TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 17 pt 1

catching up: I totally forgot... but I think Zelda is jealous of Midna's hotness, Link and Zelda's new man Tet went to save Marin from Ganondorf, Vaati drew a picture, and I'm pretty sure Kaikoura and Midna decided to hang out... If not, Im on drugs. Oh, and Rabia and Zant had some sexy times in the Underworld.

*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy everybody!
sidebangsarehawt: guys.... we've let Marin down...
insaneprsnofdoom: who's Marin?
sidebangsarehawt: the girl Ganondorf was going to marry...
insaneprsnofdoom: loool, lemme guess, Vaati stole her again? ;p
WINDZ_BABEH: actually, no -- I thought about it though
insaneprrsnofdoom: then what happened?
sidebangsarehawt: she was stolen by.... GHIRAHIM
insaneprsnofdoom: ooh the sexy gay mime guy!!!! shes a lucky chick ;p
btdubsimad00d: ...you have horrible taste in men....
sidebangsarehawt: SHE'S SO NOT LUCKY!!!! I FEEL SO AWFUL!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: no, she is.. anything is better than marrying ganondorf
sidebangsarehawt: well... BARELY!!!! he has that scary tongue thing!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: which is sexy ;]
partygril984: disturbing.... uhhh let's change the subject... so how was having sex with zant?
btdubsimad00d: what?!
partygril984: rabia had sex with zant!
btdubsimad00d: ummmmmmmmm why?
insaneprsnofdoom: why not, sheik, why not?!
btdubsimad00d: because....it's... Zant o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: well, in all honesty, he actually wasn't all that bad
partygril984: really?!?!?!?
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah!!! I was surprised too!!!
partygril984: wow....who knew?!
insaneprsnofdoom: apparently only zant!
btdubsimad00d: okay, i would rather talk about marin than zant...
sidebangsarehawt: ME TOOO!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: well, maybe ghirahim is like me! …......... o.O uhh... i mean that hes going to treat marin better, not actually like me.... that would be.... scary ._.
partygril984: i agree, that would be really freaky...
twilight_dwelleR: maybe he’ll randomly log on sometime
sidebangsarehawt: IF HE DOES, HE BETTER WATCH HIMSELF.... or suffer the wrath of... MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: STOP PUTTING SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS IN YOUR SENTENCES
sidebangsarehawt: MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: if you insist!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off to beat up Link*
sidebangsarehawt:.....she doesnt scare me!!!
btdubsimad00d: she scares me
sidebangsarehawt: ….okay, maybe she scares me a little bit...
partygril984: midna, i want you to see something...
twilight_dwelleR: oh din, do i want to see this?
partygril984: probably not, but idc...
twilight_dwelleR: uhh okay then..?
partygril984: dont i look hot in this picture? :p
twilight_dwelleR: no, not at all
btdubsimad00d: whyyyy did you need to show that to midna? o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: wtf are your arms doing?
partygril984: >.> no one asked for your opinion vaati, so shut it!!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: well then!!! D:
partygril984: FINE THEN!!! what about this then?! whoaaaa well, before i show you another one of me... link, if you looked like this all the time, id soooo date you... clicky here!
sidebangsarehawt: really?!?!?! :D
partygril984: hell yeah really!!!
sidebangsarehawt: in that case.... -eStartsTakingShirtOff-
btdubsimad00d: whoa link, keep your clothes on please!!! o_O
WINDZ_BABEH: woooooooooooooooo0000oooooo00ooot are we all getting naked!? :D
everyone else: ….......
WINDZ_BABEH: sorry, i got a little carried away..... carry on..... its not because im a pervert, i just like being.... naked.... ._. im gonna shut up now....
twilight_dwelleR: xDD
partygril984: damn, i cant stop staring at that picture.... sooooo hot.....
sidebangsarehawt: you know, i really do have abs like that zelda ;]
btdubsimad00d: no you dont
sidebangsarehawt: OH YEAH SHEIK? LETS SEE YOUR ABS THEN. YEAH. EXACTLY. SO SHUT UP!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: i never said i had abs like that, i just said you didnt...
sidebangsarehawt: do i need to show you?!
partygril984: yes
**YES**
btdubsimad00d: no! zelda and writer, stop being creeps!!!
sidebangsarehawt: its okay, i appreciate the love
btdubsimad00d: -___-
WINDZ_BABEH: guys stop sending messages so fast!!! im trying to play monster pet shop!!! >.<
sidebangsarehawt: THEN STOP PLAYING, DUH!!!!
partygril984: aha!! i look hot in this though, right?!
sidebangsarehawt: zelda, you are SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOSOSOSOSOSO beautiful....
partygril984: thanks link! :D
twilight_dwelleR: not really, samus looks hotter than you do
partygril984: D:
twilight_dwelleR: and she actually has tits
WINDZ_BABEH: LMAOOOOOOOOO im sorry, im sorry.... its just so true.....
partygril984: THANKS GUYS........ THANKS A LOT....
sidebangsarehawt: dont listen to them, theyre just jealous of your good looks!!!
partygril984: no, theyre right... samus is hotter than me... ill just have to give her an ugly dress too >:D
twilight_dwelleR: -___- you have way too much spare time..
.partygril984: DONT CARE!!!
twilight_dwelleR: that sounded like link!
partygril984: SHUT UP, YOURE GETTING STUCK WITH AN EVEN UGLIER DRESS
twilight_dwelleR: you know im going to buy my own dress...
partygril984: UGHHHAIHFKJSEHFKEFG you are soooo annoying
WINDZ_BABEH: says zelda... xD
partygril984: you wanna die, vaati?!
WINDZ_BABEH: no.... 3:
partygril984; then STOP TALKING
WINDZ_BABEH: but im not talking, im typing...
partygril984: you get my point....
WINDZ_BABEH: fine then.....
partygril984: okay, i found a picture that ALL of you will find sexy! even YOU sheik!
btdubsimad00d: what?
partygril984: WARNING, IM IN A SUPER SKIMPY BIKINI clickyyyy
*sidebangsarehawt has fainted due to how sexy he thinks that picture is*
twilight_dwelleR: alright, ill give you this one, you look hot
WINDZ_BABEH: WHOAAAAAA WHY WAS THERE JUST A NEARLY NAKED ZELDA ON MY SCREEN....
twilight_dwelleR: shes still trying to prove that shes hot
WINDZ_BABEH: oh... that explains it...
btdubsimad00d: stop linking to pictures of yourself, zelda! youre so weird...
partygril984: you dont think im sexy?!
btdubsimad00d: ...something tells me if i did, that would be either borderline selfcest or incest...
partygril984: so?! im hot!!!!
btdubsiamd00d: -___-
partygril984: fine, ill send you guys another one... what about thi--
WINDZ_BABEH: no one wants to see pictures of you anymore! so stop sending them!!!
partygril984: -eGasp- thats so not true! right guys?!
everyone: -eSilence-
partygril984: …..thanks people.....
*sidebangsarehawt has returned with an ice pack on his head*
sidebangsarehawt: did i miss any other sexy pictures?!
WINDZ_BABEH: nope
sidebangsarehawt: phew, good...
*sidebangsarehawt has been disconnected by a crazy Zora person*
partygril984: link!!!! dont die!!! i never got to see your abs in real liiiiiife!
btdubsimad00d: -___-
twilight_dwelleR: disappointment, zelda.... disappointment...
partygril984: whatever, im still hot to tet!

IS ZELDA STILL HOT TO TET?! WHO CARES!!!!! READ PART TWO!!!!