TLOZ Chatroom
TLOZ Chatroom 16 pt. 1
tloz chatroom 16 pt. 1
Catching up: Ganondorf made Vaati angry or something, apparently Sheik and Kaikoura are getting married, Link really wants a girlfriend, and that’s about it...
*partygril984 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
shukaku132: omg! Midna! where’ve you been?!
twilight_dwelleR: uhhh well, this may come as a surprise but.... i was shopping with zant
partygril984: you whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? o_O but you hate zant...
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i know... but it was for something really important, so i dealt with him
insaneprsnofdoom: whatd you buy? o.o oh god do I wanna know?
twilight_dwelleR: we bought a gift for a friend. a mutual friend. That’s all you need to know.
partygril984: uhhhh okay then...... o.o weird....
insaneprsnofdoom: so zelda and i went clubbing yesterday!
twilight_dwelleR: you guys are still into that kind of stuff? -__-
partygril984: SHUT UP MIDNA, YOU LOVE US
twilight_dwelleR: okay okay fine... and how did that go?
partygril984: lets just say that i defffffffffff have a boyfriend now ;3
twilight_dwelleR: oh goodness.... who is it now, dare i ask?
partygril984: i think the more important question is what were we wearing
twilight_dwelleR: …..uhh..... thats really not the more important question, but sure
partygril984: well first of all, we were trying to set a trend by wearing lingerie to the club, and that was a huuuuge hit with the guys for future reference! but yeah, anyway, i puttededed them in the authors notes :3
twilight_dwelleR: …...im going to pretend i never saw that.....
partygril984: midna, you should go with us next time! its soooo fun!
twilight_dwelleR: something tells me i wouldnt find it fun at all ._.
shukaku132: its okay, midna... i feel your pain...
partygril984: KAIKOURA.... YOU NEED TO GO WITH US BEFORE YOU CAN’T GO ANYMORE!
shukaku132: why would i not be able to go? and why do i WANT to go? o.o
partygril984: because youre not married yet! you only have a few weeks as a free woman!
shukaku132: a few what? im not getting married laaaaaawl xD
partygril984: umm yeah you are... we already sent out the invitations and everything
shukaku132: huh????????????????????
partygril984: we also have a venue, a date, and all the outfits picked out
shukaku132: teehee guys, very funny -___-
twilight_dwelleR: uhh wait, so you DIDNT know about this wedding...?
shukaku132: youve got to be kidding me....... zelda, rabia.... EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
shukaku132: oh great, let me guess, zant knows about this too?
usurpderpdeederp: What do I know about? The wedding? Everyone knows about it!
shukaku132: -_____- fml... does sheik know about this? and who the hell am i marrying anyway?!
partygril984: ummmm sheik, duh!!! and obviously he knows! hes totally on board with it!
shukaku132: oh yeah? i want to see proof zelda!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh oh oh oh i have proof!!!!!!!
shukaku132: then lets see!
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy sheik
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hey rabia.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: i have a question for you!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: whatever it is, the answer is most likely no
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: ….can i ask the damn question first?!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm.... preferably no, but sure, go ahead
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay so out of...... link.... no.... zant, ganon (IN PIG FORM) and kaikoura, who would you marry, kill, and fuck?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: wtfffffffffff uhhh can i still just say no?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: NO SHEIK, ANSWER TEH QUESTION FOOL
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: ...uhhh.... id kill zant and ganondorf and... just sorta say hi to kaikoura
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: THATS NOT AN OPTION
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...uhhhh..... kill.... ganon i guess... and i dont know...
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: would you fuck or marry zant?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: both. just kidding, neither.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: JUST ANSWER WITH ONE OR THE OTHER
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: fine, id marry him. then i would kill him
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: thats not an option either... you have to stay with them FOOOOORRRREVERRRR if you marry them. Just so you know, I think Ganon is probably a better fuck than Zant. Zant’s like... a virgin.
