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TLOZ Chatroom 16 pt. 1

tloz chatroom 16 pt. 1

Catching up: Ganondorf made Vaati angry or something, apparently Sheik and Kaikoura are getting married, Link really wants a girlfriend, and that’s about it...

*partygril984 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
shukaku132: omg! Midna! where’ve you been?!
twilight_dwelleR: uhhh well, this may come as a surprise but.... i was shopping with zant
partygril984: you whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? o_O but you hate zant...
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i know... but it was for something really important, so i dealt with him
insaneprsnofdoom: whatd you buy? o.o oh god do I wanna know?
twilight_dwelleR: we bought a gift for a friend. a mutual friend. That’s all you need to know.
partygril984: uhhhh okay then...... o.o weird....
insaneprsnofdoom: so zelda and i went clubbing yesterday!
twilight_dwelleR: you guys are still into that kind of stuff? -__-
partygril984: SHUT UP MIDNA, YOU LOVE US
twilight_dwelleR: okay okay fine... and how did that go?
partygril984: lets just say that i defffffffffff have a boyfriend now ;3
twilight_dwelleR: oh goodness.... who is it now, dare i ask?
partygril984: i think the more important question is what were we wearing
twilight_dwelleR: …..uhh..... thats really not the more important question, but sure
partygril984: well first of all, we were trying to set a trend by wearing lingerie to the club, and that was a huuuuge hit with the guys for future reference! but yeah, anyway, i puttededed them in the authors notes :3
twilight_dwelleR: …...im going to pretend i never saw that.....
partygril984: midna, you should go with us next time! its soooo fun!
twilight_dwelleR: something tells me i wouldnt find it fun at all ._.
shukaku132: its okay, midna... i feel your pain...
partygril984: KAIKOURA.... YOU NEED TO GO WITH US BEFORE YOU CAN’T GO ANYMORE!
shukaku132: why would i not be able to go? and why do i WANT to go? o.o
partygril984: because youre not married yet! you only have a few weeks as a free woman!
shukaku132: a few what? im not getting married laaaaaawl xD
partygril984: umm yeah you are... we already sent out the invitations and everything
shukaku132: huh????????????????????
partygril984: we also have a venue, a date, and all the outfits picked out
shukaku132: teehee guys, very funny -___-
twilight_dwelleR: uhh wait, so you DIDNT know about this wedding...?
shukaku132: youve got to be kidding me....... zelda, rabia.... EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
shukaku132: oh great, let me guess, zant knows about this too?
usurpderpdeederp: What do I know about? The wedding? Everyone knows about it!
shukaku132: -_____- fml... does sheik know about this? and who the hell am i marrying anyway?!
partygril984: ummmm sheik, duh!!! and obviously he knows! hes totally on board with it!
shukaku132: oh yeah? i want to see proof zelda!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh oh oh oh i have proof!!!!!!!
shukaku132: then lets see!
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy sheik
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hey rabia.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: i have a question for you!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: whatever it is, the answer is most likely no
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: ….can i ask the damn question first?!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm.... preferably no, but sure, go ahead
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay so out of...... link.... no.... zant, ganon (IN PIG FORM) and kaikoura, who would you marry, kill, and fuck?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: wtfffffffffff uhhh can i still just say no?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: NO SHEIK, ANSWER TEH QUESTION FOOL
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: ...uhhh.... id kill zant and ganondorf and... just sorta say hi to kaikoura
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: THATS NOT AN OPTION
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...uhhhh..... kill.... ganon i guess... and i dont know...
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: would you fuck or marry zant?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: both. just kidding, neither.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: JUST ANSWER WITH ONE OR THE OTHER
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: fine, id marry him. then i would kill him
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: thats not an option either... you have to stay with them FOOOOORRRREVERRRR if you marry them. Just so you know, I think Ganon is probably a better fuck than Zant. Zant’s like... a virgin.
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm..... okay fine, id marry kaikoura, kill zant.... wait, does like... a handjob count as fucking? please?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: hmm let me think about this -- NO
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...ughhhhh fine, i would kill zant, marry kaikoura and.... fuck ganon in pig form.... -shudder-
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay thanks thats all i need to know!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: why did you need me to answer that?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: no reason.........
insaneprsnofdoom: …. and that is my proof!!!!!!
shukaku132: thats barely proof at all!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh trust me, its enough proof...
shukaku132: -____-;;
twilight_dwelleR: UMMM OKAY, MAJOR ISSUE HERE ZELDA...
partygril984: huh? whats the problem?
usurpderpdeederp: Hey!!!! Wait a second!!!!! I’m not a virgin!!!!! I’m a good lay!!!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: why in the FUCK are you going to make me wear such an ugly dress to the wedding?????? everyone check the authors notes!!!
