessar has logged on

insaneprsnofdoom: ARAGORN!

ringbearer098: finally, someone I know...

insaneprsnofdoom: why don’t you get Sam to log on?

ringbearer098: he doesn’t have time. He’s making me potatoes :D

KingElessar: Haha hello!

NotLordV: Oh, YOU again!

KingElessar: >.> We meet again, Lord Voldemort. *draws sword*

NotLordV: *draws... wand* that we do, King Elessar...

KingElessar: Have you been corrupting these children?

NotLordV: only the evil one.

insaneprsnofdoom: HEY!

shukaku132: xD

insaneprsnofdoom: Not funny. Wait... when did Shadow get back??

hero_oftehworldz: i got back like.... two minutes ago...

sidebangsarehawt: IM NOT SINGING THAT SONG... BUT ILL SING A BETTER SONG... HE LIVES IN YOU !!! HE LIVES IN ME!!! HES WATCHING OVER!!! i have to admit, i had to look up the lyrics to that one...

shukaku132: really link?

sidebangsarehawt: YEAH...

shukaku132: voldemort, stop corrupting already corrupted children...

*partygril984 has been disconnected finally because she hadn’t yet for some reason*

sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA, DONT DIE ON US..... PLEASE....

*sirdoctorGanonDragmire has logged on*

sidebangsarehawt: COULD IT BE?! MY RIVAL OF 25 YEARS HAS ENTERED THIS CHATROOM?!?!

shukaku132: sir doctor? what? youre not a doctor

sirdoctorGanonDragmire: see, i would expect someone like you to say that, kaikoura... ive turned my life around and am now helping people--

sidebangsarehawt: LIES ALL LIES GANONDORFSJDGARHGIOGUE;FJDEGHTERGUERGEWIFUEF0RYUEFHGR!!!!35774947739905777494883850002-3485382954!

sirdoctorGanonDragmire: link, if you ever need to talk to me, im here... because you obviously have more issues than i remember you having...

sidebangsarehawt: ganondorf, lets get this straight....the sages sealed you away two months ago... YOU HAVENT CHANGED THAT MUCH.....

hero_oftehworldz: whoaa, ganondorf’s a doctor? o.o sick irony...

sirdoctorGanonDragmire: shadow link... i still remember how you plotted to betray me... ;^;

hero_oftehworldz: damn, you remember everything dont you? >> << >>

shukaku132: awwww, we all know you’re good deep down shadow! -hug-

hero_oftehworldz: WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME....

shukaku132: good question... I MISS MY RON...

sidebangsarehawt: CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY BEING APPALLED BY THIS DEMON?

shukaku132: -___-;;

insaneprsnofdoom: so uhh... hows life everyone... xDD

NotLordV: Oh, great. WHERE THE FUCK IS BELLA?!

insaneprsnofdoom: awe... you miss Bella, Kaikoura misses Ron... and Link loves Zelda but she doesn’t like him. What a sad day for you all!!

NotLordV: I do not miss Bella!! SHE LATE! LAAAAAAAAATE!

insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, that’s what you want us to think.

lucious_mayun: XD I like this girl

KingElessar: NO YOU DON’T!

lucious_mayun! ah! okay then!!

insaneprsnofdoom: hahahahahahahahahha. *hugs Shadow*

hero_oftehworldz: why are you hugging me?

insaneprsnofdoom: because I can!

hero_oftehworldz: *pushes Rabia away* ew.

insaneprsnofdoom* psh, bitch

bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged on

NotLordV: BELLA!

insaneprsnofdoom: awe, he missed you!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: I don’t know why, he only talks about YOU!

insaneprsnofdoom: oh, yeah, he just... wants me to finish his job if he dies!

NotLordV: it’s true.

bellabellabellaTRIX!: oh. I’m watching you, girl. ALWAYS.

insaneprsnofdoom: aren’t you married?

NotLordV: aren’t YOU?

insaneprsnofdoom: ouch...

shukaku132: BUUUURN!

insaneprsnofdoom: you’re not supposed to be on his side!

shukaku132: but it was funny.

lucious_mayun: *winks at shukaku132*

shukaku132: uhhh!!

insaneprsnofdoom: I’ll distract him. Lucius! Dance with me! *dances*

lucious_mayun: NO! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! *dances*

NotLordV: I need new minions -_-

bellabellabellaTRIX!: you have me, my lord!

insaneprsnofdoom: that’s not saying much...

bellabellabellaTRIX!: YOU BITCH!! *tackles insaneprsnofdoom*

insaneprsnofdoom: AHHH VOLDEMORT GET YOUR INSANE MISTRESS OFF ME!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: GRR

NotLordV: break it up, ladies.

insaneprsnofdoom: wow. Link! isn’t that song you were singing like, from the Lion King?

ringbearer098: the what?

insaneprsnofdoom: the lion king!

ringbearer098: what’s that?

insaneprsnofdoom: a movie?

ringbearer098: what’s a movie?

insaneprsnofdoom: -_- nevermind

KingElessar: poor little hobbit.

insaneprsnofdoom: don’t diss the hobbits. They’re cute. And cooler than humans!

ringbearer098: it’s true you know.

