TLOZ Chatroom

TLOZ Chatroom 18 pt. 2

WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLUB?!?! WE SHALL SEE IN PART TWO!!!!

Previously: Rabia was about to reveal big news.....

-awkward silence-
partygril984: why didnt you say what happened?! tell us!
insaneprsnofdoom: i was pausing for dramatic effect! but yes, anyway, zant and I were at the club when we met this awesome magician guy.... i started talking about how being a zora in the overworld was such a pain after a while, and he said he could change me to any race i wanted!
partygril984: really?! so did he change you?! and into what?!
insaneprsnofdoom: hold on, im getting to that! sheesh... so i told him what i wanted to be, and he said if i danced with him for the rest of the night he would change me into that race -- so i did and he changed me.... into.... A GERUDO!!! YAYYYY!
blackasnight45: -_________-
insaneprsnofdoom: arent you super excited, ganondorf? :p
blackasnight45: actually... yes, i am....
insaneprsnofdoom: o_____O
blackasnight45: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: i read the chat history, i know what you and zelda are doing in a private window...
sidebangsarehawt; HUH!??!?!?
blackasnight45: oh, well yeah. but i didnt mean excited in that way. i meant because now i can rule and control you because im your king!
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm, yeahhh about that....
blackasnight45: about what?
insaneprsnofdoom: you see, im a pretty special person... and with that said, im not going to settle for being a lowly guard or thief or something...
blackasnight45: umm... all gerudos are thieves though... even the high ranking ones...
insaneprsnofdoom: well i dont want to be a LOWLY thief! so anyway, youre going to make me queen of the gerudo!
blackasnight45: oh, i am now? when was this established?
insaneprsnofdoom: yep, you are -- because i established this a few minutes ago
shukaku132: UMMMMMMMM RABIA, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE PLEASE.....
insaneprsnofdoom: sure!
sidebangsarehawt: D: ZELDA!!!!!!! why would you talk dirty with ganondorf... he just wants to corrupt you and steal your innocence.... ;__;
blackasnight45: what innocence? zeldas a skank
sidebangsarehawt: YOU SEE THE WAY HE DISRESPECTS YOU?! zelda, dont subject yourself to this treatment! DDDDDDDDDD’:
partygril984: heyyy, im not a skank! >:[ and thank you for your concern, link, but i’ll be okay
sidebangsarehawt: zelda.... i really wish you would just listen to me.... T___T
insaneprsnofdoom: oh stop with the friggen drama, link
sidebangsarehawt: >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: anyway, yep! youre making me the queen, ganondorf!
shukaku132: RABIA!!!!!! >.< what did we just have a conversation about?!
insaneprsnofdoom: i know, i know, hes evil... but whatever, i want to control people!
blackasnight45: what happened to prince ralis?
insaneprsnofdoom: hes too young for me ; and besides, i could never control everyone with him around!
blackasnight45: but with me around you can? ha, you’re funny.
insaneprsnofdoom: now ask me to be your queen, ganon!
blackasnight45: no.
insaneprsnofdoom: yes!
shukaku132: are we going to go through this again?!
btdubsimad00d: dont do it, ganondorf! o.o
insaneprsnofdoom: sheik, shut up! no one asked you!
shukaku132: heyyy, be nice to sheik! hes the voice of reason here!
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA, WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!?
partygril984: o.o
btdubsimad00d: link, help us convince ganondorf to say no!
blackasnight45: i already said no!
btdubsimad00d: well... continue to say no!
sidebangsarehawt: why would i help?!
btdubsimad00d: well... you know how much pain rabia causes you now?
sidebangsarehawt: ….o.o yes.... what about it?
btdubsimad00d: imagine how much more pain she could cause if she was a QUEEN...
sidebangsarehawt: O___________O GANONDORF, SAY NO!
insaneprsnofdoom: hehehe, when i become queen, im soooo going to hurt you more, link... -w-
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOOOO!!! SAY NO!!!!!
blackasnight45: rabia, i wouldnt be able to control you as easily if you were my queen... so.... im going to have to pass
btdubsimad00d: oh thank din....
insaneprsnofdoom: hmm so let me get this straight... you want a queen who is weak and will bend to your will, therefore you would control all?
blackasnight45: yep.
insaneprsnofdoom: but if you were SMART, you would have a queen who was ALSO sick and twisted and crazy like you so you could control and conquer MORE
blackasnight45: ….point taken.... but its not that i wouldnt want to conquer more lands, its just i would want to conquer more by myself and control it on my own ; im more greedy than stupid
insaneprsnofdoom: …....but think of the MASS DESTRUCTION.... we could have a dungeon in our basement and fill it with innocent victims... i AM a master of torture, you know...
blackasnight45: hmmm.... -eStrokesBeardInThought- that DOES sound tempting...
btdubsimad00d: no it doesnt, she would control everything and you would control absolutely nothing!
insaneprsnofdoom: SHEIK, SHUT UP!
sidebangsarehawt: rabia, think of how DISGUSTING ganondorf is... that nasty olive green skin --
insaneprsnofdoom: racist much!!!
sidebangsarehawt: his ability to turn into a pig!!!--
insaneprsnofdoom: im an animal lover!
sidebangsarehawt: his MASSIVE and muscular body!!!!--
insaneprsnofdoom: he has sexy abs!
