TLOZ Chatroom

Previously: Zelda was trying to convince everyone she's hot, Marin was rekidnapped from Ganondorf....

*blackasnight45 has logged on*
everyone: o_o
blackasnight45: ohhhhhhh im gonna fucking kill someone....
WINDZ_BABEH: it wasnt me!!! -eShrinksAwayIntoCorner-
blackasnight45: i know it wasnt you!!! and i know exactly who it was!!!
partygril984: ghirahim?
blackasnight45: YES... GHIRAHIM.... that gay mime guy...
partygril984: im.....so sorry.... i think...
blackasnight45: NO MATTER.... i will find another girl to be my wife....
btdubsimad00d: like who?
blackasnight45: I DONT KNOW, AND RIGHT NOW I DONT REALLY FUCKING CARE...
btdubsimad00d: calm down, ganon, youll find a wife someday... maybe if you didnt steal her...
blackasnight45: -eTurnsIntoGanonAndMakesBloodCurdlingRoarGrowlThing-
btdubsimad00d: ._. n-nevermind...
blackasnight45: the next time you see ghirahim, do me a favor and BOMB HIM
partygril984: will do, ganny!
blackasnight45: -eDoesThatAgainButToZelda-
partygril984: o.o s-sorry....
*blackasnight45 has logged off in rage*
partygril984: nightmares....forever....
twilight_dwelleR: damn! i bet marin’s really glad shes with ghirahim right now!
WINDZ_BABEH: yeah, really..... o.o
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
twilight_dwelleR: hey shadow
hero_oftehworldz: hellooo me love
WINDZ_BABEH: shadow... im scared...
hero_oftehworldz: its okay, lord vaati!!! im here for you! -eHug-
WINDZ_BABEH: thank you!! -eHugBack-
partygril984: so MIDNA... you made kaikoura ditch me to hang out with YOU... how was THAT?!
twilight_dwelleR: oh, it was really awesome! its really too bad you couldnt be there
partygril984: really?! :D you guys missed me?
twilight_dwelleR: no, we could have used you as the pinata instead of the one we bought :]
partygril984: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >:OOOOO MIDNA!!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: hehe
partygril984: shadow link, youre corrupting her!
hero_oftehworldz: am not!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: no, you are
hero_oftehworldz: oh yeah, i am, arent i...
partygril984: I WILL BRING KAIKOURA BACK TO MY SIDE!!!
twilight_dwelleR: i hate to break it to you, but shes never been on your side
partygril984: :OOOO stop spreading lies, you likelike!
twilight_dwelleR: heyyy im not a likelike! and that wasnt a lie!
hero_oftehworldz: zelda, youre starting to sound more and more like link every day.... xD
partygril984: shadow, this is between me and midna!!! back off!!!
hero_oftehworldz: whatever you say, princess
partygril984: midna, i thought we were friends... whatever happened to that...
twilight_dwelleR: you became a bitch
partygril984: :[
twilight_dwelleR: well, even more of a bitch
partygril984: D:
twilight_dwelleR: youll live
WINDZ_BABEH: hehe i just sold one of my monsters in monster pet shop... guess what her name was....
twilight_dwelleR: what?
WINDZ_BABEH: ….betsy.... i really like the name betsy... it sounds like a flower or something...
partygril984: wtf vaati, shut up
hero_oftehworldz: get off your period, zelda!!! betsy is an awesome name!!!!
partygril984: betsy is an old lady name!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: YOURE NAME IS AN OLD LADY NAME! SO SHUT UP!
partygril984: fine then!!!
*sidebangsarehawt has managed to crawl back to his computer and has logged back on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on with an evil snicker*
insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy everyone!
partygril984: o.o what did you do to link?
insaneprsnofdoom: well, i started to bury him alive, but he woke up so i just started beating him with the shovel... :]
btdubsimad00d: o_O link, if you need any fairies or potions, ill bring you some
sidebangsarehawt: YES PLEASE....
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehehehehehehhehehehehe.....
twilight_dwelleR: poor link...
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves it
partygril984: something he tells me he doesnt, but okay!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, i love you
partygril984: daww i love you too rabia! you my bestieee
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyyy!
partygril984: oh, and we’re starting a club...
insaneprsnofdoom: and what club is that?
partygril984: the “i hate midna” club :3
twilight_dwelleR: hey!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: but.. i dont hate midna...
partygril984: she said your hips were huge
insaneprsnofdoom: HEY!!!
partygril984: and that your hair was greasier than a pool of pizza squeezings
insaneprsnofdoom: interesting... but HEY!!!!!! well then, lets go start this club zelda!!!
partygril984: yayyyy okay! :D
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*partygril984 has logged off*
twilight_dwelleR: wtffffff i never said either of those things!
hero_oftehworldz: its okay, midna... we’ll just start an i hate zelda club... many more people will join ours, trust me
twilight_dwelleR: im not even going to start one -- i dont want to stoop to her level
WINDZ_BABEH: yay midna! the only mature one of this group!
hero_oftehworldz: i love you guys... -eSniffle- so, so much...
WINDZ_BABEH: dawwwww we love you too shadow -eHug-
hero_oftehworldz: -eHugBack-
twilight_dwelleR: daww i love you guys too! :3
hero_oftehworldz: lets go get some chateau romani... because i wuv you!
twilight_dwelleR: okay!
WINDZ_BABEH: okayyyyyyyy :333
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: heyyy guys, dont leave me here!! im in too much pain to log off!!!
sidebangsarehawt: …...guyyyyyyyyyyys!!!

