TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 8 pt. 1

Catching up: There was a chatroom special, in which Ganondorf finally showed his face, and before all that Rabia, Zelda, and Sheik decided they were going to get Zant an online date...

*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
btdubsimad00d: heyy zant! we have a link to show you!
usurpderpdeederp: Oh dear goddesses, like we need anymore Links...
btdubsimd00d: uhh not link as in the person... link as in a webpage...
usurpderpdeederp: Oh... Okay...
* Zant's profile
usurpderpdeederp: ...what is this? Is someone pretending to be me?! THIS IS AN IMPOSTER!!!!
partygril984: zant calm down! we made you this dating profile so you could meet someone!
usurpderpdeederp: Oh... Well, I do look pretty good... do I have any messages yet?
btdubsimad00d: well, not yet, we just made the profile yesterday
usurpderpdeederp: Oh... ;^;
partygril984: hey, but with those adorable kittens in your photos, theres no way a girl could resist you!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: im telling your sister youre using her account again! xp
sidebangsarehawt: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: well then...!
sidebangsarehawt: im SO not happy!!!!!!!!!!!!
partygril984: we dont care, link >.>
*partygril984 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: is everyone in this chatroom a fat dramatic bitch?
btdubsimad00d: what happened between you guys? o.o
sidebangsarehawt: ITS A LONG STORY
btdubsimad00d: were here to listen buddy
insaneprsnofdoom: OH NO, PLEASE DONT START...
sidebangsarehawt: first of all, marth and i are sparring partners, and we always fight on sundays...
insaneprsnofdoom: shouldnt you not fight on sunday or something?
sidebangsarehawt: why would we not fight on sunday?
insaneprsnofdoom: oh wait... no one here is a christian... thankfully...
sidebangsarehawt: whatever that means... anyway, we were fighting and after a while he had me on the ground, his sword pointed at my chest...
btdubsimad00d: go on
insaneprsnofdoom: WAIT ARE YOU DEAD NOW?! :DDD
sidebangsarehawt: NO!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: damn...
sidebangsarehawt: so anyway, yeah that happened, and we always "consequences" for the person who gets pinned or knocked down.. so i was awaiting a nick or slice on my chest from his blade...
btdubsimad00d: and then?
sidebangsarehawt: and then it never came... instead, he dropped his weapon and pulled me up by the collar of my tunic... and... and...
insaneprsnofdoom: THREW YOU OFF A CLIFF?! :DDD
btdubsimad00d: shhhh i wanna hear the rest of this!
usurpderpdeederp: Agreed! -shovels spoonful of easymac into mouth-
sidebangsarehawt: and he.... he kissed me... a lot... o_O and we were kissing... a lot... when zelda inconveniently came over to see why we had been gone for so long... and now she hates me
insaneprsnofdoom: he "kissed you a lot"? and by that you mean you guys made out?
sidebangsarehawt: well i wouldnt call it that, it was really more--
insaneprsnofdoom: ohh wow link... we always knew you were gay.... but we didnt think you would actually act on your desires... -shakes head-
sidebangsarehawt: hey i never said i was kissing back!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: ......
sidebangsarehawt: okay maybe just a little... but hey, all friends kiss!!
insaneprsnofdoom: NOT LIKE THAT!!!
sidebangsarehawt: must i have a flashback so you can all see it wasnt THAT bad?!
btdubsimad00d: okay, now the writer just wants to have a lemon scene in this chatroom!!! >.>
sidebangsarehawt: youre probably right o.o nevermind on that flashback then...
** Damn it Sheik! Always foiling my plans! **
usurpderpdeederp: Wait, MARTH came onto YOU instead of the other way around?! I'm surprised honestly...
sidebangsarehawt: why are you surprised!!! was that an insult?!
usurpderpdeederp: Well, not really... I'm just saying it surprises me that Marth would betray Zelda like that..
sidebangsarehawt: well see!! now youre making me feel awful!! i couldnt stop him!
insaneprsnofdoom: lololololol yeah okay link...
sidebangsarehawt: you know, you wouldnt find this very funny if it happened to you! >.>
insaneprsnofdoom: yes, but this would never happen to me as i dont make out with my friend's boyfriends
sidebangsarehawt: ughh why is no one getting that it was just a misunderstanding!?
btdubsimad00d: i understand link.. did zelda and marth break up then?
sidebangsarehawt: -shrug- i have no idea! thats the thing!
usurpderpdeederp: I bet they will... Zelda's kinda crazy anyway...
sidebangsarehawt: zelda is perfectly normal zant! YOURE one to talk!
usurpderpdeederp: >.> <.< >.> I think it's best I left before we got into this...
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: good!!!! we dont need you here anyway!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: sheik, i cant stop crying! zeldas never going to forgive me T_T
btdubsimad00d: of course she will link, just give her time
insaneprsnofdoom: dramaaaa queeeen...
hero_oftehworldz: what happened to him now?
sidebangsarehawt: NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, YOU DEMON !!!
hero_oftehworldz: sheesh, calm down...
sidebangsarehawt: im feeling betrayed here!!
insaneprsnofdoom: i bet zelda is too!
sidebangsarehawt: DROPPING THAT SUBJECT NOW, THANK YOU.. shadow, ever since you started dating midna, she barely ever talks to me >.> I BLAME YOU
hero_oftehworldz: gee, maybe because youre so annoying?
sidebangsarehawt: no, midna loves me too much to get annoyed with me!
hero_oftehworldz: obviously! xD
btdubsimad00d: actually, midnas barely talked to me too o_O
hero_oftehworldz: and this is immediately my fault, right?
sidebangsarehawt: well YEAH!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: maybe because midna never logs on here anyway because shes lame xD
hero_oftehworldz: ummmmmmmmmmm NO? >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, but she really never logs on...
sidebangsarehawt: i love my midna!
hero_oftehworldz: she would be so unhappy to hear you say "my" midna...
sidebangsarehawt: yeah most likely...
*sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: AHHH! WHATS GANONDORF DOING HERE?!?!
sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire: no need to fear, link, im really not the evil man i used to be...
sidebangsarehawt: THERES NO WAY YOUVE CHANGED THAT MUCH IN TWO MONTHS...
sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire: but i have! im going to MSIH now, and im married to someone im sure you all know
insaneprsnofdoom: MSIH? whats that?
sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire: medical school in hyrule
insaneprsnofdoom: wow, hylians... im disappointed.. -__-
sidebangsarehawt: oh DEAR din, please let me guess who the unlucky lady is...
sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire: uh sure, okay i guess...
sidebangsarehawt: .....ummm.... princess ruto?
sirdoctorGanondorfDragmire: uhh no...
sidebangsarehawt: then i give up...

WHO DID GANONDORF MARRY? WE WILL SEE SO READ THE NEXT ONE!!!