sidebangsarehawt; and the fact that hes -- you know -- TOTALLY CRAZY!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: link... read my screen name again.... i dont care if hes crazy because SO AM I!!!
shukaku132: that sounds like it should be a song or something...
insaneprsnofdoom: ….....omg it DOES!
sidebangsarehawt; DONT MAKE HER YOUR QUEEEEEEEN!
btdubsimad00d: its a baaaaad idea, ganondorf!
sidebangsarehawt: she’ll make sure you only eat vegetables because shes a vegetarian --
blackasnight45: i have been meaning to eat more veggies...
sidebangsarehawt: she’ll redecorate the ENTIRE fortress to HER taste --
blackasnight45: the fortress would probably look better with some new floors...
sidebangsarehawt: she’ll make you shave your beard!!!!!!!!!! --
blackasnight45: it does need a trim...
sidebangsarehawt: and last, but definitely not least, she will EAT ALL THE DESERT’S CHOCOLATES!!!
blackasnight45: oh thank almighty Din! the guards have been looking so chunky lately, she would be doing everyone a favor
btdubsimad00d: -_____- link, youre making this worse
sidebangsarehawt: IM TRYING MY HARDEST, OKAY SHEIK?! IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON!!!
shukaku132: im not a peeeeerfeeect peeeerrsoooooon! theres many things i wish i didnt doooo! but i continue leaaaaaarniiiiing! i never meant to do those things to youuuuu! and so i--
sidebangsarehawt; STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A SONG, KAIKOURA!!!
shukaku132: sorry....
insaneprsnofdoom: soooo? yes?
blackasnight45: hmmm... sure, why not. we can get married.
insaneprsnofdoom: YAYYYYYYYYYY! world domination, here i COOOOOME!
btdubsimad00d: ...has she always been this evil... i feel like she was at least holding it all back until a few minutes ago...
shukaku132: yeah, pretty much...
btdubsimad00d: we’re doomed..
sidebangsarehawt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GANONDORF, WHY?!
blackasnight45: why not?
sidebangsarehawt: this sucks........ everything sucks..............
insaneprnsofdoom: muhahahahah, link, im going to cause you so much pain ;3
sidebangsarehawt: GANONDORF, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
blackasnight45: not everything revolves around you and your needs, fairy boy.
sidebangsarehawt: -eGASP- DONT EVER CALL ME THAT!!!!!!! it reminds me of.... -eSniffle- ….MALON..... ;_____;
blackasnight45: and this is my caring face.
sidebangsarehawt: -eDramaticAnakinSkywalkerEpisodeThreeScream- I HATE YOUUUUUUUUHHH!!!!!!!
blackasnight45: again, this is my caring face
sidebangsarehawt: SHEIK, COMFORT ME!
insaneprsnofdoom: whoa, you and sheik cant “comfort” each other anymore, link -- he has a fiancee!!!
sidebangsarehawt: not THAT kind of COMFORT!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: mmmmmhm, sureeeeee
usurpderpdeederp: Well, I’m bored. I’ll talk to you guys later bye.
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: NOOOOOOOOO!
shukaku132: OMT PERFECT TIME TO LINK TO MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE.... NOOOOOOOO!
blackasnight45: ….kaikoura, you really need to get a life.....
shukaku132: dont judge me, ganondorf!!!!!
blackasnight45: too late
shukaku132: -______-
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe im so excited to be queen! i can control EVERYBODYYYYY!
shukaku132: the gerudo desert is one of the most scarcely populated places in hyrule though...
insaneprsnofdoom:..... i swear to everything holy, if you ruin my dream, i will hate you
shukaku132: sorry ;___; its just the truth!
sidebangsarehawt: yeah, until they start having.... DEMON BABIES!!!! with their freaky golden eyes... and their sweaty tan bodies... and their.... their.... on second thought, can you guys hook me up?
blackasnight45: UMMM WTF NO?
sidebangsarehawt: oh... but... but... I WANT A HOT GERUDO BABE, TOO! ;<;
insaneprsnofdoom: link, you make the weirdest damn faces...
blackasnight45: you are beyond creepy
sidebangsarehawt: ME?!
blackasnight45: nooooo
shukaku132: -- (is about to link to NOOOOOOO again)
blackasnight45: im saying it sarcastically, not dramatically!
shukaku132: dang it...
sidebangsarehawt: YOURE THE ONE MARRYING A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: umm i have tits!! do i look ten to you?!
sidebangsarehawt: close enough!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: IM LIKE THE SAME AGE AS YOU PRETTY MUCH...
sidebangsarehawt: LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh my jesus, you are so friggen dumb...
sidebangsarehawt: whats a jesus?
insaneprsnofdoom: your mom link, your mom
sidebangsarehawt: …....IM AN ORPHAN........
insaneprsnofdoom: …......SORRY, I FORGOT.......
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off “crying”*
blackasnight45: hes such a little bitch
insaneprsnofdoom: he SO is
btdubsimad00d: why are you guys so mean to link all the time!
insaneprsnofdoom: AHHHHH ITS A SHEIK! i forgot you were online!!!
btdubsimad00d: -_______-
insaneprsnofdoom: hehe you and kaikoura are cuuuuute ;]
btdubsimad00d: dont change the subject!
insaneprsnofdoom: fine... idk because... he deserves it?
btdubsimad00d: he does NOT deserve it!
insaneprsnofdoom: are you links bitch sheik? huh? are you?
partygril984: no, hes my bitch
insaneprsnofdoom: umm, no, hes links bitch
partygril984: shouldnt he be kaikoura’s bitch now?
insaneprsnofdoom: depends... would kaikoura be the dominant one?!
shukaku132: WHOAAA WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS...
insaneprsnofdoom: ….hmmm.... yeah, she probably would
partygril984: ...hes still my bitch though, because he used to be a part of me

