TLOZ Chatroom
TLOZ Chatroom 18 pt. 1
tloz chatroom 18 pt. 1
Catching up: Link was going to be beaten up by some evil dudes that I’m too lazy to name, Ganondorf’s third wife was stolen, and Zelda started an “I hate Midna” club....
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partygril984: heyyy everyone but kaikoura!
shukaku132: hey! wth, not cool! :[
btdubsimad00d: wait, why are you mad at her now?
partygril984: BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON
shukaku132: i am not! ;__;
btdubsimad00d: why is she a horrible person?
partygril984: well one: she wont go clubbing with me ,and two: SHE GAVE ME A HORRID HAIRCUT
shukaku132: i did not! 3=
insaneprsnofdoom: oh please, it doesnt look bad
partygril984: yes it doooooooooooes ;__________;
btdubsimad00d: well... why did you let her give you a haircut then?
shukaku132: because i want to go to beauty school, so rabia offered zelda’s head as a test subject! dont judge us.... T^T
btdubsimad00d: when did you decide this? o.o
partygril984: like forever ago! damn, sheik, way to know your own fiancee...
btdubsimad00d: -_______-
shukaku132: its okay sheik, i dont even know what you do for a living...
partygril984: ...oh my Din... do any of us (besides like, me, ganon, link...) even have jobs? o.o
btdubsimad00d: uhh speaking of link... hes been awfully quiet... especially for himself
shukaku132: yeahh, whats up with that, man?
sidebangsarehawt: sorry... i know its disappointing...
insaneprsnofdoom: no, not really
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!! im just feeling lease then myself today...
insaneprsnofdoom: …..... -holds back urge to correct spelling and demean-
insaneprsnofdoom: must be all your broken bones ; especially that rib...
sidebangsarehawt: what about my rib? o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe i’m not implying that, in the midst of “saving” you from being beaten up yesterday, i may have broken one of your ribs... I would never do that!
sidebangsarehawt: >_> luckily for me, they have potions and fairies in hyrule to heal me...
insaneprsnofdoom; aw damn, i forgot about that...
sidebangsarehawt: >__________>
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe that face looks so silly
sidebangsarehawt: YOU ANGER ME!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: the feeling is mutual! :D
sidebangsarehawt: >_>
shukaku132: poor linky... :[
insaneprsnofdoom: sadly he’ll live
partygril984: HELLO!
insaneprsnofdoom: hi!
partygril984: hi :]
-ten minute awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: ….well that ruined the conversation
btdubsimad00d: yeahhh
partygril984: noooo :[
insaneprsnofdoom: no, it did
shukaku132: no, the conversation was just doomed anyway
partygril984: thaaaanks..
-another ten minute awkward silence-
btdubsimad00d; ….well this is fun...... ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: ZELDA
partygril984: yeees?
insaneprsnofdoom: i like your haircut...
partygril984: i hate it... I MISS MY LONG, FLOWY LOCKS!
insaneprsnofdoom: that was a link moment....
partygril984: …................youre right.......... o_O
insaneprsnofdoom: your bob looks adorable
shukaku132: its not a bob, its a ramona flower!
partygril984: tis too shoooooooort :’[
shukaku132: JEEZ, I’LL GIVE YOU HAIR EXTENSIONS IF YOU HATE IT THAT MUCH.... >.<
partygril984: YAYYYY come over then
shukaku132: okay...
partygril984: actually, everyone but sheik, come over!
btdubsimad00d: wait what!
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shukaku132: dont worry sheik, we’ll be back!
btdubsimad00d: wow, awesome -___-
shukaku132: sorry :’[
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btdubsimad00d: coooool -__-
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**.....WAIT, WHOA, WHY DID EVERYONE LEAVE? UGH... YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THIS... WELL, WHATEVER.... LET’S JUST SKIP AHEAD TO... SOMETHING... SEMI-INTERESTING...**
*THREE HOURS LATER*
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shukaku132: hellooo everybody!
insaneprsnofdoom: OMG HI SHADOW LINK, YOURE SUPER SEXY
hero_oftehworldz: hehehe tank you -w-
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT.... YOU, ME... CLUBBING.... NOW!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Wait, why now?
partygril984: ummm hello, can i get in on this?!
