TLOZ Chatroom
TLOZ Chatroom 21
tloz chatroom 21 pt. 1
Catching up: Hyrule Castle was taken over because Zelda is a horrible leader, and now she, Peach and Sheik are locked away in the dungeon. Malon is moody and pregnant, Vaati is stressed about how incompetent his magic abilities are, Shadow made his master angry but nobody really cares except for Rabia, who moved into the desert’s newly built castle, and everybody else has been elsewhere...
**THANK YOU FOR WRITING THAT BEAUTIFUL RECAP, GANONDORF...**
Ganondorf: Anytime! Ahhahahahaha...
**....NOW, ON WITH THE CHATROOM!**
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
partygril984: guys! i need your help!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh zelda!!! with what?! whats wrong?! where are you?!
partygril984: peach, sheik and i are all trapped in the dungeon of the castle! someone usurped the throne!!!
shukaku132: wow, this is some deja vu....
partygril984: how did you know that?! ARE YOU IN ON THIS?! ohhh, i should have known! this is all you and midna’s idea, isnt it?!
shukaku132: huh? what are you talking about?
partygril984: i heard the two talking and one of them has the name “deja”! so you must know about this!!!
shukaku132: whoa wait DEJAH? are you sure you heard that correctly?
partygril984: im absolutely sure!!!! and the other one is “dry coke” or something
shukaku132: dry coke? what?
sidebangsarehawt: isnt most coke dry?
shukaku132: yeah, really, im confused....
partygril984: oh wait, maybe it was “dry coat...” no... maybe “dray coat”? whatever that means...
insaneprsnofdoom: whoaaaa you mean DRACO?
partygril984: yes!!! draco!!! thats what it was! damn my best friend is good! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: what is draco doing in hyrule?!
partygril984: i dont know! whos draco?!
insaneprsnofdoom: remember that crossover chat we had a few months ago?
partygril984: mhm!
insaneprsnofdoom: he was in that... draco malfoy!
partygril984: ahaaa! thats why he had a magical stick!
insaneprsnofdoom: -___- its a wand, but... sure!
hero_oftehworldz: ugh, you think YOURE having a bad day? i have this little bug who keeps yelling “HEY! HELLO! LISTEN!”
sidebangsarehawt: omg navi?!
hero_oftehworldz: i dont think so! it says its name is ivan, and it wont SHUT UP...
sidebangsarehawt: what color is it?
hero_oftehworldz: red
sidebangsarehawt: not blue?
hero_oftehworldz: i know my colors, link
sidebangsarehawt: how should i know?! sucks for you then if youre stuck with a stupid fairy!!
hero_oftehworldz: im trying to get it to go to you! so HA!
sidebangsarehawt: pshh, trust me, that never works...
hero_oftehworldz: AGHHH MAKE IT STOP! -eCoversEars-
partygril984: guys, come on! theyve been beating sheik for like twenty minutes now!
insaneprsnofdoom: why are they beating sheik?
partygril984: I DONT KNOWWWWWW D:
insaneprsnofdoom: ...wait... how are you on a computer then if theyre right there?
partygril984: theyre very oblivious...
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm point taken...
partygril984: do you guys know where the dungeon is?
insaneprsnofdoom: nope
shukaku132: isnt it in the b--
*partygril984 has been disconnected*
shukaku132: ….should we go save her and sheik?
sidebangsarehawt: and peach?!
shukaku132: …...mehhhh....... maybe....
sidebangsarehawt: come on guys! we have to go save them! THEY DEPEND ON US!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: theyve depended on us before and you never helped them!
sidebangsarehawt: BUT IM DIFFERNET NOW!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: …...obviously not
sidebangsarehawt: >___> YOURE NEVER GOING TO LET THAT GO, ARE YOU?!
insaneprsnofdoom: stop typing in all caps!!!
sidebangsarehawt: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: remember link, im ganondorfs queen now!!! i have unlimited power and a torture chamber!!!
sidebangsarehawt: okay okay, im done!!! o.o
hero_oftehworldz: can i watch if you torture him?
insaneprsnofdoom: of course shadow! :D
hero_oftehworldz: yayyy :3
sidebangsarehawt: you guys are sick!!!!! im going to save zelda!!!!!
shukaku132: wait link!!! im coming with yo--
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
shukaku132: what the hell, man!!! why isnt anybody listening to me today?!
hero_oftehworldz: im listening to you! <3
shukaku132: awwww<3
hero_oftehworldz: well, technically i only listen to you from under your bed when youre with sheik
shukaku132: >__>
hero_oftehworldz: ;]
shukaku132: ….you guys sicken me sometimes.... >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: hey!!!
shukaku132: no offense
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
hero_oftehworldz: MIDNAAAAAAA<3 :D
shukaku132: midna! hurry, we have to go save zelda, sheik and peach from these people i know that usurped the throne!!!
twilight_dwelleR: oh no!! talk about deja vu!! lets go!
shukaku132: okay! wait...
twilight_dwelleR: what?
shukaku132: ...i feel this rescue party isnt big enough... lets get one more person! wanna join anybody?
hero_oftehworldz: fuck dat shiaaat, i need to get this fairy away from me
insaneprsnofdoom: ughhh, i ALWAYS have to help save people... maybe next time
shukaku132: fine then! we’ll take a REAL hero with us! come on midna, lets go get sexy tet to help us!
twilight_dwelleR: good idea!
shukaku132: bye everyo--
hero_oftehworldz: BYE MIDNA<3333<3<3 TT<TT < | 3 ill miss youuuu
shukaku132: >________> you really suck, like honestly
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*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: :[[[[[[[[
insaneprsnofdoom: awww whats wrong shadow?
