TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 20 pt. 2

Previously...
Rabia asked Link if he was on drugs, and Malon is being moody...

sidebangsarehawt: what do you mean “again”?
insaneprsnofdoom: when i saw you at the market yesterday you were high too! ¾ of the time i see you, youre on drugs!
sidebangsarehawt: am not...
insaneprsnofdoom: you know, youre going to die from a loss of brain cells one day...
blackasnight45: the very little brain cells you have
sidebangsarehawt: :[
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: GANONDORF!!! what the hell!!! stop making people log off! i wasnt done insulting him!!
blackasnight45: my bad
-ten minute silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: ganon, im worried about vaati and shadow! theyve been gone for a loooong time..
blackasnight45: theyve been gone for like twelve minutes, no big deal
insaneprsnofdoom: but really!! what if malon DID kill them?!
blackasnight45: ….have you ever met malon....
insaneprsnofdoom:.... okay, yeah, theyre probably not dead
-three minute silence-
*WINDZ_BABEH has returned from being afk*
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from being afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: ganny! theyre back!!!
blackasnight45: oh yayyy....
hero_oftehworldz: baahahaha heyy :p
insaneprsnofdoom: so what happened?!
hero_oftehworldz: xD
WINDZ_BABEH: ...well, she was randomly all happy and better and stuff and she was all,”ohh, we should order a bunch of chinese food for everyone,” and “lets go sailing in the clouds, we can bring shadow and midna!” and stuff like that...
insaneprsnofdoom: uhuhhhh... aaaaand?
WINDZ_BABEH: and then, i said those ideas sounded great, but it was too dark to go sailing and she like FLIPPED again... :[
hero_oftehworldz: keep reading, it gets better... xD
WINDZ_BABEH: no it doesnt!!! and then she started crying and saying how i pay more attention to my moblins than i do to her, and i was all,”thats not true!” and then she like randomly ran to the bathroom. THEN, a few minutes later i got worried and went to check on her, and OF COURSE, she was running out (with a BUCKET OF PUKE) and it spilled AAAAAAAAAALL over me... SHADOW STOP LAUGHING....
hero_oftehworldz: my lord, i would never!
WINDZ_BABEH: I CAN HEAR YOU!!! D:
insaneprsnofdoom: mood swings... puking... wanting chinese food?! VAATI, SHES SO KNOCKED UP!!!
WINDZ_BABEH: what?! no!!
insaneprsnofdoom: -eSingSongVoice- deniiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaalll....
WINDZ_BABEH: she cant be, thats totally impossible!!!
blackasnight45: obviously, considering you have the penis of a twelve year old boy
WINDZ_BABEH: tee freakin hee ganondorf >_>
insaneprsnofdoom: face the facts, vaati... shes pregnant
WINDZ_BABEH: but im too young to be a father! D:
insaneprsnofdoom: ...arent you... like... 120 or something?
WINDZ_BABEH: ...physically and mentally im too young! besides, i dont even remember ever having... relations with her
hero_oftehworldz: really? because i remember hearing you guys wh-- -eIsPunchedInTheHeadAndFallsOutOfChair-
WINDZ_BABEH: so yeah anyway... -ahem-
insaneprsnofdoom: ….you guys so did it....
WINDZ_BABEH: ...okay, i admit it... but it was once!! and only like five days ago! and besides, i used a contraceptive spell!
hero_oftehworldz: -eCrawlsBackIntoSeat- but master, you could have said a part of the spell wrong -- you havent used it in almost 100 years!
blackasnight45: looooooool fail.
insaneprsnofdoom: xD
WINDZ_BABEH: shut up! >___<
hero_oftehworldz: OH MY DIN... LORD VAATI...
WINDZ_BABEH: oh what?!
hero_oftehworldz: ...youre not human...
WINDZ_BABEH: ...okayyy, but arent all of us not human? your point is...?
hero_oftehworldz: therefore, it wouldnt have to take two weeks for her to know if shes pregnant, duhhh...
WINDZ_BABEH: ...is that a hint for me to find out...
hero_oftehworldz: no sir, i’ll check how long it would take, its all good
WINDZ_BABEH: yayyy for having minions! :3
-a moment later-
hero_oftehworldz: okay, so this book says it would take anywhere from two to nine days for her to know if she was pregnant