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, zelda, but this is just for me and zant
partygril984: 3’:
insaneprsnofdoom: byeeeeeeee
shukaku132: wait, you cant leave me here all alo--
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shukaku132: NOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
partygril984: hey, im here for you!!!
shukaku132: oh im thrilled
partygril984: was that sarcasm?!
shukaku132: of course not!
partygril984: oh.... is that sarcasm?!
shukaku132: so, uhhh anyway... any evil plans you wish to share?
hero_oftehworldz: not that i can think of!
blackasnight45: why would i share my plans? that would just be stupid...
shukaku132: well link isnt here, so why not?
sidebangsarehawt: UMM YES I AM
shukaku132: oh whoops... sorry linky
sidebangsarehawt: wow, good to know im THAT important to you!!!
shukaku132: daww youre important to me, link :<
blackasnight45: that makes one of us ; if Link wasnt here, or alive at all for that matter, our lives would be so much easier
sidebangsarehawt: GANONDORF, YOURE A FAT JERK
blackasnight45: oooh, very original
sidebangsarehawt: DHFSJHGJKSDGHKJSDGGIDH!!!
blackasnight45: is that the only comeback you can ever think of?
shukaku132: ganon, be nice!!!
blackasnight45: no
shukaku132: yes!
blackasnight45: i said no
shukaku132: and i said yes
blackasnight45: >_>
hero_oftehworldz: ooooh, what you gonna about that ganondorf?! xp
blackasnight45: im going to say no again
hero_oftehworldz: aww laaame, i wanted you guys to fight...
shukaku132: ummmm NO!!! hes like 500 lbs of pure muscle and im like 112 lbs of pure lazy!!!
hero_oftehworldz: sounds like a fair fight to me! :D
shukaku132: -___- sometimes i wish baaaad bad things would happen to you... but then i remember how sexy you are...
hero_oftehworldz: yeahhhhh ...wait what?
shukaku132: so anyway...
partygril984: i CANNOT believe rabia would fitch me like this!!!
shukaku132: would what?
partygril984: i mean ditch... sorry, links bad spelling skills are rubbing off on me
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA!!!!!!! ;___;
partygril984: sorry link.. but still!!!
hero_oftehworldz: maybe you cramp her style, zelda.... ;p xD :D
partygril984: you make wayyy too many faces ! and what!? thats so not true! :<
blackasnight45: no, i think he might be right... she was definitely hinting at that...
partygril984: you...you think so?! :[
shukaku132: i dont think so!
blackasnight45: youre marrying a woman -- we dont care about your opinion
shukaku132: first of all, sheik is a MAN! and second, WHAT?!?!!? ganondorf, you are so evil... like, legit...
blackasnight45: im not evil, i just tell it how it is
hero_oftehworldz: thats not why we dont care about her opinion! we dont care because shes not sexy, like midna ;3
shukaku132: -___-
hero_oftehworldz: face it, youz awkward
shukaku132: oh, and you guys arent?!
hero_oftehworldz: no, not really! ^ w ^
shukaku132: >___> thaaaaaaaaanks
blackasnight45: i dont remember if ive ever seen you in person, but personality wise youre definitely not sexy
shukaku132: THAAAAAAAAAAANKS, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHUT UP
hero_oftehworldz: bwahaha, you know we lurvz yew though -w-
shukaku132: yeahhh, riiiiight.... WAIT! heyy, youve seen me like 8000000 times before ganon! >_<
blackasnight45: i have? hmm... oh well. obviously i dont care enough to remember
shukaku132: ….SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME AND WILL DEFEND ME, PLEEEEASE LOG ON!
-again, a ten minute awkward silence-
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hero_oftehworldz: baahaha, poor kaikoura ;p
shukaku132: hey, vaati loves me!!! right vaati?
WINDZ_BABEH: of course i do! without you, i wouldnt be able to play monster pet shop all day!
shukaku132: um... well... thats not exactly my doing, but... ill take it! AHAAAA! -points at Shadow and sticks tongue out-
hero_oftehworldz: i believe you mean -ePointsAtShadowAndSti--
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**........WHAT? WHATS THE PROBLEM? KEEP TALKING!!**
hero_oftehworldz: how can we keep talking when all we here is your “inspirational” music? (readers, check authors note for link to this music, please....)