hero_oftehworldz: midna didnt say hi to me! or bye! or anything for that matter... 3:
insaneprsnofdoom: aww its okay, lovey -eHug- she was just busy! thats all!
hero_oftehworldz: i hope so :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ now im all sad.... meh....
insaneprsnofdoom: its okay though!!! are you and vaati all better now?
hero_oftehworldz: oh gosh.... well, i guess you could say so...
insaneprsnofdoom: what do you mean you could say so?
hero_oftehworldz: well, master has been really moody too lately
insaneprsnofdoom: OMG IS HE PREGNANT TOO?!
hero_oftehworldz: if he was, i would hit the author for making this an mpreg story!!! >__> so no, he is not pregnant!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh good... then why is he being moody?
hero_oftehworldz: idk, something about how malon is going to hate him forever
insaneprsnofdoom: why? what did he do?!
hero_oftehworldz: uhhh got her pregnant?
insaneprsnofdoom: oh... i thought he did something else too that would have made it worse...
hero_oftehworldz: not to my knowledge!
insaneprsnofdoom: well i bet malon doesnt hate him! shes probably just being hormonal!
hero_oftehworldz: probably... but you know lord vaati
insaneprsnofdoom: why dont you remind him that theres a possibility that it could be a boy?
hero_oftehworldz: how would that make him feel better?
insaneprsnofdoom: well remember that conversation he had with ganondorf about how he could outdo him by having a boy instead of a girl?
hero_oftehworldz: oh yeahhh! ...heyyy, wait a minute, you werent even online when that conversation happened were you?!
insaneprsnofdoom: was i? hmm... i honestly dont remember... xD all i know is that I KNOW!
hero_oftehworldz: you know... if i tell him he could outdo ganon... maybe that would make him feel better!
insaneprsnofdoom: maybe!
hero_oftehworldz: ahhhhhh im gonna go try it! :D thanks!
insaneprsnofdoom: no problem, sexy!
hero_oftehworldz: ill be back!
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: -eSigh- alooooooooooone....
-a few moments pass-
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT!!! MY LOOOOVE!
usurpderpdeederp: MHM!
insaneprsnofdoom: what?
usurpderpdeederp: Obviously you don’t love me that much! You didn’t even tell me about your marriage with... with... GANONDORF....
insaneprsnofdoom: why does everyone make it seem so bad? sheesh...
usurpderpdeederp: Because IT IS BAD. He is a horrible person... pig.... Gerudo... thing!
insaneprsnofdoom: dawww is zant jealous?
usurpderpdeederp: No! Zant is alone! And cold! And ALONE!!!! Do you know the only music I hear down here? ROB ZOMBIE... It’s not very uplifting after you hear it for the fifth week straight!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh zant, you poor poor soul.... -eHug- its okay..
usurpderpdeederp: No its not! -eSigh- I guess I’ll live though... Actually, no I won’t.... but whatever...
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
usurpderpdeederp: THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR WEDDING...
blackasnight45: youre dead and annoying, why would we invite you?
usurpderpdeederp: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh sheik, its okay...
usurpderpdeederp: SHEIK?!
insaneprsnofdoom: whoops, i mean zant xD why did i call you sheik?
usurpderpdeederp: RABIA!!!! NOT COOL!!!!
blackasnight45: zant, just give up.
usurpderpdeeeeeeeeederp: I gave up a long time ago... AND WHY IS THE DEE IN MY NAME SO LONG...
blackasnight45: because youre a derp
usurpderpdeederp: -eSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH-
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: ganon, stop doing that!!!!
blackasnight45: stop doing what?
insaneprsnofdoom: making people leave! i wasnt done talking to him! he never logs on!
blackasnight45: oh well
insaneprsnofdoom: >____>
blackasnight45: so how are you?
insaneprsnofdoom: >_______> ill be right back....
blackasnight45: okay
-a moment or two later-
insaneprsnofdoom: ummm im back
blackasnight45: umm okay
insaneprsnofdoom: so, i was about to go to the bathroom when i decided to snoop in your study instead...
blackasnight45: ...well, at least youre honest about it
insaneprsnofdoom: ...may i ask you why you have to pay 12,000 rupees in child support? xD
blackasnight45: because technically ive fathered like fifty of the children born in the past ten years, and all these bitches think its funny to make me pay 300 rupees per month for each kid
insaneprsnofdoom: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaabaahahahahahahaha xD
blackasnight45: >__> teehee
insaneprsnofdoom: ohhh your life sucks... hahahah xD
blackasnight45: oh well, i dont care. i have plenty of money anyway so it doesnt matter to me
insaneprsnofdoom: ganondorf, you.... youre just... awesome xD
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from being afk*
hero_oftehworldz: youre right!!!! it worked!!!! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyy! vaatis all better!
hero_oftehworldz: yeah! and now hes trying to find a spell to ensure that its a boy
blackasnight45: wait what?
hero_oftehworldz: lord vaatis gonna have a boy :p
blackasnight45: no he isnt, he’ll just say the wrong spell again and it will come out a girl
hero_oftehworldz: he will not!
blackasnight45: no, he will
hero_oftehworldz: well even if he DOES, he can just try again and next time it will be a boy! so AHA! >:D~
blackasnight45: malons life must really suck
hero_oftehworldz: you must really suck! >_>
blackasnight45: good comeback
hero_oftehworldz: >____________>
insaneprsnofdoom: shadow, can you try to get vaati online?
hero_oftehworldz: i can try, but hes probably busy looking for that spell
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm true.... nevermind, fetch him in a few minutes
*partygril984 has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy! you guys escaped! awesome!
partygril984: no!!! now the chicks and dudes are in separate cells, and MIDNA is here!
twilight_dwelleR: hey, i tried to save your ass, you should be thanking me!
partygril984: yeah, TRIED. but you didnt SUCCEED. therefore, no thanking is involved!
