TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 15 pt. 2

Previously in TLOZ chatroom: Zelda is forcing Sheik to get married... after less than 6 hours of dating Kaikoura....

partygril984: fine then!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: lmaooooo that yellow one would make him look like big bird or something xD
partygril984: who in the sacred realm is big bird?
insaneprsnofdoom: …...nevermind zelda.......
partygril984: whatever! just come over and help me make the invitations!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay! :D
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WINDZ_BABEH: uhhhh whos still online?
hero_oftehworldz: im still online!
blackasnight45: im also here
WINDZ_BABEH: ohhh okayz :33
hero_oftehworldz: so ganondorf, got any idea who your next victim is?
blackasnight45: what?
hero_oftehworldz: you know -- your next wife
blackasnight45: oh. hmmm... well, i have a few people in mind...
hero_oftehworldz: YOU SAY MIDNA AND I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I WILL KILL YOU
blackasnight45: oh please, shes way too much trouble to even bother going for
hero_oftehworldz: thats right!!! just remember that!!! >_>
blackasnight45: but in all seriousness, i was thinking about going for marin
WINDZ_BABEH: why marin?
blackasnight45: well, she looks a lot like malon and still has red hair
WINDZ_BABEH: wouldnt it just make more sense to marry a gerudo lady? they would probably all be willing
hero_oftehworldz: lawlz he probably doesnt care if theyre willing or not xD
blackasnight45: its not that, shadow link. i was raised by those women -- it would be like marrying my sister or something
WINDZ_BABEH: does it really matter if they have red hair? like couldnt you go for aryll or something?
blackasnight45: how old is aryll now?
WINDZ_BABEH: i dunno
hero_oftehworldz: i think shes like 13 now
blackasnight45: hmm... most likely not... i dont want to be bugged by link all the time about it...
hero_oftehworldz: youll probably hear it from him anyway lololol
blackasnight45: yeah probably...
WINDZ_BABEH: you want a daughter with guaranteed red hair or something?
blackasnight45: well, i already have one, but i just really like red haired women
WINDZ_BABEH: ….wait, im confused... you what???????
blackasnight45: i already have a daughter
WINDZ_BABEH: ..as in youre a father??????????
blackasnight45: ….....thats usually what having a child means
WINDZ_BABEH: when the triforce did this happen?!
blackasnight45: i dunno, a few months ago
WINDZ_BABEH: who had the baby??? IM CONFUUUUUUSED
blackasnight45: umm malon? duh?
WINDZ_BABEH: but you.... she was... you’d been married for... MY BRAIN HURTS >.<
hero_oftehworldz: whoaaaa wait you have a kid?! that is going to be one sick demented child... does she like you?
blackasnight45: shut up shadow! and yes vaati, its 100% malons, so dont even ask
WINDZ_BABEH: but how is that possible?! you guys only got married like three months ago and she was at her ranch like six months ago! YOU DIDNT RAPE HER IN THE NIGHT DID YOU....
blackasnight45: its called a voodoo pregnancy, idiot... and im not answering that second question
hero_oftehworldz: wait like in the chuckie movies?!
blackasnight45: well.... not exactly, but sure i guess?
WINDZ_BABEH: okayyyy... then..... you are just wrong, you know that?!
blackasnight45: so ive been told
WINDZ_BABEH: >_>
blackasnight45: does that mean youre going to try for a son now to compete with me?
WINDZ_BABEH: oh yeah, you cant have any sons can you? AHA!!! i dont know how thats going to make me superior to you, but... still!! AHA!!!
hero_oftehworldz: but hasnt it been more than a hundred years since a gerudo male has been born?
blackasnight45: hmm... i wonder if that would work then!
WINDZ_BABEH: it wouldnt, i just know these things...
blackasnight45: you think i could borrow malon for a night or two?
WINDZ_BABEH: WTFFFFFFFFF NO!!!!!!! why would you even ask that?!?!?!
blackasnight45: i thought it was worth a try.... shadow, fetch me a red haired maiden!
WINDZ_BABEH: hey, shadow is MY sidekick! back off >.>
blackasnight45: do you know anyone else with red hair?
hero_oftehworldz: nabooru.... but didnt she like... die to become a sage?
blackasnight45: nabooru?! oh dear din, no! she would put up waaay too much of a fight! o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: heres an idea -- just give up!!! you already have one demon child!!!
blackasnight45: shes not a demon!!! shes only half demon!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: gee, that makes it so much better -___-
hero_oftehworldz: just go for a gerudo chick!
blackasnight45: ughhh maybe... im going to try for marin first... how old is she now?
hero_oftehworldz: like links age
WINDZ_BABEH: you know link will try to save her from you too
blackasnight45: well as long as you dont try to steal her im okay with that
WINDZ_BABEH: i would save her just for the sake of foiling your plans!
blackasnight45: keep away vaati!!!! >_>
WINDZ_BABEH: hmm... maybe.... ;3
blackasnight45: VAATI... IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS...
WINDZ_BABEH: i dont think i have one
blackasnight45: FOOL I COULD STEP ON YOU AND YOU WOULD DIE
WINDZ_BABEH: harsh man! whatd i ever do to you?!
blackasnight45: gee, maybe steal my wife?
WINDZ_BABEH: well shes much happier with me and shadow now, so get over it
blackasnight45: like i care how happy she is...
WINDZ_BABEH: and i dont rape her!!! and force her to give me children!! >.<
blackasnight45: for now
WINDZ_BABEH: whats that supposed to mean?!
blackasnight45: nothing... nothing at all....
WINDZ_BABEH: >______> shadow, were leaving now!
hero_oftehworldz: okayyyyyy :3
WINDZ_BABEH: so long, you monster!
blackasnight45: later, fool
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blackasnight45: and he says hes more evil than i am... yeah, okay then
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WHY IS GANONDORF SUCH A DISGUSTING MAN?! AND WHY IS IT THAT HE CAN PROBABLY ADMIT IT?!? WILL VAATI BEAT HIM UP ONE DAY?! WILL HE HAVE A SON WITH MALON ONE DAY?! ARE SHEIK AND KAIKOURA ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED -- AND WILL KAIKOURA EVEN FIND OUT?!? WILL LINK EVER GET LAID?! OH WAIT, THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.... BUT OH WELL!!! FIND THE ANSWER TO SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE NEXT TIME IN TLOZ CHATROOM!!!!!!!!!!