**HEY, WHATS WRONG WITH DAVID BOWIE?! YOU ALL JUST SUCK!!! SO IGNORE IT, AND I’LL CHANGE THE DAMN SONG JUST FOR ALL OF YOU!!!*
everyone but shukaku132: YAYYYY!
shukaku132: ….whats wrong with david bowie...?
**EXACTLY MY POINT!!! BUT WHATEVER... JUST KEEP TALKING, SHEESH!!!**
shukaku132: okay!! well, anyway... changing the subject from how everyone hates me to something else now...
hero_oftehworldz: lets talk about how everyone hates zelda! :D
sidebangsarehawt: WHOA WHOA WHOA, NOOOOOBODY hates my zelda!!!!!!!!! she is an angle!!!!!!
blackasnight45: shes an angle? really link?
sidebangsarehawt: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
hero_oftehworldz: fine fine fine...
partygril984: thaaaaaaaaaanks shadow >_> and thank you for defending me, link!
blackasnight45: can you guys just fuck and get it over with please? -__-
partygril984: ewwwwwwww no! gross!
sidebangsarehawt: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
partygril984: no offense....
hero_oftehworldz: baaaaaaaaaaahahaha because that makes it all better! xD
sidebangsarehawt: ;_________;
WINDZ_BABEH: poor link....
shukaku132: i agree! poor linky! i dont think youre gross!
sidebangsarehawt: YEAH, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE YOU DONT!
shukaku132: but.... i really dont....
blackasnight45: just shut up link
sidebangsarehawt: YOU KNOW WHAT.... IM LEAVING!!!! I NEED TO GO DO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL SOON ANYWAY.... not that anyone CARES!!!!!!!!!
blackasnight45: nope, we dont. now leave
sidebangsarehawt: SKDGFISDUGHJSRTIEHFISH!!!
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shukaku132: ganondorf, youre so mean!!!
blackasnight45: i am not
shukaku132: you are too!!!
hero_oftehworldz: fight, fight, fight!
shukaku132: -_____-
hero_oftehworldz: hehehehe ;]
blackasnight45: as “evil” as you claim i am, i wouldnt fight you
shukaku132: THANK you!!!!
blackasnight45: that wouldnt be fun at all ; youre too tiny for me
shukaku132: -____________________-
blackasnight45: i would touch you and youd die
shukaku132: wtf, malons like my size! and marin looks almost exactly the same as malon! how is this any different!
blackasnight45: because theyre more top heavy
shukaku132: -______________-
blackasnight45: aka youre flat
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUURRRRN xDD
shukaku132: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT... thanks a lot, ganondorf -___-why is everyone picking on me today?
partygril984: im not!
shukaku132: just a few hours ago you were saying how horrible of a person i was!
partygril984: yeah, but.... thats just saying the truth...
shukaku132: you guys are so mean!!! D:
WINDZ_BABEH: dawww, guysssss, be nice :[ and wait what about malon?!
shukaku132: …..............
WINDZ_BABEH: ….sorry, i just saw malons name and.... nevermind.... sorry
shukaku132: feelin the love, you guys....
hero_oftehworldz: you know we’re just kididng! youre like a brother to us! -eHug-
WINDZ_BABEH: d’awwwwwww -eHugToo-
shukaku132: but im a girl......
hero_oftehworldz: WHAT!? YOU ARE?! just kidding...
shukaku132: >__________> im leaving now....
WINDZ_BABEH: shadow, you so meeeean, be nice :[
hero_oftehworldz: im sorryyyyyyyy :’[ ill be nice....nicer....
WINDZ_BABEH: thank you...
shukaku132: im still leaving
blackasnight45: good, leave. youre annoying me
shukaku132: >___>
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WINDZ_BABEH: GANONDORF!!!!! why are you so mean!
blackasnight45: because im the king of evil...?
WINDZ_BABEH: oh yeah... forgot about that...
partygril984: heyyy, im the only girl in here now!
WINDZ_BABEH; i wanna play ddr....
hero_oftehworldz: i wuv ddr...