insaneprsnofdoom: soooo basically... YOUR SPELL DIDNT WORK...
WINDZ_BABEH: T__T oh dear triforce, what if its true?!
insaneprsnofdoom: xD sucks for you! maybe you should have used an actual CONDOM instead of a SPELL
WINDZ_BABEH: but that spell has never failed me!
blackasnight45: yeah, obviously it worked so well this time
WINDZ_BABEH: YOURE NOT HELPING
insaneprsnofdoom: since when does ganondorf help you? omg inside joke from like seventh grade... nevermind then vaati, he does help... A LOT ;3
WINDZ_BABEH: wtf okay? i dont get it
insaneprsnofdoom: and im not explaining it! xD
WINDZ_BABEH: THEN WHY BRING IT UP?! ugh you confuse me...
hero_oftehworldz: my lord... if malon IS pregnant... the baby would be delivered at the LATEST in two months... o___o
WINDZ_BABEH: D: why me...
blackasnight45: because youre a terrible magician and your spells are shit
WINDZ_BABEH: i really hate you...
blackasnight45: and i really dont care
insaneprsnofdoom: wait, does that mean... because you have purple skin, you have a purple penis?!
WINDZ_BABEH: umm lets NOT talk about this?!
blackasnight45: no, we’re talking about it
WINDZ_BABEH: why?! we dont have to talk about the color of YOURS!
insaneprsnofdoom: yeah, but if HIS was purple, we’d be talking about his too!
WINDZ_BABEH: its NOT purple!
insaneprsnofdoom: is it white?
WINDZ_BABEH: NO!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: is it blue?
WINDZ_BABEH: -___- NO.
insaneprsnofdoom: is it orange like your pants?
WINDZ_BABEH: really...
insaneprsnofdoom: vaati, dont lie! its one of the above!
WINDZ_BABEH: we really DONT have to talk about this!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: yes we do
blackasnight45: so its purple.
WINDZ_BABEH: yes -- WAIT NO
blackasnight45: too late, you admitted it
hero_oftehworldz: its okay, my lord, its a pretty shade of purple!
-awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: uhhh whyyy do you know that...
hero_oftehworldz: uhh not for that reason... I just... saw it once, so dont go there, ganondorf!
blackasnight45: yeah, oookay then
WINDZ_BABEH: SHADOW, JUST STOP!!! you are bad!!! go in the hole!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: the hole? o.o vaati, that is no way to ask him to have sex with you..
WINDZ_BABEH: thats not what i meant!! the hole is where he has to stay when i punish him!
hero_oftehworldz: but.. but... master.... :’[
WINDZ_BABEH: ...dont do that! dont look at me like that! i can see you, im just ignoring it!
hero_oftehworldz: -eSniffle- m-m-m-master? ;^;
WINDZ_BABEH: …....ughhh, fine... ill spare you this one time... go check on malon, and dont let me see you! youll only further anger me!
hero_oftehworldz: yes master...
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: awww, look what you did to my shadow! bad vaati!
WINDZ_BABEH: YOUR shadow? technically, hes MY shadow
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves me more!
WINDZ_BABEH: he loves ME more! hes my servant AND best friend!
insaneprsnofdoom: you put him in time out! BEST FRIENDS DONT DO THAT!
WINDZ_BABEH: YES THEY DO!
insaneprsnofdoom: youre a bad friend, vaati...
WINDZ_BABEH: >__> im going to check on malon as well, so GOODBYE
blackasnight45: you know, pregnant chicks are always horny, so you better get some now before she realizes how gross you are
WINDZ_BABEH: GOODBYE
*WINDZ_BABEH has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: soooo ganondorf ;]
blackasnight45: soooo rabia
insaneprsnofdoom: lets go to beeed ;]
blackasnight45: okay, sounds good
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
*blackasnight45 has logged off*

THIS WAS KIND OF WAY TOO SHORT, BUT WHATEVER! IS MALON REEEEEALLY PREGNANT? WILL VAATI GET REVENGE ON RABIA AND GANONDORF FOR MAKING FUN OF HIS PURPLE PENIS?! WILL SHADOW LINK EVER BE FORGIVEN?! WILL LINK STILL BE STONED NEXT TIME?! WILL ZELDA GET A NEW BOYFRIEND?!?! AND LASTLY, WHY HAS LINK STILL NOT REVEALED WHO HAS HAS TO MARRY?! WE MAY FIND OUT... OR NOT!!! EITHER WAY, UNTIL NEXT TIME -- STAY TUNED!!!!!!!