shukaku132: dont worry midna, tet and i are still free! we’ll come save you from the menace that is zelda!
partygril984: HEY!
shukaku132: i mean draco and dejah, of course! ^ ^;;
partygril984: >___> you better watch it, kaikoura... i know youre trying to get with my man...
innsnapernofdoom: link? AND WHY IS SNAPES NAME IN MY USERNAME?! O.O
twilight_dwelleR: sheik is your man?!
shukaku132: wait, whos the man that im supposedly trying to get with? o.o
partygril984: ughhhh TET!
shukaku132: ohhh.... actually, no! but i wouldnt mind it... but im marrying sheik, so i might as well not bother!
partygril984: MAN STEALER!!!!
shukaku132: im not a man stealer!!!
partygril984: YES YOU ARE!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, calm yourself!
partygril984: im sorry... i just get emotional around MAN STEALERS!!! whats next?! headed for marth or captain falcon?!
shukaku132: where do you get these ideas?! im not trying to st--
hero_oftehworldz: MIDNA, I WUUUUUUUUUV YEWWWWWWWWW<3 :3
shukaku132: shadow link, stop interupting me! -eShove-
hero_oftehworldz: sorry, my statement was my important
shukaku132: -_______-
blackasnight45: apparently i missed something... why are zelda and midna imprisoned?
partygril984: some bitches came and stole my throne!!!
blackasnight45: some bitches?
partygril984: yeah, two blonde bitches!!!!
blackasnight45: two BLONDE bitches stole your throne? now that is truly sad...
partygril984: oh shut up, ganondorf!!!
shukaku132: actually, now its zelda, peach, midna, sheik and link who are imprisoned
partygril984: -eGasp- link was imprisoned too?! oh i hope he finds a way out and saves us! hes our only hope!
insaneprsnofdoom: WHEN HAS IT EVER BEEN A GOOD IDEA TO REST YOUR FATE IN THE HANDS OF LINK....
partygril984: when he saved hyrule like ten times...?
insaneprsnofdoom: anytime BESIDES then...
partygril984: ...link has always been there for me! i dont care if he hasnt been there for anyone else!
twilight_dwelleR: how selfless of you zelda -- you should get an award -___-
partygril984: NO ONE ASKED YOU, MIDNA!
blackasnight45: actually, nobody really asked you zelda, so shut up
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! xD
partygril984: well i can talk anyway because im a princess! so shut it, midna!
twilight_dwelleR: im a princess too, you idiot
partygril984: well.... UGH! whatever! im more of a princess!
twilight_dwelleR: obviously! you let two ‘bitches’ steal your throne!
partygril984: you let ZANT steal your throne! AND you were captured by those bitches!
twilight_dwelleR: first of all, zant had help from GANONDORF, who has also stolen YOUR throne many times! and second, i was only captured because you blew my cover screaming “HEY GUARDS, AN UGLY TROLL HAS INVADED THE DUNGEON!” >______>
partygril984: …..touche
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, you are such a bitch... i love it....
partygril984: aww love you too <3 :]
shukaku132: alright, tet and i are in the dungeon...
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, you are such a bitch.... like honestly and truly, a BITCH
shukaku132: …...shes screaming isnt she......
twilight_dwelleR: you bet
shukaku132: thankfully, tet is very nimble and lithe! we’ll make it out of here!
partygril984: YOU WOULD KNOW IF HE WAS FLEXIBLE!!!!!!! MAN STEALER!!!!!!
shukaku132: zelda, chill the hell out!!! im not “stealing your man”! and tet is technically not even yours!!!
partygril984: technically he IS, because technically he was a part of me! as in LITERALLY!
shukaku132: ...make up your mind, is it technically or literally?
partygril984: SHUT UP, ITS BOTH!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: please marry link... like right now.... -___-
hero_oftehworldz: STUPID FAIRY, GO AWAY!!!
partygril984: shadow, thats it!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: whats it?
partygril984: your fairy!!!
hero_oftehworldz: what about my fairy?
partygril984: its so annoying that it could distract the guards! then, you can free link, which will therefore free sheik, and he can save me and peach!
blackasnight45: ….couldnt he just materialize in the cell and bring you back through the shadows?
partygril984: that would be too easy and quiet! we need something loud and complicated!
twilight_dwelleR: -__________- somebody kill me and end this torment
hero_oftehworldz: midna, dont say that!!! i can come save you!!! <333
partygril984: shadow, if you save her, youre saving ME first!
hero_oftehworldz: am not!!!!
partygril984: are too!!!
shukaku132: r2d2?! :D
partygril984: >_______> SPEAK HYLIAN, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
shukaku132: …...nevermind...........
blackasnight45: so wait, whos there? zelda, peach, sheik, link and midna?
shukaku132: yep
blackasnight45: i say we just leave them there -- that takes care of all the annoying people in this chatroom. well.... almost.... kaikoura, are you going to be caught too?
shukaku132: >_______________________> i hope a giant steps on you one day, i really do...
hero_oftehworldz: heyyy midnas not annoying!
insaneprsnofdoom: this is true, midna isnt annoying
blackasnight45: fine, midna can be saved -- everyone else just stay where you are
shukaku132: nope, im saving them!
blackasnight45: yeah, good luck with that
hero_oftehworldz: im going to go ask vaati what his opinion is on all this
blackasnight45: good, leave
hero_oftehworldz: >___> ill be back... and midna... I LOVE YEWWWWWWW<3
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
-awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: midna, why arent you saying anything to shadow?
twilight_dwelleR: ….ill open a private chat window... and guess whos not invited
**IN THE PRIVATE CHAT WINDOW**
*twilight_dwelleR has entered*
*shukaku132 has entered*
*insaneprsnofdoom has entered*
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, soooo?