partygril984: -siiiiiiiiigh- midna, its just a fact that you would look hotter than me and rabia in a nice dress.... so, we gave you the ugliest dress we could find... sorry love
twilight_dwelleR: oh yeah? well im not going to wear it
partygril984: UMMM HELL TO THE YEAH YOU ARE, BITCH.
twilight_dwelleR: did you really just say that? -___-
partygril984: oh you bet i did...
twilight_dwelleR: im picking out my own dress, soooo get over it
partygril984: MIDNA I FORBID YOU FROM BUYING YOUR OWN DRESS
twilight_dwelleR: well that sucks, im going to anyway!
partygril984: MIDNA, YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Why do you think I’m a bad lay, Rabia?! How would you know?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh..... but i do know.....
everyone stops what they’re doing and stares at screen, saying: WHAT?
insaneprsnofdoom: thats right.... remember that one time? you probably dont.... in fact, you had been drinking and i might have even slipped you some drugs.... and trust me, it wasnt that good....
usurpderpdeederp: ONLY BECAUSE I WAS DRUGGED!
insaneprsnofdoom: mmmmmmmmmmmhm, SUUUURE thats what it was.....
usurpderpdeederp: But......... but........ RABIA, I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT. >_>
insaneprnsofdoom: oh we are! youre just the worst lay of my life
usurpderpdeederp: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
twilight_dwelleR: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry, im just..... its.... its funny xD
partygril984: NO ITS NOT MIDNA
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, get over yourself
partygril984: :oooooooooooooooo :OOOOOOOOOO :ooooo zant, were going on strike
usurpderpdeederp: What? Why?
partygril984: youre going to prove everyone in this chatroom that youre a good lay and im going to prove to midna that........ that.... THAT IM HOTTER THAN SHE IS!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses.....
usurpderpdeederp: ….Okay?
partygril984: we’ll be boycotting..... uhhh.... i dont know!!! all i know is that we’re gonna prove something!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, fine -- zant, come have sex with me. ill tell everyone whether youre good or not... and THIS TIME, you wont be drugged or drunk!
usurpderpdeederp: uhhh okay... but you know im dead right?
insaneprsnofdoom: i know
usurpderpdeederp: sooo... ill be a ghost when it happens
insaneprsnofdoom: okay
usurpderpdeederp: ...Then okay! Later guys.
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: ….......im so scared............ writer, please stop taking suggestions from the human form of rabia....
twilight_dwelleR: so what are YOU going to do, zelda?
partygril984: LOOK HOTTER THAN YOU AT THE WEDDING
twilight_dwelleR: you do that
partygril984: I WILL
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: uhhh soooo.... guys....?
everyone: yeeeeeeees?
sidebangsarehawt: i kinda........ sorta....... maybe a little........
insaneprsnofdoom: oh god, whatd you do this time?
sidebangsarehawt: i......... sorta........ set someones house on fire while trying to light a torch......
partygril984: oh no!!!!! whos house?!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, HOW do you manage to do half the things you do, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: rabia, shut up!!!!! dont judge me!!!!!
partygril984: whos house, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: …......ummmm.... well, it wasnt exactly a...... house.........
partygril984: then what was it?
sidebangsarehawt: …........the.......... great deku tree............ and now ganondorf is homeless.....
partygril984: YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, exactly.... now he really DOES have a reason to kill me....
shukaku132: link, thats terrible!!!! where is he going to live now?!
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
-everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: okay, so since link burned my hideout down.... im going to need a place to stay.... any volunteers?
-everyone is still silent-
blackasnight45: …......no? hmmm okay, looks like ill just have to choose someone.... lets see, whos online....
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off to have sex with Zant*
blackasnight45: dang it, i was going to say her too.....
-still everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: zelda, i choose you!
sidebangsarehawt: OH NO YOU DONT!
shukaku132: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
sidebangsarehawt: NO PIKACHUS IN HERE!!
shukaku132: youre right.... raichu is better.... RAICHU, I CHOOSE--
blackasnight45: ill be moving in tonight. with my daughter. see you then.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: ….. ZELDA, IM COMING TO SAVE YUO!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: okay, one - you spelled you wrong and two - thats a terrible idea link
sidebangsarehawt: midna, i missed you terribly, and i want to give you lots of hugs because youve been gone for so long, but i must go!!!!!!
partygril984: no need, link! i already have someone to save me!
sidebangsarehawt: what?!?!? who?!?!?
partygril984: Shadow Link.
twilight_dwelleR: dont make me come over there and hit you, zelda
partygril984: fine... not shadow link.... ill tell you who....
twilight_dwelleR and everyone else and why the hell didn’t I just write everyone?!: who?
partygril984: his name is........ TETRO... but everyone just calls him tet
shukaku132: waaaaait... hes just a genderbent version of tetra though! who is technically sorta you!
partygril984: i know, but hes damn hot...
sidebangsarehawt: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

WHY IS ZELDA WITH TET WHO IS BASICALLY HERSELF? WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN GANONDORF MOVES IN?! WILL RABIA AND ZANT REALLY HAVE SEX?! READ PART TWO TO FIND OUT!!!!