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm..... okay fine, id marry kaikoura, kill zant.... wait, does like... a handjob count as fucking? please?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: hmm let me think about this -- NO
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...ughhhhh fine, i would kill zant, marry kaikoura and.... fuck ganon in pig form.... -shudder-
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay thanks thats all i need to know!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: why did you need me to answer that?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: no reason.........
insaneprsnofdoom: …. and that is my proof!!!!!!
shukaku132: thats barely proof at all!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh trust me, its enough proof...
shukaku132: -____-;;
twilight_dwelleR: UMMM OKAY, MAJOR ISSUE HERE ZELDA...
partygril984: huh? whats the problem?
usurpderpdeederp: Hey!!!! Wait a second!!!!! I’m not a virgin!!!!! I’m a good lay!!!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: why in the FUCK are you going to make me wear such an ugly dress to the wedding?????? everyone check the authors notes!!!
partygril984: -siiiiiiiiigh- midna, its just a fact that you would look hotter than me and rabia in a nice dress.... so, we gave you the ugliest dress we could find... sorry love
twilight_dwelleR: oh yeah? well im not going to wear it
partygril984: UMMM HELL TO THE YEAH YOU ARE, BITCH.
twilight_dwelleR: did you really just say that? -___-
partygril984: oh you bet i did...
twilight_dwelleR: im picking out my own dress, soooo get over it
partygril984: MIDNA I FORBID YOU FROM BUYING YOUR OWN DRESS
twilight_dwelleR: well that sucks, im going to anyway!
partygril984: MIDNA, YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Why do you think I’m a bad lay, Rabia?! How would you know?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh..... but i do know.....
everyone stops what they’re doing and stares at screen, saying: WHAT?
insaneprsnofdoom: thats right.... remember that one time? you probably dont.... in fact, you had been drinking and i might have even slipped you some drugs.... and trust me, it wasnt that good....
usurpderpdeederp: ONLY BECAUSE I WAS DRUGGED!
insaneprsnofdoom: mmmmmmmmmmmhm, SUUUURE thats what it was.....
usurpderpdeederp: But......... but........ RABIA, I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT. >_>
insaneprnsofdoom: oh we are! youre just the worst lay of my life
usurpderpdeederp: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
twilight_dwelleR: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry, im just..... its.... its funny xD
partygril984: NO ITS NOT MIDNA
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, get over yourself
partygril984: :oooooooooooooooo :OOOOOOOOOO :ooooo zant, were going on strike
usurpderpdeederp: What? Why?
partygril984: youre going to prove everyone in this chatroom that youre a good lay and im going to prove to midna that........ that.... THAT IM HOTTER THAN SHE IS!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses.....
usurpderpdeederp: ….Okay?
partygril984: we’ll be boycotting..... uhhh.... i dont know!!! all i know is that we’re gonna prove something!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, fine -- zant, come have sex with me. ill tell everyone whether youre good or not... and THIS TIME, you wont be drugged or drunk!
usurpderpdeederp: uhhh okay... but you know im dead right?
insaneprsnofdoom: i know
usurpderpdeederp: sooo... ill be a ghost when it happens
insaneprsnofdoom: okay
usurpderpdeederp: ...Then okay! Later guys.
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: ….......im so scared............ writer, please stop taking suggestions from the human form of rabia....
twilight_dwelleR: so what are YOU going to do, zelda?
partygril984: LOOK HOTTER THAN YOU AT THE WEDDING
twilight_dwelleR: you do that
partygril984: I WILL
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: uhhh soooo.... guys....?
everyone: yeeeeeeees?
sidebangsarehawt: i kinda........ sorta....... maybe a little........
insaneprsnofdoom: oh god, whatd you do this time?
sidebangsarehawt: i......... sorta........ set someones house on fire while trying to light a torch......
partygril984: oh no!!!!! whos house?!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, HOW do you manage to do half the things you do, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: rabia, shut up!!!!! dont judge me!!!!!
partygril984: whos house, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: …......ummmm.... well, it wasnt exactly a...... house.........
partygril984: then what was it?
sidebangsarehawt: …........the.......... great deku tree............ and now ganondorf is homeless.....
partygril984: YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, exactly.... now he really DOES have a reason to kill me....
shukaku132: link, thats terrible!!!! where is he going to live now?!