twilight_dwelleR: i know you and zelda tell each other lots of things, but you have to swear not to tell her because then i KNOW it will get around
insaneprsnofdoom: i swear
twilight_dwelleR: alright... well, have you guys ever noticed how... CLINGY shadow can be at times?
shukaku132: nope, never noticed
insaneprsnofdoom: no, ive never really noticed either
twilight_dwelleR: well... towards me, i feel like hes always super clingy... and its nice in small doses, like if he was just being protective, but its becoming a little much for me...
shukaku132: are you going to break up with him? :[ you guys are like the best couple in the chatroom!
insaneprsnofdoom: nooooooo! thats not a good enough reason to dump poor little shadow! he’ll be depressed! D:
twilight_dwelleR: alright, well, i dont know... there are other things too, its just the clinginess thats really getting to me...
shukaku132: like what?
twilight_dwelleR: like just a few nights ago, i slept over and EVERYONE has to share that damn bed -- me, shadow, vaati and malon -- so it gets kinda cramped
insaneprsnofdoom: …..go ooooooooon
twilight_dwelleR: so i was cuddling with him, but he wasnt cuddling with me at ALL -- he was facing the other way pretty much pressed right up against vaati
shukaku132: so hes.... clingy, but secretly in love with vaati?
twilight_dwelleR: i dont know... all i know is that hes always looking to please vaati, and when hes not doing that hes stalking me... its really weird
shukaku132: so hes creeping you out?
twilight_dwelleR: yeah... OH and did i mention once he asked me to join a threesome?
insaneprsnofdoom: what?!?!? with who?!?!?
twilight_dwelleR: he said he would only tell me if i agreed to join!
shukaku132: im assuming you said no!
twilight_dwelleR: of course!
shukaku132: yeah, thats really weird.... but thats just the way shadow link is! hes a creepy dude!
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i know... i just feel like hes putting up such a front sometimes, you know?
shukaku132: i know what you mean :\\
insaneprsnofdoom: well still!! i bet shadow loves you with all his heart, it just seems he loves vaati more! he loves vaati in a brotherly way! or a fatherly way!
twilight_dwelleR: more like a godly way, but.... he’s his servant, so i guess thats to be expected
shukaku132: its okay midna -eHug- ill back you up either way
twilight_dwelleR: -eHugBack- thanks :]
insaneprsnofdoom: i would back you up, but... i would feel bad for shadow :[
twilight_dwelleR: thats okay... as long as you dont tell him anything we just talked about...
insaneprsnofdoom: i swear!
twilight_dwelleR: alright... lets go back to the chatroom
shukaku132: good plan!
*insaneprsnofdoom has left*
*twilight_dwelleR has left*
*shukaku132 has left*
**BACK IN THE CHATROOM...**
hero_oftehworldz: nice going ganon, nice going
insaneprsnofdoom: oh jeez, what did he do now?
hero_oftehworldz: he drove lord vaati away with his insults -- as usual >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: yep, he tends to do that!
partygril984: shadow, are you coming to help us or not?
hero_oftehworldz: i can save midna! just not you...
partygril984: wow, nice shadow!!! i thought you appreciated me!!!
hero_oftehworldz: why would you think that?!
partygril984: -________-
shukaku132: dont worry zelda! tet and i just knocked out one of the guards and we’re coming to get you! just dont scream ag -- I HEAR YOU SCREAMING!!!
partygril984: sorry, i dont like it when bitches save me
shukaku132: >___> okay, you have serious mental issues
blackasnight45: i thought we established this a long time ago
shukaku132: well, im just reminding everybody!
twilight_dwelleR: you might as well just free the guys and let them rescue her
shukaku132: pretty much, because i just give up on trying to be nice to her >__>
partygril984: you know, i can read this!
shukaku132: good, im glad you can! now do you want to be saved or not?
partygril984: by you, no. by tet... maybe. by link or sheik, yes!
shukaku132: >___> well, then save yourself! because tet and i are LEAVING.
partygril984: hey, you cant leave!!! well, actually, you can... but tet cant!!! tell him to come back!
shukaku132: nope! he thinks its not cool how you keep trying to rat us out!
partygril984: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT COME BAAAAAAAACK!
shukaku132: ….....did you really need to type that if you screamed it.....
partygril984: YES!!! YES I DID!!!!!
shukaku132: >___________> yeah, we’re so gone
partygril984: wow, some nice fiancee you are! leaving sheik all alone to fend for himself... HOW COULD YOU?!
shukaku132: OMT THEY CAN JUST WARP OUT, THEY’RE JUST TO STUPID TO REALIZE THIS
partygril984: …....oh so now we’re all STUPID too? we’re not quite at your level of intelligence, huh kaikoura?! HUH?!
shukaku132: -________- i give up.... goodbye
*shukaku132 has logged off*
partygril984: good! who needs her anyway?!
twilight_dwelleR: ummmmmmmmm US
partygril984: ….......no, we have link!
twilight_dwelleR: WHO IS ALSO IN CAPTI -- i give up too, fuck this... you are hopelessly stupid...
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
partygril984: I CAN STILL YELL AT YOU, YOU KNOW!!! WE’RE IN THE SAME CELL!!!
*partygril984 has logged off
hero_oftehworldz: …......well then....... should we all go now? ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: yeahhhh probably.... ganondorf, come rub my back
blackasnight45: -___- cant you rub mine?
insaneprsnofdoom: nope, come rub my back
blackasnight45: ugh.... fine.....
