TLOZ Chatroom

Previously in TLOZ chatroom: Link burned down Ganondorf’s hideout, so he’s now going to live at Zelda’s. Link’s determined to “save Zelda” from this, but the genderbent version of Tetra, Tetro, is already there with her. Rabia left to have sex with Zant, Midna finally logged on, and Kaikoura is always hopelessly lost...

partygril984: remember the three sword though? thats like saying sheik is still technically me!
sidebangsarehawt: ARE YOU DATING HIM??????
partygril984: who, sheik or tet?
sidebangsarehawt: TET!!!!!!!!!!!!
partygril984: hell yeah! hes the hottie i met at the club wearing lingerie, duhhh...
sidebangsarehawt: wtttttttttttttttttttttt! zelda, i love you too much to let you --
*usurpderpdeederp has been disconnected by a half-naked Zora thing*
sidebangsarehawt: RABIA AND ZANT!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME LIKE THAT!!!!
shukaku132: ganondorf, why dont you just move back into the spirit temple or something?
-no response-
partygril984: uhhh kaikoura... he logged off a few minutes ago...
shukaku132: oh.... well.... oh.....
sidebangsarehawt: does our love ever have a chance?!
shukaku132: oh, NOOOOWWW you love me? -__-
sidebangsarehawt: not you!!!! youre way later on my list, wait your turn! im talking to zelda!
shukaku132: list? what?! UGHHHHHHH midna, you wont confuse me!!! lets be friends!!! >.<
twilight_dwelleR: agreed... i have noooo idea whats going on...
sidebangsarehawt: GAAAAAAAANONNNNNN LOG BACK ON!!!!!!
-no response-
everyone: ….............
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: YOU FIEND!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY--
blackasnight45: i changed my mind -- im not going to be staying with you, zelda
sidebangsarehawt: phew...
partygril984: then who will you be staying with?
blackasnight45: that i cant tell you..... but i can tell you this much ; im getting my new wife tonight
sidebangsarehawt: WHO IS THIS UNLUCKY SOUL?!
blackasnight45: thats also going to remain a secret... i dont want any other damn weirdos stealing this one...
partygril984: its not me, right?!?!
blackasnight45: oh hell no, youre too easy
partygril984: -________-
shukaku132: hahahahahahahahahahahaha im sorry, but its SOOO true xD
partygril984: YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GOING CLUBBING NOW!!!
shukaku132: really?! :D
partygril984: no
shukaku132: damn.....
sidebangsarehawt: who is it, ganondorf?!?!?!?!
blackasnight45: none of your damn business, thats who!
sidebangsarehawt: WELL THEN!!!!
blackasnight45: kay bye, going to get a wife now
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: I SHALL DOWSE TO FIND YOU, GANON!!! -eDrawsSwordAndStartsPointingItInManyDirections-
twilight_dwelleR: -___- link, just give up please... we’ll obviously find out eventually
sidebangsarehawt: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
WINDZ_BABEH: heyyyyyyy
twilight_dwelleR: helloooo
shukaku132: hiiiii vaati! ^ w ^
partygril984: yo vaati
sidebangsarehawt: I NEED TO FIND HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: find who?
sidebangsarehawt: GANON!!!!!!! hes going to steal a new chick!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: uhh do you guys know who?
sidebangsarehawt: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: uhhh.... me neither o.o
twilight_dwelleR: youre a terrible liar, vaati
WINDZ_BABEH: i know...
sidebangsarehawt: WAIT, YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!
WINDZ_BABEH: yes, but sadly, i cant do anything about it
sidebangsarehawt: but i can!!!!!!! who is it?!?!?!
WINDZ_BABEH: ummm... marin
sidebangsarehawt; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT MONSTER!!!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: yeahhhhh...
sidebangsarehawt: im going to go look for them... right now... WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME!
-silence-
sidebangsarehawt: ….......
-more silence-
sidebangsarehawt: …........
twilight_dwelleR: kaikoura, lets hang out. right now.
shukaku132: okay!!!
twilight_dwelleR: vaati, can you tell shadow to come get me?
WINDZ_BABEH: sure!
twilight_dwelleR: thank youuuuu
sidebangsarehawt: REALLY YOU GUYS?!
partygril984: tet says he’ll go with you!
sidebangsarehawt: REALLY?!?!?! sweet!!!!!! that means he’ll also be away from you!!! :D
partygril984: hey!!!
sidebangsarehawt: sorry..... well tell him to meet me in front of the gerudo valley entrance!!
partygril984: uhhhh okay
sidebangsarehawt: MARIN, HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!! -ePointsSwordTowardsSkyInTriumphEvenThoughHe’sNotTriumphantYet-
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
partygril984: he really needs therapy or something
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
partygril984: kaikoura, would you really rather hang out with midna than me?!
shukaku132: …..if i say yes will you hate me?
partygril984: ummmmm YES >:OOOO
shukaku132: in that case....
*shukaku132 has logged off*
partygril984: ohhhhhhhhhh i hate them so much sometimes......
*partygril984 has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: heyyyyy who said everyone could leave?! this chatroom isnt even long enough yet!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: …...................
WINDZ_BABEH: guUUUUuuuuUUUys! >.<
WINDZ_BABEH: ughh fine... i guess ill just go... draw a picture or something... ;__;
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*

WHY WAS THIS CHATROOM SO CRAPPY AND SHORT?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH GANONDORF, LINK AND TET?! WILL ZELDA GET REVENGE ON KAIKOURA FOR NO REASON?! WILL VAATI DRAW A MAGNIFICENT WORK OF ART?!?!? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!!!! STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME TO SEE IF WE WILL KNOW!!!!!!!!