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
-everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: okay, so since link burned my hideout down.... im going to need a place to stay.... any volunteers?
-everyone is still silent-
blackasnight45: …......no? hmmm okay, looks like ill just have to choose someone.... lets see, whos online....
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off to have sex with Zant*
blackasnight45: dang it, i was going to say her too.....
-still everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: zelda, i choose you!
sidebangsarehawt: OH NO YOU DONT!
shukaku132: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
sidebangsarehawt: NO PIKACHUS IN HERE!!
shukaku132: youre right.... raichu is better.... RAICHU, I CHOOSE--
blackasnight45: ill be moving in tonight. with my daughter. see you then.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: ….. ZELDA, IM COMING TO SAVE YUO!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: okay, one - you spelled you wrong and two - thats a terrible idea link
sidebangsarehawt: midna, i missed you terribly, and i want to give you lots of hugs because youve been gone for so long, but i must go!!!!!!
partygril984: no need, link! i already have someone to save me!
sidebangsarehawt: what?!?!? who?!?!?
partygril984: Shadow Link.
twilight_dwelleR: dont make me come over there and hit you, zelda
partygril984: fine... not shadow link.... ill tell you who....
twilight_dwelleR and everyone else and why the hell didn’t I just write everyone?!: who?
partygril984: his name is........ TETRO... but everyone just calls him tet
shukaku132: waaaaait... hes just a genderbent version of tetra though! who is technically sorta you!
partygril984: i know, but hes damn hot...
sidebangsarehawt: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
WHY IS ZELDA WITH TET WHO IS BASICALLY HERSELF? WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN GANONDORF MOVES IN?! WILL RABIA AND ZANT REALLY HAVE SEX?! READ PART TWO TO FIND OUT!!!!
Catching up: Ganondorf made Vaati angry or something, apparently Sheik and Kaikoura are getting married, Link really wants a girlfriend, and that’s about it...
*partygril984 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
shukaku132: omg! Midna! where’ve you been?!
twilight_dwelleR: uhhh well, this may come as a surprise but.... i was shopping with zant
partygril984: you whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? o_O but you hate zant...
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i know... but it was for something really important, so i dealt with him
insaneprsnofdoom: whatd you buy? o.o oh god do I wanna know?
twilight_dwelleR: we bought a gift for a friend. a mutual friend. That’s all you need to know.
partygril984: uhhhh okay then...... o.o weird....
insaneprsnofdoom: so zelda and i went clubbing yesterday!
twilight_dwelleR: you guys are still into that kind of stuff? -__-
partygril984: SHUT UP MIDNA, YOU LOVE US
twilight_dwelleR: okay okay fine... and how did that go?
partygril984: lets just say that i defffffffffff have a boyfriend now ;3
twilight_dwelleR: oh goodness.... who is it now, dare i ask?
partygril984: i think the more important question is what were we wearing
twilight_dwelleR: …..uhh..... thats really not the more important question, but sure
partygril984: well first of all, we were trying to set a trend by wearing lingerie to the club, and that was a huuuuge hit with the guys for future reference! but yeah, anyway, i puttededed them in the authors notes :3
twilight_dwelleR: …...im going to pretend i never saw that.....
partygril984: midna, you should go with us next time! its soooo fun!
twilight_dwelleR: something tells me i wouldnt find it fun at all ._.
shukaku132: its okay, midna... i feel your pain...
partygril984: KAIKOURA.... YOU NEED TO GO WITH US BEFORE YOU CAN’T GO ANYMORE!
shukaku132: why would i not be able to go? and why do i WANT to go? o.o
partygril984: because youre not married yet! you only have a few weeks as a free woman!
shukaku132: a few what? im not getting married laaaaaawl xD
partygril984: umm yeah you are... we already sent out the invitations and everything
shukaku132: huh????????????????????