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyyy! hehehe :3
hero_oftehworldz: :[
insaneprsnofdoom: whats wrong, shadow link? :[
hero_oftehworldz: whats wrong with midna? :[
insaneprsnofdoom: i dont know! ask...... zelda!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: YOU ARE SO BAD AT LYING! D:
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
WILL MIDNA BREAK UP WITH SHADOW LINK?!?! WILL GANONDORF RUB RABIA’S BACK?!?!? WILL ZELDA, MIDNA, PEACH, SHEIK AND LINK EVER BE SAVED?! WILL MALON AND VAATI HAVE A BABY BOY?! WILL DRACO AND DEJAH BE OVERTHROWN?! WILL ZANT REMAIN FOREVER ALONE?! PROBABLY!!! WILL HYRULE EVER BE THE SAAAAME?!?!?!? WHO KNOWS!!!! STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!!!!!!!
Catching up: Hyrule Castle was taken over because Zelda is a horrible leader, and now she, Peach and Sheik are locked away in the dungeon. Malon is moody and pregnant, Vaati is stressed about how incompetent his magic abilities are, Shadow made his master angry but nobody really cares except for Rabia, who moved into the desert’s newly built castle, and everybody else has been elsewhere...
**THANK YOU FOR WRITING THAT BEAUTIFUL RECAP, GANONDORF...**
Ganondorf: Anytime! Ahhahahahaha...
**....NOW, ON WITH THE CHATROOM!**
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
partygril984: guys! i need your help!!!!!!
sidebangsarehawt: oh zelda!!! with what?! whats wrong?! where are you?!
partygril984: peach, sheik and i are all trapped in the dungeon of the castle! someone usurped the throne!!!
shukaku132: wow, this is some deja vu....
partygril984: how did you know that?! ARE YOU IN ON THIS?! ohhh, i should have known! this is all you and midna’s idea, isnt it?!
shukaku132: huh? what are you talking about?
partygril984: i heard the two talking and one of them has the name “deja”! so you must know about this!!!
shukaku132: whoa wait DEJAH? are you sure you heard that correctly?
partygril984: im absolutely sure!!!! and the other one is “dry coke” or something
shukaku132: dry coke? what?
sidebangsarehawt: isnt most coke dry?
shukaku132: yeah, really, im confused....
partygril984: oh wait, maybe it was “dry coat...” no... maybe “dray coat”? whatever that means...
insaneprsnofdoom: whoaaaa you mean DRACO?
partygril984: yes!!! draco!!! thats what it was! damn my best friend is good! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: what is draco doing in hyrule?!
partygril984: i dont know! whos draco?!
insaneprsnofdoom: remember that crossover chat we had a few months ago?
partygril984: mhm!
insaneprsnofdoom: he was in that... draco malfoy!
partygril984: ahaaa! thats why he had a magical stick!
insaneprsnofdoom: -___- its a wand, but... sure!
hero_oftehworldz: ugh, you think YOURE having a bad day? i have this little bug who keeps yelling “HEY! HELLO! LISTEN!”
sidebangsarehawt: omg navi?!
hero_oftehworldz: i dont think so! it says its name is ivan, and it wont SHUT UP...
sidebangsarehawt: what color is it?
hero_oftehworldz: red
sidebangsarehawt: not blue?
hero_oftehworldz: i know my colors, link
sidebangsarehawt: how should i know?! sucks for you then if youre stuck with a stupid fairy!!
hero_oftehworldz: im trying to get it to go to you! so HA!
sidebangsarehawt: pshh, trust me, that never works...
hero_oftehworldz: AGHHH MAKE IT STOP! -eCoversEars-
partygril984: guys, come on! theyve been beating sheik for like twenty minutes now!
insaneprsnofdoom: why are they beating sheik?
partygril984: I DONT KNOWWWWWW D:
insaneprsnofdoom: ...wait... how are you on a computer then if theyre right there?
partygril984: theyre very oblivious...
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm point taken...
partygril984: do you guys know where the dungeon is?
insaneprsnofdoom: nope
shukaku132: isnt it in the b--
*partygril984 has been disconnected*
shukaku132: ….should we go save her and sheik?
sidebangsarehawt: and peach?!
shukaku132: …...mehhhh....... maybe....
sidebangsarehawt: come on guys! we have to go save them! THEY DEPEND ON US!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: theyve depended on us before and you never helped them!
sidebangsarehawt: BUT IM DIFFERNET NOW!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: …...obviously not
sidebangsarehawt: >___> YOURE NEVER GOING TO LET THAT GO, ARE YOU?!
insaneprsnofdoom: stop typing in all caps!!!
sidebangsarehawt: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: remember link, im ganondorfs queen now!!! i have unlimited power and a torture chamber!!!
sidebangsarehawt: okay okay, im done!!! o.o
hero_oftehworldz: can i watch if you torture him?
insaneprsnofdoom: of course shadow! :D
hero_oftehworldz: yayyy :3
sidebangsarehawt: you guys are sick!!!!! im going to save zelda!!!!!
shukaku132: wait link!!! im coming with yo--
*sidebangsarehawt has logged off*
shukaku132: what the hell, man!!! why isnt anybody listening to me today?!
hero_oftehworldz: im listening to you! <3
shukaku132: awwww<3
hero_oftehworldz: well, technically i only listen to you from under your bed when youre with sheik
shukaku132: >__>
hero_oftehworldz: ;]
shukaku132: ….you guys sicken me sometimes.... >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: hey!!!
shukaku132: no offense
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
hero_oftehworldz: MIDNAAAAAAA<3 :D
shukaku132: midna! hurry, we have to go save zelda, sheik and peach from these people i know that usurped the throne!!!
twilight_dwelleR: oh no!! talk about deja vu!! lets go!
shukaku132: okay! wait...
twilight_dwelleR: what?
shukaku132: ...i feel this rescue party isnt big enough... lets get one more person! wanna join anybody?