WINDZ_BABEH: come play with meeee
hero_oftehworldz: but master, we just played yesterday...
WINDZ_BABEH: i know, but i want to some mooore :<
hero_oftehworldz: last night wasnt enough for you?!
WINDZ_BABEH: no, i want more. 3:<
hero_oftehworldz: okay, have it your way!
WINDZ_BABEH: thank you, and i will ; come un get meh! >;D
hero_oftehworldz: oh, im coming.. and im going to own you
partygril984: o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: what? you wanna play too?
partygril984: O.O
WINDZ_BABEH: what?
partygril984: you want more WHAT?!
WINDZ_BABEH; huh?
partygril984: what are you guys talking about...
WINDZ_BABEH: ddr...?
hero_oftehworldz: oh, we were talking about ddr? my bad...
partygril984: O<O
WINDZ_BABEH: i dont get it... huh?
blackasnight45: read that conversation again, vaati
WINDZ_BABEH: ….i still dont get it....
blackasnight45: -___-;;
WINDZ_BABEH; OHHHH WAIT, i get it.....
blackasnight45: do you now?
WINDZ_BABEH: ….no....
blackasnight45: wow vaati, just wow....
WINDZ_BABEH: WHOAAAAAAA WAIT, NOW I REALLY DO GET IT!! SHADOW!!!! :OOO
hero_oftehworldz: hehe yes, milord? ;]
WINDZ_BABEH: …....come play with me
partygril984: O.O
WINDZ_BABEH; im kidding....
hero_oftehworldz: i wasnt... let me play with you, master... ;]
WINDZ_BABEH: …...as in... ddr?
hero_oftehworldz: -___- lord vaati, youre no fun...
WINDZ_BABEH: no, i am... you would no
hero_oftehworldz: im going down now
partygril984: O____________o
hero_oftehworldz: hehe not like that xD i meant to play ddr
WINDZ_BABEH: yayyyy, okay! ill be waiting!
hero_oftehworldz: okayyyyzzz
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WINDZ_BABEH; yayyy! does anyone else want to join us?
blackasnight45: definitely not
WINDZ_BABEH: :< fine then... be that way...
blackasnight45: i will
WINDZ_BABEH: >__>
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partygril984: …..so ganondorf
blackasnight45: so zelda.
partygril984: …......im bored
blackasnight45: thats nice.
partygril984: …....now im in the mood to talk dirty......
blackasnight45: that sucks.
partygril984: -____-
-two minute silence-
partygril984: …......we should do it
blackasnight45: we should definitely not
partygril984: no, we should
blackasnight45: dont you have a boyfriend?
partygril984: maybe... maybe not...
blackasnight45: hmmm.... okay, fine, we can talk dirty
partygril984: yayyyyy okay! ;3
blackasnight45: dont ever make that face again... it makes me think of shadow link... -eShudder-
partygril984: whoops, sorry
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partygril984: THAT WOULD HAPPEN
everyone besides partygril and blackasnight: huh?
partygril984: nevermind... ganon, open a private chat window...
sidebangsarehawt: zelda, be careful!!! its a trap!!!
blackasnight45: ohh, damn. you have certainly figured me out, link. -___-
sidebangsarehawt: ahaaaaaa! i knew it!
blackasnight45: youre over that whole zelda thinking youre gross thing already?
sidebangsarehawt: thanks to sheik! hes such a great friend... -eSniffle-
blackasnight45: too bad im going to ruin your happiness
sidebangsarehawt: how?!
blackasnight45: zelda s had sex with me, but never you
sidebangsarehawt: / ;________________; \
partygril984: what kind of face is that?
sidebangsarehawt: a crying face covering its ears....
insaneprsnofdoom: link, just stop talking
sidebangsarehawt: WHY?!
insaneprsnofdoom: because i have more important news!
partygril984: zant has a girlfriend?!
usurpderpdeederp: ;__;
insaneprsnofdoom: err, sadly no.... but it involves us going to that club!
partygril984: okay, we’re listening... well, reading...
sidebangsarehawt: IM NOT!!!!!
partygril984: everyone but link
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, so when we were at the club......
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLUB?!?! WE SHALL SEE IN PART TWO!!!!