partygril984: we also have a venue, a date, and all the outfits picked out
shukaku132: teehee guys, very funny -___-
twilight_dwelleR: uhh wait, so you DIDNT know about this wedding...?
shukaku132: youve got to be kidding me....... zelda, rabia.... EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
shukaku132: oh great, let me guess, zant knows about this too?
usurpderpdeederp: What do I know about? The wedding? Everyone knows about it!
shukaku132: -_____- fml... does sheik know about this? and who the hell am i marrying anyway?!
partygril984: ummmm sheik, duh!!! and obviously he knows! hes totally on board with it!
shukaku132: oh yeah? i want to see proof zelda!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh oh oh oh i have proof!!!!!!!
shukaku132: then lets see!
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy sheik
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hey rabia.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: i have a question for you!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: whatever it is, the answer is most likely no
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: ….can i ask the damn question first?!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm.... preferably no, but sure, go ahead
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay so out of...... link.... no.... zant, ganon (IN PIG FORM) and kaikoura, who would you marry, kill, and fuck?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: wtfffffffffff uhhh can i still just say no?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: NO SHEIK, ANSWER TEH QUESTION FOOL
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: ...uhhh.... id kill zant and ganondorf and... just sorta say hi to kaikoura
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: THATS NOT AN OPTION
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...uhhhh..... kill.... ganon i guess... and i dont know...
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: would you fuck or marry zant?
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: both. just kidding, neither.
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: JUST ANSWER WITH ONE OR THE OTHER
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: fine, id marry him. then i would kill him
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: thats not an option either... you have to stay with them FOOOOORRRREVERRRR if you marry them. Just so you know, I think Ganon is probably a better fuck than Zant. Zant’s like... a virgin.
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: hmmm..... okay fine, id marry kaikoura, kill zant.... wait, does like... a handjob count as fucking? please?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: hmm let me think about this -- NO
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: …...ughhhhh fine, i would kill zant, marry kaikoura and.... fuck ganon in pig form.... -shudder-
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: okay thanks thats all i need to know!
insaneprsnofdoom: btdubsimad00d: why did you need me to answer that?
insaneprsnofdoom: insaneprsnofdoom: no reason.........
insaneprsnofdoom: …. and that is my proof!!!!!!
shukaku132: thats barely proof at all!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh trust me, its enough proof...
shukaku132: -____-;;
twilight_dwelleR: UMMM OKAY, MAJOR ISSUE HERE ZELDA...
partygril984: huh? whats the problem?
usurpderpdeederp: Hey!!!! Wait a second!!!!! I’m not a virgin!!!!! I’m a good lay!!!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: why in the FUCK are you going to make me wear such an ugly dress to the wedding?????? everyone check the authors notes!!!
partygril984: -siiiiiiiiigh- midna, its just a fact that you would look hotter than me and rabia in a nice dress.... so, we gave you the ugliest dress we could find... sorry love
twilight_dwelleR: oh yeah? well im not going to wear it
partygril984: UMMM HELL TO THE YEAH YOU ARE, BITCH.
twilight_dwelleR: did you really just say that? -___-
partygril984: oh you bet i did...
twilight_dwelleR: im picking out my own dress, soooo get over it
partygril984: MIDNA I FORBID YOU FROM BUYING YOUR OWN DRESS
twilight_dwelleR: well that sucks, im going to anyway!
partygril984: MIDNA, YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Why do you think I’m a bad lay, Rabia?! How would you know?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh..... but i do know.....
everyone stops what they’re doing and stares at screen, saying: WHAT?
insaneprsnofdoom: thats right.... remember that one time? you probably dont.... in fact, you had been drinking and i might have even slipped you some drugs.... and trust me, it wasnt that good....
usurpderpdeederp: ONLY BECAUSE I WAS DRUGGED!
insaneprsnofdoom: mmmmmmmmmmmhm, SUUUURE thats what it was.....