hero_oftehworldz: fuck dat shiaaat, i need to get this fairy away from me
insaneprsnofdoom: ughhh, i ALWAYS have to help save people... maybe next time
shukaku132: fine then! we’ll take a REAL hero with us! come on midna, lets go get sexy tet to help us!
twilight_dwelleR: good idea!
shukaku132: bye everyo--
hero_oftehworldz: BYE MIDNA<3333<3<3 TT<TT < | 3 ill miss youuuu
shukaku132: >________> you really suck, like honestly
*shukaku132 has logged off*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: :[[[[[[[[
insaneprsnofdoom: awww whats wrong shadow?
hero_oftehworldz: midna didnt say hi to me! or bye! or anything for that matter... 3:
insaneprsnofdoom: aww its okay, lovey -eHug- she was just busy! thats all!
hero_oftehworldz: i hope so :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ now im all sad.... meh....
insaneprsnofdoom: its okay though!!! are you and vaati all better now?
hero_oftehworldz: oh gosh.... well, i guess you could say so...
insaneprsnofdoom: what do you mean you could say so?
hero_oftehworldz: well, master has been really moody too lately
insaneprsnofdoom: OMG IS HE PREGNANT TOO?!
hero_oftehworldz: if he was, i would hit the author for making this an mpreg story!!! >__> so no, he is not pregnant!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh good... then why is he being moody?
hero_oftehworldz: idk, something about how malon is going to hate him forever
insaneprsnofdoom: why? what did he do?!
hero_oftehworldz: uhhh got her pregnant?
insaneprsnofdoom: oh... i thought he did something else too that would have made it worse...
hero_oftehworldz: not to my knowledge!
insaneprsnofdoom: well i bet malon doesnt hate him! shes probably just being hormonal!
hero_oftehworldz: probably... but you know lord vaati
insaneprsnofdoom: why dont you remind him that theres a possibility that it could be a boy?
hero_oftehworldz: how would that make him feel better?
insaneprsnofdoom: well remember that conversation he had with ganondorf about how he could outdo him by having a boy instead of a girl?
hero_oftehworldz: oh yeahhh! ...heyyy, wait a minute, you werent even online when that conversation happened were you?!
insaneprsnofdoom: was i? hmm... i honestly dont remember... xD all i know is that I KNOW!
hero_oftehworldz: you know... if i tell him he could outdo ganon... maybe that would make him feel better!
insaneprsnofdoom: maybe!
hero_oftehworldz: ahhhhhh im gonna go try it! :D thanks!
insaneprsnofdoom: no problem, sexy!
hero_oftehworldz: ill be back!
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
insaneprsnofdoom: -eSigh- alooooooooooone....
-a few moments pass-
*usurpderpdeederp has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: ZANT!!! MY LOOOOVE!
usurpderpdeederp: MHM!
insaneprsnofdoom: what?
usurpderpdeederp: Obviously you don’t love me that much! You didn’t even tell me about your marriage with... with... GANONDORF....
insaneprsnofdoom: why does everyone make it seem so bad? sheesh...
usurpderpdeederp: Because IT IS BAD. He is a horrible person... pig.... Gerudo... thing!
insaneprsnofdoom: dawww is zant jealous?
usurpderpdeederp: No! Zant is alone! And cold! And ALONE!!!! Do you know the only music I hear down here? ROB ZOMBIE... It’s not very uplifting after you hear it for the fifth week straight!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh zant, you poor poor soul.... -eHug- its okay..
usurpderpdeederp: No its not! -eSigh- I guess I’ll live though... Actually, no I won’t.... but whatever...
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
usurpderpdeederp: THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR WEDDING...
blackasnight45: youre dead and annoying, why would we invite you?
usurpderpdeederp: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
insaneprsnofdoom: oh sheik, its okay...
usurpderpdeederp: SHEIK?!
insaneprsnofdoom: whoops, i mean zant xD why did i call you sheik?
usurpderpdeederp: RABIA!!!! NOT COOL!!!!
blackasnight45: zant, just give up.
usurpderpdeeeeeeeeederp: I gave up a long time ago... AND WHY IS THE DEE IN MY NAME SO LONG...
blackasnight45: because youre a derp
usurpderpdeederp: -eSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH-
*usurpderpdeederp has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: ganon, stop doing that!!!!
blackasnight45: stop doing what?
insaneprsnofdoom: making people leave! i wasnt done talking to him! he never logs on!
blackasnight45: oh well
insaneprsnofdoom: >____>
blackasnight45: so how are you?
insaneprsnofdoom: >_______> ill be right back....
blackasnight45: okay
-a moment or two later-
insaneprsnofdoom: ummm im back
blackasnight45: umm okay
insaneprsnofdoom: so, i was about to go to the bathroom when i decided to snoop in your study instead...
blackasnight45: ...well, at least youre honest about it
insaneprsnofdoom: ...may i ask you why you have to pay 12,000 rupees in child support? xD
blackasnight45: because technically ive fathered like fifty of the children born in the past ten years, and all these bitches think its funny to make me pay 300 rupees per month for each kid
insaneprsnofdoom: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaabaahahahahahahaha xD
blackasnight45: >__> teehee
insaneprsnofdoom: ohhh your life sucks... hahahah xD
blackasnight45: oh well, i dont care. i have plenty of money anyway so it doesnt matter to me
insaneprsnofdoom: ganondorf, you.... youre just... awesome xD
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from being afk*
hero_oftehworldz: youre right!!!! it worked!!!! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyy! vaatis all better!
hero_oftehworldz: yeah! and now hes trying to find a spell to ensure that its a boy
blackasnight45: wait what?
hero_oftehworldz: lord vaatis gonna have a boy :p
blackasnight45: no he isnt, he’ll just say the wrong spell again and it will come out a girl
hero_oftehworldz: he will not!