-two hours later......-

sidebangsarehawt: COME ON SHEIK, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*FAABULOUZZ12 has logged on*
*TheImprisoned has logged on*
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
blackasnight45: >___> why, if it isnt ghirahim...
FAABULOUZZ12: hello, ganny, ;]
blackasnight45: dont wink at me. ill cut your throat. and why the hell do you need a wife? arent you gay?
FAABULOUZZ12: gay? of course not! im bisexual!
blackasnight45: …....youre lucky i dont kill you
TheImprisoned: guys, stop arguing for five minutes! dear goddess..
FAABULOUZZ12: sorry, master
blackasnight45: im not. control your pet, you fool
WINDZ_BABEH: hehehe if only ghirahim was really a mine
blackasnight45: …..you mean a mime.....
WINDZ_BABEH: hehehehehehehehehehe
blackasnight45: ….......wtf
hero_oftehworldz: lord vaati is a little... under the weather today
blackasnight45: as in.... hes high?
hero_oftehworldz: no, i think hes a little drunk
blackasnight45: oh.... makes sense
sidebangsarehawt: -eGasp- WHAT IS THIS, A VILLAIN CHATROOM BY NIGHT?! ARE YOU ALL PLOTTING?! I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH THE POWER OF LIGHT AND JUSTICE!!!
everyone else: …...........
FAABULOUZZ12: link, youre so cute ;9
sidebangsarehawt: KEEP YOUR TONGUE AWAY, BEAST!!! REVEAL YOUR PLANS TO ME OR PAY THE PRINCE!!!1
hero_oftehworldz: you mean your boyfriend?
blackasnight45: i dont have any plans and im definitely not going to pay marth because of it
sidebangsarehawt: I MEANT PRICE....
hero_oftehworldz: suuuuuuure you did
sidebangsarehawt: I DID!!!!!!!! now reveal your plans!!!!
TheImprisoned: fine fine... we’ll reveal our plans, link...
sidebangsarehawt: GOOD!!!
TheImprisoned: since everyone here has a wife but me (and Ganon, but we already knew that) , i chose my wife earlier today, and took her a few minutes before logging on
sidebangsarehawt: WHO IS YOUR WIFE?!
TheImprisoned: medli!
blackasnight45: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME........ REALLY, GUYS.........
TheImprisoned: …...i stole her from ganon ;]
sidebangsarehawt: and now im going to steal her from YOU!
TheImprisoned: no youre not, shes safe with me
sidebangsarehawt: YEAH, I DONT BELIEVE THAT FOR TWO SECONDS!!
TheImprisoned: its true....
sidebangsarehawt: …...demise, have you ever seen yourself.......
TheImprisoned: whats that supposed to mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: nothin, nothin......
blackasnight45: i give up.... i just give up.... -__- im going to be single forever....
sidebangsarehawt: GOOD!!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!
hero_oftehworldz: link, why do you insist on putting yourself into these situations...
sidebangsarehawt: what situations?!?!?!?
TheImprisoned: …..lets go, guys >_>
blackasnight45: i get his throat
hero_oftehworldz: i get his head :3
WINDZ_BABEH; hehhhhhhhhhhhhrehergeuhasghic
FAABULOUZZ12: i get his... hmmehe ;9
sidebangsarehawt: o.o huh????????!
blackasnight45: we’ll see you in five minutes, link
sidebangsarehawt: WHY?!?!
*blackasnight has logged off*
*TheImprisoned has logged off*
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
FAABULOUZZ12: see you in a few, boy ;]
*FAABULOUZZ12 has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: itsd okay link i still loveeeeeeeeeeeee you :3
sidebangsarehawt: ….........................im gonna die arent i? :[
WINDZ_BABEH: :33333333333 yuueeeeeep hehehehehic :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off, running under his bed in fear*
WINDZ_BABEH: hes os silly :333
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*

WILL LINK DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH?! WILL VAATI HAVE A TERRIBLE HANGOVER TOMORROW?!?!? WILL SHEIK SAVE LINK SOMEHOW?! WHY IS GANONDORF SUCH AN UNATTRACTIVE MAN TO WOME-- WAIT, WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, NEVERMIND... WILL ZELDA EVER BE HOTTER THAN MIDNA?! WILL RABIA EVER FIND OUT THAT MIDNA NEVER SAID THOSE THINGS ABOUT HER?! WE MAY NEVER KNOW... BUT IF WE EVER DO FIND OUT, STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME IN THESE STUPID TLOZ CHATROOMS!!!!!