usurpderpdeederp: But......... but........ RABIA, I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT. >_>
insaneprnsofdoom: oh we are! youre just the worst lay of my life
usurpderpdeederp: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
twilight_dwelleR: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry, im just..... its.... its funny xD
partygril984: NO ITS NOT MIDNA
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, get over yourself
partygril984: :oooooooooooooooo :OOOOOOOOOO :ooooo zant, were going on strike
usurpderpdeederp: What? Why?
partygril984: youre going to prove everyone in this chatroom that youre a good lay and im going to prove to midna that........ that.... THAT IM HOTTER THAN SHE IS!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: oh dear goddesses.....
usurpderpdeederp: ….Okay?
partygril984: we’ll be boycotting..... uhhh.... i dont know!!! all i know is that we’re gonna prove something!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, fine -- zant, come have sex with me. ill tell everyone whether youre good or not... and THIS TIME, you wont be drugged or drunk!
usurpderpdeederp: uhhh okay... but you know im dead right?
insaneprsnofdoom: i know
usurpderpdeederp: sooo... ill be a ghost when it happens
insaneprsnofdoom: okay
usurpderpdeederp: ...Then okay! Later guys.
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
shukaku132: ….......im so scared............ writer, please stop taking suggestions from the human form of rabia....
twilight_dwelleR: so what are YOU going to do, zelda?
partygril984: LOOK HOTTER THAN YOU AT THE WEDDING
twilight_dwelleR: you do that
partygril984: I WILL
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: uhhh soooo.... guys....?
everyone: yeeeeeeees?
sidebangsarehawt: i kinda........ sorta....... maybe a little........
insaneprsnofdoom: oh god, whatd you do this time?
sidebangsarehawt: i......... sorta........ set someones house on fire while trying to light a torch......
partygril984: oh no!!!!! whos house?!
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, HOW do you manage to do half the things you do, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: rabia, shut up!!!!! dont judge me!!!!!
partygril984: whos house, link?!
sidebangsarehawt: …......ummmm.... well, it wasnt exactly a...... house.........
partygril984: then what was it?
sidebangsarehawt: …........the.......... great deku tree............ and now ganondorf is homeless.....
partygril984: YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, exactly.... now he really DOES have a reason to kill me....
shukaku132: link, thats terrible!!!! where is he going to live now?!
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
-everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: okay, so since link burned my hideout down.... im going to need a place to stay.... any volunteers?
-everyone is still silent-
blackasnight45: …......no? hmmm okay, looks like ill just have to choose someone.... lets see, whos online....
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off to have sex with Zant*
blackasnight45: dang it, i was going to say her too.....
-still everyone is silent-
blackasnight45: zelda, i choose you!
sidebangsarehawt: OH NO YOU DONT!
shukaku132: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
sidebangsarehawt: NO PIKACHUS IN HERE!!
shukaku132: youre right.... raichu is better.... RAICHU, I CHOOSE--
blackasnight45: ill be moving in tonight. with my daughter. see you then.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: ….. ZELDA, IM COMING TO SAVE YUO!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: okay, one - you spelled you wrong and two - thats a terrible idea link
sidebangsarehawt: midna, i missed you terribly, and i want to give you lots of hugs because youve been gone for so long, but i must go!!!!!!
partygril984: no need, link! i already have someone to save me!
sidebangsarehawt: what?!?!? who?!?!?
partygril984: Shadow Link.
twilight_dwelleR: dont make me come over there and hit you, zelda
partygril984: fine... not shadow link.... ill tell you who....
twilight_dwelleR and everyone else and why the hell didn’t I just write everyone?!: who?
partygril984: his name is........ TETRO... but everyone just calls him tet
shukaku132: waaaaait... hes just a genderbent version of tetra though! who is technically sorta you!
partygril984: i know, but hes damn hot...
sidebangsarehawt: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
WHY IS ZELDA WITH TET WHO IS BASICALLY HERSELF? WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN GANONDORF MOVES IN?! WILL RABIA AND ZANT REALLY HAVE SEX?! READ PART TWO TO FIND OUT!!!!