**TECHNICALLY, HE’S MY BITCH. WUT WUT.**

insaneprsnofdoom: …...damn shes good.........
partygril984: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!
btdubsimad00d: o.o
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
sidebangsarehawt: HEYYYYY GUESS WHAT!
insaneprsnofdoom: hes so bipolar...
sidebangsarehawt: SHUT UP!!!!!! i got somefin special... >w<
insaneprsnofdoom: and what is that?
sidebangsarehawt: MMMMMMMMMAGIC MUSHROOMS!
insaneprsnofdoom: …did you manage to get high in the five seconds you were offline?
sidebangsarehawt: nope, im waiting to share dem with my best friends.... SHEIK..... AND........ uh...... ZELDA
btdubsimad00d: what?
sidebangsarehawt: COME OVAH!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: such druggies...
btdubsimad00d: heyyy, im not a druggie, why am i --
sidebangsarehawt: DONT CATE!!!!!! just come over!!!!
btdubsimad00d: ugh fine
partygril984: SHROOMS?! count me in!!
*partygril984 has logged off*
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
sidebangsarehawt: oh, and the rest of you arent invited! BYEEEE
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: omg hes going to end up burning down marths house next...
shukaku132: o.o oh my...... lets.... go.... play ddr with shadow and vaati cause i just read the chat history
insaneprsnofdoom: OKAY!! bye ganon!!!
blackasnight45: bye
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*shukaku132 has logged off*
blackasnight45: ….... im definitely going to regret getting married to her..... ._.
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
*anyone unimportant that I forgot has logged off*

WHAT?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! WILL LINK SHARE HIS SHROOMS WITH ANYONE ELSE?! WILL HE BURN DOWN MARTH’S HOME WHEN HES HIGH?! WILL RABIA AND GANONDORF REALLY GET MARRIED?! WHO IS THE TRUE DDR MASTER?! DID SHADOW LINK AND VAATI “PLAY” WITH EACH OTHER LAST NIGHT?! WHO KNOWS... WHO WANTS TO KNOW?! I KNOW I DO!!!!! SO STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME, READAAAAHHHS!!!!
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Yep, weird shit. I know, I know.