KingElessar: alright then.

NotLordV: so... Kaikoura is it?

shukaku132: yes?

NotLordV: will you join ME?!

shukaku132: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT ON YOUR LIFE!

NotLordV: *eye twitch*

shukaku132: You’re gross.

NotLordV: WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

shukaku132: You heard me...

NotLordV: why won’t you join me? When Harry Potter dies, you MUST join me, or you will die.

shukaku132: um... dude... that fight ALREADY HAPPENED!

NotLordV: Oh... right... :( Damn.

insaneprsnofdoom: Poor Voldemort. Lol. Hey Link, why don’t you share some of those mushrooms with Frodo?

ringbearer098: Yeah Link!

sidebangsarehawt: sure!!! and yes, that song is from the lion king!!!! BEST MOVIE EVARRRRR *hands some mushrooms to frodo*

shukaku132: link... i love you... xDDD and ummm wait... is everyone still dancing? o.o

hero_oftehworldz: im not...

shukaku132: well we know that!!

sirdoctorGanonDragmire: wait people were dancing?

shukaku132: i think so... o____o

hero_oftehworldz: who cares? xDD

shukaku132: i do !!!! i wanna dance!!! just not with.... the malfoy... -shudder-

lucious_mayun: *grabs shukaku132’s hand and dances*

insaneprsnofdoom: BAHAHAHAHAHAA!

dj_hehe909 has logged on
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dj_hehe909: I wanna dance!!

insaneprsnofdoom: *dances with dj_hehe909*

dj_hehe909: awe yay!! :D

KingElessar: FRODO! wanna dance?!

ringbearer098: no.

KingElessar: darn. okay.

insaneprsnofdoom: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

lucious_mayun: Kaikoura, I am leading!

shukaku132: *pushes him off* ew. *shudder*

insaneprsnofdoom: kaikoura! join me and DJ! we’ll make a circle!

shukaku132: Um...

ringbearer098: oh yeah, thanks for the mushrooms Link!!

sidebangsarehawt: no problem Frodo!! :D

insaneprsnofdoom: wow. Okay this is weird.

sirdoctorGanonDragmire: why isn’t there music?

insaneprsnofdoom: *pulls out sword* GANONDORF!

dj_hehe909: AHH WHY DO YOU HAVE A SHARP WEAPON?!

insaneprsnofdoom: I don’t know...

dj_hehe909: *takes sword from insaneprsnofdoom* bad girl! No! Bad!

insaneprsnofdoom: *pout* But.. it’s Ganondorf! He KILLED ME! In video game form anyway. As Shadow Link.

dj_hehe909: I don’t understand.

insaneprsnofdoom: you wouldn’t. Lol.

lucious_mayun: oh KAIKOOOOOURAAAAA! Come dance with me again! Please? Pretty please?

shukaku132: >.> leaving now... xD

*shukaku132 has logged off*

insaneprsnofdoom: HEYYYYY LAAAAME

hero_oftehworldz: ALL TLOZ CHATROOM CHARACTERS ARE NOW LEAVING DUE TO NO INSPIRATION AND THIS BEING SUPER LONG... :p

*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*

*sirdoctorGanonDragmire has logged off*

sidebangsarehawt: do i have to leave ;^; ?

insaneprsnofdoom: do it and i kill you >.>

sidebangsarehawt: heheheheheehehehehe byeeeeeee.... ;ppp

*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*

insaneprsnofdoom: well, the next time I see him... *takes sword from DJ* his head is coming off!

dj_hehe909: you’re going to cut off his head?!

insaneprsnofdoom: yeah... just not the one you’re thinking of.

dj_hehe909: O.o *sweatdrop*

insaneprsnofdoom: MUAHAHA! I’m sleepy.

dj_hehe909: lets go cuddle!

insaneprsnofdoom: *yawn* I suppose.

dj_hehe909: :3

dj_hehe909 has logged off

NotLordV: wait, you’re LEAVING me and evil plans... to CUDDLE?!

insaneprsnofdoom: Mhm :) Night Voldy, Bella, Lucious, Frodo, Grandfather of awesomeness!

KingElessar: night!

ringbearer098: night!!

insaneprsnofdoom has logged off

NotLordV: *sigh* come along Bella, Lucious, we must gather up the other Death Eaters and make evil plans.

NotLordV has logged off

bellabellabellaTRIX! has logged off

lucious_mayun has logged off

ringbearer098: good night King Elessar!

KingElessar: good night my lovely hobbit friend!!

ringbearer098 has logged off

KingElessar has logged off

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? WILL THERE *BE* A NEXT TIME?! OOOOH MYSTERIES! WILL LEGOLAS SHOW UP NEXT TIME? WILL RABIA, ZANT AND LORD VOLDEMORT DESTROY THE EARTH? WILL SHELBY DANCE WITH LUCIUS? DOES ZANT REALLY HAVE ANY FRIENDS?! IT’S ALL A MYSTERY.... ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE!!!