blackasnight45: no, he will
hero_oftehworldz: well even if he DOES, he can just try again and next time it will be a boy! so AHA! >:D~
blackasnight45: malons life must really suck
hero_oftehworldz: you must really suck! >_>
blackasnight45: good comeback
hero_oftehworldz: >____________>
insaneprsnofdoom: shadow, can you try to get vaati online?
hero_oftehworldz: i can try, but hes probably busy looking for that spell
insaneprsnofdoom: hmmm true.... nevermind, fetch him in a few minutes
*partygril984 has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: heyyy! you guys escaped! awesome!
partygril984: no!!! now the chicks and dudes are in separate cells, and MIDNA is here!
twilight_dwelleR: hey, i tried to save your ass, you should be thanking me!
partygril984: yeah, TRIED. but you didnt SUCCEED. therefore, no thanking is involved!
shukaku132: dont worry midna, tet and i are still free! we’ll come save you from the menace that is zelda!
partygril984: HEY!
shukaku132: i mean draco and dejah, of course! ^ ^;;
partygril984: >___> you better watch it, kaikoura... i know youre trying to get with my man...
innsnapernofdoom: link? AND WHY IS SNAPES NAME IN MY USERNAME?! O.O
twilight_dwelleR: sheik is your man?!
shukaku132: wait, whos the man that im supposedly trying to get with? o.o
partygril984: ughhhh TET!
shukaku132: ohhh.... actually, no! but i wouldnt mind it... but im marrying sheik, so i might as well not bother!
partygril984: MAN STEALER!!!!
shukaku132: im not a man stealer!!!
partygril984: YES YOU ARE!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, calm yourself!
partygril984: im sorry... i just get emotional around MAN STEALERS!!! whats next?! headed for marth or captain falcon?!
shukaku132: where do you get these ideas?! im not trying to st--
hero_oftehworldz: MIDNA, I WUUUUUUUUUV YEWWWWWWWWW<3 :3
shukaku132: shadow link, stop interupting me! -eShove-
hero_oftehworldz: sorry, my statement was my important
shukaku132: -_______-
blackasnight45: apparently i missed something... why are zelda and midna imprisoned?
partygril984: some bitches came and stole my throne!!!
blackasnight45: some bitches?
partygril984: yeah, two blonde bitches!!!!
blackasnight45: two BLONDE bitches stole your throne? now that is truly sad...
partygril984: oh shut up, ganondorf!!!
shukaku132: actually, now its zelda, peach, midna, sheik and link who are imprisoned
partygril984: -eGasp- link was imprisoned too?! oh i hope he finds a way out and saves us! hes our only hope!
insaneprsnofdoom: WHEN HAS IT EVER BEEN A GOOD IDEA TO REST YOUR FATE IN THE HANDS OF LINK....
partygril984: when he saved hyrule like ten times...?
insaneprsnofdoom: anytime BESIDES then...
partygril984: ...link has always been there for me! i dont care if he hasnt been there for anyone else!
twilight_dwelleR: how selfless of you zelda -- you should get an award -___-
partygril984: NO ONE ASKED YOU, MIDNA!
blackasnight45: actually, nobody really asked you zelda, so shut up
hero_oftehworldz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! xD
partygril984: well i can talk anyway because im a princess! so shut it, midna!
twilight_dwelleR: im a princess too, you idiot
partygril984: well.... UGH! whatever! im more of a princess!
twilight_dwelleR: obviously! you let two ‘bitches’ steal your throne!
partygril984: you let ZANT steal your throne! AND you were captured by those bitches!
twilight_dwelleR: first of all, zant had help from GANONDORF, who has also stolen YOUR throne many times! and second, i was only captured because you blew my cover screaming “HEY GUARDS, AN UGLY TROLL HAS INVADED THE DUNGEON!” >______>
partygril984: …..touche
insaneprsnofdoom: zelda, you are such a bitch... i love it....
partygril984: aww love you too <3 :]
shukaku132: alright, tet and i are in the dungeon...
twilight_dwelleR: zelda, you are such a bitch.... like honestly and truly, a BITCH
shukaku132: …...shes screaming isnt she......
twilight_dwelleR: you bet
shukaku132: thankfully, tet is very nimble and lithe! we’ll make it out of here!
partygril984: YOU WOULD KNOW IF HE WAS FLEXIBLE!!!!!!! MAN STEALER!!!!!!
shukaku132: zelda, chill the hell out!!! im not “stealing your man”! and tet is technically not even yours!!!
partygril984: technically he IS, because technically he was a part of me! as in LITERALLY!
shukaku132: ...make up your mind, is it technically or literally?
partygril984: SHUT UP, ITS BOTH!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: please marry link... like right now.... -___-
hero_oftehworldz: STUPID FAIRY, GO AWAY!!!
partygril984: shadow, thats it!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: whats it?
partygril984: your fairy!!!
hero_oftehworldz: what about my fairy?
partygril984: its so annoying that it could distract the guards! then, you can free link, which will therefore free sheik, and he can save me and peach!
blackasnight45: ….couldnt he just materialize in the cell and bring you back through the shadows?
partygril984: that would be too easy and quiet! we need something loud and complicated!
twilight_dwelleR: -__________- somebody kill me and end this torment
hero_oftehworldz: midna, dont say that!!! i can come save you!!! <333
partygril984: shadow, if you save her, youre saving ME first!
hero_oftehworldz: am not!!!!
partygril984: are too!!!
shukaku132: r2d2?! :D
partygril984: >_______> SPEAK HYLIAN, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
shukaku132: …...nevermind...........
blackasnight45: so wait, whos there? zelda, peach, sheik, link and midna?