Catching up: Link was going to be beaten up by some evil dudes that I’m too lazy to name, Ganondorf’s third wife was stolen, and Zelda started an “I hate Midna” club....
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partygril984: heyyy everyone but kaikoura!
shukaku132: hey! wth, not cool! :[
btdubsimad00d: wait, why are you mad at her now?
partygril984: BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON
shukaku132: i am not! ;__;
btdubsimad00d: why is she a horrible person?
partygril984: well one: she wont go clubbing with me ,and two: SHE GAVE ME A HORRID HAIRCUT
shukaku132: i did not! 3=
insaneprsnofdoom: oh please, it doesnt look bad
partygril984: yes it doooooooooooes ;__________;
btdubsimad00d: well... why did you let her give you a haircut then?
shukaku132: because i want to go to beauty school, so rabia offered zelda’s head as a test subject! dont judge us.... T^T
btdubsimad00d: when did you decide this? o.o
partygril984: like forever ago! damn, sheik, way to know your own fiancee...
btdubsimad00d: -_______-
shukaku132: its okay sheik, i dont even know what you do for a living...
partygril984: ...oh my Din... do any of us (besides like, me, ganon, link...) even have jobs? o.o
btdubsimad00d: uhh speaking of link... hes been awfully quiet... especially for himself
shukaku132: yeahh, whats up with that, man?
sidebangsarehawt: sorry... i know its disappointing...
insaneprsnofdoom: no, not really
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!! im just feeling lease then myself today...
insaneprsnofdoom: …..... -holds back urge to correct spelling and demean-
insaneprsnofdoom: must be all your broken bones ; especially that rib...
sidebangsarehawt: what about my rib? o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe i’m not implying that, in the midst of “saving” you from being beaten up yesterday, i may have broken one of your ribs... I would never do that!
sidebangsarehawt: >_> luckily for me, they have potions and fairies in hyrule to heal me...
insaneprsnofdoom; aw damn, i forgot about that...
sidebangsarehawt: >__________>
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe that face looks so silly
sidebangsarehawt: YOU ANGER ME!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: the feeling is mutual! :D
sidebangsarehawt: >_>
shukaku132: poor linky... :[
insaneprsnofdoom: sadly he’ll live
partygril984: HELLO!
insaneprsnofdoom: hi!
partygril984: hi :]
-ten minute awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: ….well that ruined the conversation
btdubsimad00d: yeahhh
partygril984: noooo :[
insaneprsnofdoom: no, it did
shukaku132: no, the conversation was just doomed anyway
partygril984: thaaaanks..
-another ten minute awkward silence-
btdubsimad00d; ….well this is fun...... ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: ZELDA
partygril984: yeees?
insaneprsnofdoom: i like your haircut...
partygril984: i hate it... I MISS MY LONG, FLOWY LOCKS!
insaneprsnofdoom: that was a link moment....
partygril984: …................youre right.......... o_O
insaneprsnofdoom: your bob looks adorable
shukaku132: its not a bob, its a ramona flower!
partygril984: tis too shoooooooort :’[
shukaku132: JEEZ, I’LL GIVE YOU HAIR EXTENSIONS IF YOU HATE IT THAT MUCH.... >.<
partygril984: YAYYYY come over then
shukaku132: okay...
partygril984: actually, everyone but sheik, come over!
btdubsimad00d: wait what!
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shukaku132: dont worry sheik, we’ll be back!
btdubsimad00d: wow, awesome -___-
shukaku132: sorry :’[
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btdubsimad00d: coooool -__-
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**.....WAIT, WHOA, WHY DID EVERYONE LEAVE? UGH... YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THIS... WELL, WHATEVER.... LET’S JUST SKIP AHEAD TO... SOMETHING... SEMI-INTERESTING...**
*THREE HOURS LATER*
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shukaku132: hellooo everybody!
insaneprsnofdoom: OMG HI SHADOW LINK, YOURE SUPER SEXY
hero_oftehworldz: hehehe tank you -w-
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT.... YOU, ME... CLUBBING.... NOW!!!
usurpderpdeederp: Wait, why now?
partygril984: ummm hello, can i get in on this?!
