TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 11 pt. 2

Previously: Kaikoura is telling everyone a secret.... (Does that still make it secret?)

shukaku132: .....whoa wait why does the reader ask if i like tingle?!?!?!?! i thought we were talking about sheik!!!

WE ARE, JUST GO ON!!!!!!!!

shukaku132: ugh, okay okay...
partygril984: well?! do you like sheik???????
shukaku132: no..... i like...... lord jabu jabu
everyone except insaneprsnofdoom: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
insaneprsnofdoom: whos lord jabu jabu?
everyone except insaneprsnofdoom: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
sidebangsarehawt: you dont know who lord jabu jabu is?! hes like a guardian of the zoras!!!!!!!! how do you not know him?!
insaneprsnofdoom: ohh that lord jub jub, right...
everyone except insaneprsnofdoom: JABU JABU
insaneprsnofdoom: whatever!!!
partygril984: okay so please tell me youre joking kaikoura!
shukaku132: LAWL of course i am!!!!
partygril984: phew... well then who do you love?!?!
shukaku132: well, i love lots of characters in this game series... niko, komali, link, shad, etc etc...
partygril984: STOP STALLING
shukaku132: im not stalling!
partygril984: JUST TELL US IF YOU LIKE SHEIK OR NOT...
shukaku132: no! i like link! just... not as much when hes in these chatrooms! >.<
sidebangsarehawt: THANKS....................
insaneprsnofdoom: i still think you like sheik...
partygril984: yeah same here
shukaku132: whatever you say, my friends
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: wtf?
blackasnight45: the writer changed my username to this stupid one... -__-
partygril984: uhh who is this then?
blackasnight45: ganondorf.
sidebangsarehawt: AHHHHHHHHH GANONDORF, GET OUT OF THIS--
blackasnight45: DUDE! SHUT UP!
sidebangsarehawt: ._. fine then...
insaneprsnofdoom: BAHAHAA YOU HAVE THE CORNIEST USERNAME EVER!
blackasnight45: I KNOW, I KNOW... I DIDNT PICK IT SO GIVE ME A BREAK...
sidebangsarehawt: you still saying youve changed?
blackasnight45: yup
sidebangsarehawt: LIES!!!!! ALL LIES I TELL YOU!!!!!
blackasnight45: whatever you say link...
usurpderpdeederp: Hey everyone! My match on this dating website messaged me back! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: whatd she say!
usurpderpdeederp: She said she'd love to get to know me better! So I'm going to find her using her IP address and ask her on a date!
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: oh, deku nuts... this isnt good.... o_O
insaneprsnofdoom: what? why isnt this good?
shukaku132: i made that account to make zant feel better about himself!
partygril and insaneprsn: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
shukaku132: yeah!!!!! oh no, i have to leave right now!!!! AHH ITS TOO LATE! ZANT IS HERE! LINK, COME SAVE M---
*shukaku132 has been disconnected*
sidebangsarehawt: was that a cry of help?! dont worry, kaikoura, the hero of time is on his way!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: heyy its finally not zelda being kidnapped! :D
partygril984: ugh FINALLY
blackasnight45: well even though ive only been online for a short time, i must go. im going to the market with malon
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: what?! im coming to save her!!!!!
partygril984: umm HELLO? what about kaikoura????
sidebangsarehawt: malon? kaikoura? ....... malon? kaikoura? hmmm... yeah, im gonna have to go with malon first
insaneprsnofdoom: DUDE KAIKOURAS SOUL IS GOING TO BE SUCKED OUT OF HER BODY IF YOU DONT SAVE HER BEFORE SHE REACHES THE TWILIGHT REALM...
sidebangsarehawt: heyy, how did you know that?
insaneprsnofdoom: i hang out with zant a lot.... NOW GO SAVE HER!!!
sidebangsarehawt: hmm malon first, then i PROMISE ill save your friend!
insaneprsnofdoom: SHES YOUR FRIEND TOO, YOU DOUCHER
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
partygril984: oh dear nayru!!! what should we do?!
insaneprsnofdoom: talking to the sky isnt going to help anyone!!!!!!
*three minute pause*
partygril984: .........aha! shes a genius!
insaneprsnofdoom: who is?
partygril984: nayru! shes always there for me when i need her! she says we need to team up with sheik and go save her!
insaneprsnofdoom: uh, hellz naw. how about we just get sheik to go?
partygril984: fine by me, i dont want my soul ripped out of my body
insaneprsnofdoom: lets go tell sheik!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*partygril984 has logged off*

WHY IN THE SACRED REALM WOULD LINK BE SUCH A JERK? WILL SHEIK SAVE KAIKOURA IN TIME?! WHY DOES RABIA NOT KNOW WHO LORD JABU JABU IS??? ANYONE NOTICE HOW SHADOW AND MIDNA DIDNT LOG ON ONCE? SUSPICIOUS!!! FIND SOME ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS NEXT TIME! STAY TUNED!