TLOZ Chatroom

This is Link ;
You should read this, wink wink.
Okay, so here I go --
I swear I'll try not to be too slow.

This is regarding the author ;
Her writers block is rather awful.
She's been MIA for a while,
In the meantime Ghirahim creeps on us like a pedophile.

She sits alone and sleeps a lot,
Just trying to find a way to think a thought.
She's got nothing -- she's brain dead --
No matter how long she spends in her head.

So until she can get on track,
Or even consider coming back,
She had me write you guys this thing right here.
Hold on while I grab a beer.

........

Okay, so anyway,
Now to find how to keep this writers block at bay.
Once this task is done,
And the author can think of something fun,
She will return with the next chapter
Of this TLOZ chatroom!

......

Me: so what'd you guys think of my poem?! -giant grin-
Shadow: -stifles a laugh and looks away with a snicker-
Zelda: ... No wonder you're not a poet Link. Sheik should have written one -- he's the poetic one of this group.
Me: WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD?!
Vaati: Heyyyyyy, wait a minute! Zelda, why are you here? The author only asked for --
Zelda: NUTS TO WHAT THE AUTHOR SAYS!!! I wanted to be here!
Shadow: oooooh, rebellion... Sexy, I like ;3
Zelda: oh shut up, Shadow Link.
Link: Zelda can be here if she wants to be here -- she's a princess!
Vaati: yeah, but she's not the author! And what the author says goes!
Shadow: True dat!
Ganon: go away Zelda, you're ruining my happiness.
Zelda: no one asked you!
Vaati: Link, your last two lines didn't rhyme though!
Shadow: master, don't encourage him...
Vaati: -grumbles and sits in corner... Plays monster pet shop-
Link: ...okay, I guess that's all for now! Stay tuned for more chatroominess... Well, eventually.
Shadow l: in the meantime, I'm going to convince the writer to throw some of MY ideas into this story ;]
Link: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!
Shadow: hehe ;]
Zelda: well, whatever! Just stay tuned, readers!
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