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, zelda, but this is just for me and zant
partygril984: 3’:
insaneprsnofdoom: byeeeeeeee
shukaku132: wait, you cant leave me here all alo--
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shukaku132: NOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
partygril984: hey, im here for you!!!
shukaku132: oh im thrilled
partygril984: was that sarcasm?!
shukaku132: of course not!
partygril984: oh.... is that sarcasm?!
shukaku132: so, uhhh anyway... any evil plans you wish to share?
hero_oftehworldz: not that i can think of!
blackasnight45: why would i share my plans? that would just be stupid...
shukaku132: well link isnt here, so why not?
sidebangsarehawt: UMM YES I AM
shukaku132: oh whoops... sorry linky
sidebangsarehawt: wow, good to know im THAT important to you!!!
shukaku132: daww youre important to me, link :<
blackasnight45: that makes one of us ; if Link wasnt here, or alive at all for that matter, our lives would be so much easier
sidebangsarehawt: GANONDORF, YOURE A FAT JERK
blackasnight45: oooh, very original
sidebangsarehawt: DHFSJHGJKSDGHKJSDGGIDH!!!
blackasnight45: is that the only comeback you can ever think of?
shukaku132: ganon, be nice!!!
blackasnight45: no
shukaku132: yes!
blackasnight45: i said no
shukaku132: and i said yes
blackasnight45: >_>
hero_oftehworldz: ooooh, what you gonna about that ganondorf?! xp
blackasnight45: im going to say no again
hero_oftehworldz: aww laaame, i wanted you guys to fight...
shukaku132: ummmm NO!!! hes like 500 lbs of pure muscle and im like 112 lbs of pure lazy!!!
hero_oftehworldz: sounds like a fair fight to me! :D
shukaku132: -___- sometimes i wish baaaad bad things would happen to you... but then i remember how sexy you are...
hero_oftehworldz: yeahhhhh ...wait what?
shukaku132: so anyway...
partygril984: i CANNOT believe rabia would fitch me like this!!!
shukaku132: would what?
partygril984: i mean ditch... sorry, links bad spelling skills are rubbing off on me
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA!!!!!!! ;___;
partygril984: sorry link.. but still!!!
hero_oftehworldz: maybe you cramp her style, zelda.... ;p xD :D
partygril984: you make wayyy too many faces ! and what!? thats so not true! :<
blackasnight45: no, i think he might be right... she was definitely hinting at that...
partygril984: you...you think so?! :[
shukaku132: i dont think so!
blackasnight45: youre marrying a woman -- we dont care about your opinion
shukaku132: first of all, sheik is a MAN! and second, WHAT?!?!!? ganondorf, you are so evil... like, legit...
blackasnight45: im not evil, i just tell it how it is
hero_oftehworldz: thats not why we dont care about her opinion! we dont care because shes not sexy, like midna ;3
shukaku132: -___-
hero_oftehworldz: face it, youz awkward
shukaku132: oh, and you guys arent?!
hero_oftehworldz: no, not really! ^ w ^
shukaku132: >___> thaaaaaaaaanks
blackasnight45: i dont remember if ive ever seen you in person, but personality wise youre definitely not sexy
shukaku132: THAAAAAAAAAAANKS, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHUT UP
hero_oftehworldz: bwahaha, you know we lurvz yew though -w-
shukaku132: yeahhh, riiiiight.... WAIT! heyy, youve seen me like 8000000 times before ganon! >_<
blackasnight45: i have? hmm... oh well. obviously i dont care enough to remember
shukaku132: ….SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME AND WILL DEFEND ME, PLEEEEASE LOG ON!
-again, a ten minute awkward silence-
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged on*
hero_oftehworldz: baahaha, poor kaikoura ;p
shukaku132: hey, vaati loves me!!! right vaati?
WINDZ_BABEH: of course i do! without you, i wouldnt be able to play monster pet shop all day!
shukaku132: um... well... thats not exactly my doing, but... ill take it! AHAAAA! -points at Shadow and sticks tongue out-
hero_oftehworldz: i believe you mean -ePointsAtShadowAndSti--
-everyone stops and stares at author suddenly-
**........WHAT? WHATS THE PROBLEM? KEEP TALKING!!**
hero_oftehworldz: how can we keep talking when all we here is your “inspirational” music? (readers, check authors note for link to this music, please....)
**HEY, WHATS WRONG WITH DAVID BOWIE?! YOU ALL JUST SUCK!!! SO IGNORE IT, AND I’LL CHANGE THE DAMN SONG JUST FOR ALL OF YOU!!!*
everyone but shukaku132: YAYYYY!
shukaku132: ….whats wrong with david bowie...?
**EXACTLY MY POINT!!! BUT WHATEVER... JUST KEEP TALKING, SHEESH!!!**
shukaku132: okay!! well, anyway... changing the subject from how everyone hates me to something else now...
hero_oftehworldz: lets talk about how everyone hates zelda! :D
sidebangsarehawt: WHOA WHOA WHOA, NOOOOOBODY hates my zelda!!!!!!!!! she is an angle!!!!!!
blackasnight45: shes an angle? really link?
sidebangsarehawt: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
hero_oftehworldz: fine fine fine...
partygril984: thaaaaaaaaaanks shadow >_> and thank you for defending me, link!
blackasnight45: can you guys just fuck and get it over with please? -__-
partygril984: ewwwwwwww no! gross!
sidebangsarehawt: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
partygril984: no offense....
hero_oftehworldz: baaaaaaaaaaahahaha because that makes it all better! xD
sidebangsarehawt: ;_________;
WINDZ_BABEH: poor link....
shukaku132: i agree! poor linky! i dont think youre gross!
sidebangsarehawt: YEAH, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE YOU DONT!
shukaku132: but.... i really dont....
blackasnight45: just shut up link
sidebangsarehawt: YOU KNOW WHAT.... IM LEAVING!!!! I NEED TO GO DO ANOTHER COMMERCIAL SOON ANYWAY.... not that anyone CARES!!!!!!!!!
blackasnight45: nope, we dont. now leave
sidebangsarehawt: SKDGFISDUGHJSRTIEHFISH!!!
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off in rage*
shukaku132: ganondorf, youre so mean!!!
blackasnight45: i am not
shukaku132: you are too!!!
hero_oftehworldz: fight, fight, fight!
shukaku132: -_____-
hero_oftehworldz: hehehehe ;]
blackasnight45: as “evil” as you claim i am, i wouldnt fight you
shukaku132: THANK you!!!!
blackasnight45: that wouldnt be fun at all ; youre too tiny for me
shukaku132: -____________________-
blackasnight45: i would touch you and youd die
shukaku132: wtf, malons like my size! and marin looks almost exactly the same as malon! how is this any different!
blackasnight45: because theyre more top heavy
shukaku132: -______________-
blackasnight45: aka youre flat
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUURRRRN xDD
shukaku132: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT... thanks a lot, ganondorf -___-why is everyone picking on me today?
partygril984: im not!
shukaku132: just a few hours ago you were saying how horrible of a person i was!
partygril984: yeah, but.... thats just saying the truth...
shukaku132: you guys are so mean!!! D:
WINDZ_BABEH: dawww, guysssss, be nice :[ and wait what about malon?!
shukaku132: …..............
WINDZ_BABEH: ….sorry, i just saw malons name and.... nevermind.... sorry
shukaku132: feelin the love, you guys....
hero_oftehworldz: you know we’re just kididng! youre like a brother to us! -eHug-
WINDZ_BABEH: d’awwwwwww -eHugToo-
shukaku132: but im a girl......
hero_oftehworldz: WHAT!? YOU ARE?! just kidding...
shukaku132: >__________> im leaving now....
WINDZ_BABEH: shadow, you so meeeean, be nice :[
hero_oftehworldz: im sorryyyyyyyy :’[ ill be nice....nicer....
WINDZ_BABEH: thank you...
shukaku132: im still leaving
blackasnight45: good, leave. youre annoying me
shukaku132: >___>
*shukaku132 has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH: GANONDORF!!!!! why are you so mean!
blackasnight45: because im the king of evil...?
WINDZ_BABEH: oh yeah... forgot about that...
partygril984: heyyy, im the only girl in here now!
WINDZ_BABEH; i wanna play ddr....
hero_oftehworldz: i wuv ddr...
WINDZ_BABEH: come play with meeee
hero_oftehworldz: but master, we just played yesterday...
WINDZ_BABEH: i know, but i want to some mooore :<
hero_oftehworldz: last night wasnt enough for you?!
WINDZ_BABEH: no, i want more. 3:<
hero_oftehworldz: okay, have it your way!
WINDZ_BABEH: thank you, and i will ; come un get meh! >;D
hero_oftehworldz: oh, im coming.. and im going to own you
partygril984: o.o
WINDZ_BABEH: what? you wanna play too?
partygril984: O.O
WINDZ_BABEH: what?
partygril984: you want more WHAT?!
WINDZ_BABEH; huh?
partygril984: what are you guys talking about...
WINDZ_BABEH: ddr...?
hero_oftehworldz: oh, we were talking about ddr? my bad...
partygril984: O<O
WINDZ_BABEH: i dont get it... huh?
blackasnight45: read that conversation again, vaati
WINDZ_BABEH: ….i still dont get it....
blackasnight45: -___-;;
WINDZ_BABEH; OHHHH WAIT, i get it.....
blackasnight45: do you now?
WINDZ_BABEH: ….no....
blackasnight45: wow vaati, just wow....
WINDZ_BABEH: WHOAAAAAAA WAIT, NOW I REALLY DO GET IT!! SHADOW!!!! :OOO
hero_oftehworldz: hehe yes, milord? ;]
WINDZ_BABEH: …....come play with me
partygril984: O.O
WINDZ_BABEH; im kidding....
hero_oftehworldz: i wasnt... let me play with you, master... ;]
WINDZ_BABEH: …...as in... ddr?
hero_oftehworldz: -___- lord vaati, youre no fun...
WINDZ_BABEH: no, i am... you would no
hero_oftehworldz: im going down now
partygril984: O____________o
hero_oftehworldz: hehe not like that xD i meant to play ddr
WINDZ_BABEH: yayyyy, okay! ill be waiting!
hero_oftehworldz: okayyyyzzz
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
WINDZ_BABEH; yayyy! does anyone else want to join us?
blackasnight45: definitely not
WINDZ_BABEH: :< fine then... be that way...
blackasnight45: i will
WINDZ_BABEH: >__>
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
partygril984: …..so ganondorf
blackasnight45: so zelda.
partygril984: …......im bored
blackasnight45: thats nice.
partygril984: …....now im in the mood to talk dirty......
blackasnight45: that sucks.
partygril984: -____-
-two minute silence-
partygril984: …......we should do it
blackasnight45: we should definitely not
partygril984: no, we should
blackasnight45: dont you have a boyfriend?
partygril984: maybe... maybe not...
blackasnight45: hmmm.... okay, fine, we can talk dirty
partygril984: yayyyyy okay! ;3
blackasnight45: dont ever make that face again... it makes me think of shadow link... -eShudder-
partygril984: whoops, sorry
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
partygril984: THAT WOULD HAPPEN
everyone besides partygril and blackasnight: huh?
partygril984: nevermind... ganon, open a private chat window...
sidebangsarehawt: zelda, be careful!!! its a trap!!!
blackasnight45: ohh, damn. you have certainly figured me out, link. -___-
sidebangsarehawt: ahaaaaaa! i knew it!
blackasnight45: youre over that whole zelda thinking youre gross thing already?
sidebangsarehawt: thanks to sheik! hes such a great friend... -eSniffle-
blackasnight45: too bad im going to ruin your happiness
sidebangsarehawt: how?!
blackasnight45: zelda s had sex with me, but never you
sidebangsarehawt: / ;________________; \
partygril984: what kind of face is that?
sidebangsarehawt: a crying face covering its ears....
insaneprsnofdoom: link, just stop talking
sidebangsarehawt: WHY?!
insaneprsnofdoom: because i have more important news!
partygril984: zant has a girlfriend?!
usurpderpdeederp: ;__;
insaneprsnofdoom: err, sadly no.... but it involves us going to that club!
partygril984: okay, we’re listening... well, reading...
sidebangsarehawt: IM NOT!!!!!
partygril984: everyone but link
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, so when we were at the club......
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLUB?!?! WE SHALL SEE IN PART TWO!!!!