shukaku132: yep
blackasnight45: i say we just leave them there -- that takes care of all the annoying people in this chatroom. well.... almost.... kaikoura, are you going to be caught too?
shukaku132: >_______________________> i hope a giant steps on you one day, i really do...
hero_oftehworldz: heyyy midnas not annoying!
insaneprsnofdoom: this is true, midna isnt annoying
blackasnight45: fine, midna can be saved -- everyone else just stay where you are
shukaku132: nope, im saving them!
blackasnight45: yeah, good luck with that
hero_oftehworldz: im going to go ask vaati what his opinion is on all this
blackasnight45: good, leave
hero_oftehworldz: >___> ill be back... and midna... I LOVE YEWWWWWWW<3
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
-awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: midna, why arent you saying anything to shadow?
twilight_dwelleR: ….ill open a private chat window... and guess whos not invited
**IN THE PRIVATE CHAT WINDOW**
*twilight_dwelleR has entered*
*shukaku132 has entered*
*insaneprsnofdoom has entered*
insaneprsnofdoom: okay, soooo?
twilight_dwelleR: i know you and zelda tell each other lots of things, but you have to swear not to tell her because then i KNOW it will get around
insaneprsnofdoom: i swear
twilight_dwelleR: alright... well, have you guys ever noticed how... CLINGY shadow can be at times?
shukaku132: nope, never noticed
insaneprsnofdoom: no, ive never really noticed either
twilight_dwelleR: well... towards me, i feel like hes always super clingy... and its nice in small doses, like if he was just being protective, but its becoming a little much for me...
shukaku132: are you going to break up with him? :[ you guys are like the best couple in the chatroom!
insaneprsnofdoom: nooooooo! thats not a good enough reason to dump poor little shadow! he’ll be depressed! D:
twilight_dwelleR: alright, well, i dont know... there are other things too, its just the clinginess thats really getting to me...
shukaku132: like what?
twilight_dwelleR: like just a few nights ago, i slept over and EVERYONE has to share that damn bed -- me, shadow, vaati and malon -- so it gets kinda cramped
insaneprsnofdoom: …..go ooooooooon
twilight_dwelleR: so i was cuddling with him, but he wasnt cuddling with me at ALL -- he was facing the other way pretty much pressed right up against vaati
shukaku132: so hes.... clingy, but secretly in love with vaati?
twilight_dwelleR: i dont know... all i know is that hes always looking to please vaati, and when hes not doing that hes stalking me... its really weird
shukaku132: so hes creeping you out?
twilight_dwelleR: yeah... OH and did i mention once he asked me to join a threesome?
insaneprsnofdoom: what?!?!? with who?!?!?
twilight_dwelleR: he said he would only tell me if i agreed to join!
shukaku132: im assuming you said no!
twilight_dwelleR: of course!
shukaku132: yeah, thats really weird.... but thats just the way shadow link is! hes a creepy dude!
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i know... i just feel like hes putting up such a front sometimes, you know?
shukaku132: i know what you mean :\\
insaneprsnofdoom: well still!! i bet shadow loves you with all his heart, it just seems he loves vaati more! he loves vaati in a brotherly way! or a fatherly way!
twilight_dwelleR: more like a godly way, but.... he’s his servant, so i guess thats to be expected
shukaku132: its okay midna -eHug- ill back you up either way
twilight_dwelleR: -eHugBack- thanks :]
insaneprsnofdoom: i would back you up, but... i would feel bad for shadow :[
twilight_dwelleR: thats okay... as long as you dont tell him anything we just talked about...
insaneprsnofdoom: i swear!
twilight_dwelleR: alright... lets go back to the chatroom
shukaku132: good plan!
*insaneprsnofdoom has left*
*twilight_dwelleR has left*
*shukaku132 has left*
**BACK IN THE CHATROOM...**
hero_oftehworldz: nice going ganon, nice going
insaneprsnofdoom: oh jeez, what did he do now?
hero_oftehworldz: he drove lord vaati away with his insults -- as usual >__>
insaneprsnofdoom: yep, he tends to do that!
partygril984: shadow, are you coming to help us or not?
hero_oftehworldz: i can save midna! just not you...
partygril984: wow, nice shadow!!! i thought you appreciated me!!!
hero_oftehworldz: why would you think that?!
partygril984: -________-
shukaku132: dont worry zelda! tet and i just knocked out one of the guards and we’re coming to get you! just dont scream ag -- I HEAR YOU SCREAMING!!!
partygril984: sorry, i dont like it when bitches save me
shukaku132: >___> okay, you have serious mental issues
blackasnight45: i thought we established this a long time ago
shukaku132: well, im just reminding everybody!
twilight_dwelleR: you might as well just free the guys and let them rescue her
shukaku132: pretty much, because i just give up on trying to be nice to her >__>
partygril984: you know, i can read this!
shukaku132: good, im glad you can! now do you want to be saved or not?
partygril984: by you, no. by tet... maybe. by link or sheik, yes!
shukaku132: >___> well, then save yourself! because tet and i are LEAVING.
partygril984: hey, you cant leave!!! well, actually, you can... but tet cant!!! tell him to come back!
shukaku132: nope! he thinks its not cool how you keep trying to rat us out!
partygril984: TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT COME BAAAAAAAACK!
shukaku132: ….....did you really need to type that if you screamed it.....
partygril984: YES!!! YES I DID!!!!!
shukaku132: >___________> yeah, we’re so gone
partygril984: wow, some nice fiancee you are! leaving sheik all alone to fend for himself... HOW COULD YOU?!
shukaku132: OMT THEY CAN JUST WARP OUT, THEY’RE JUST TO STUPID TO REALIZE THIS
partygril984: …....oh so now we’re all STUPID too? we’re not quite at your level of intelligence, huh kaikoura?! HUH?!
shukaku132: -________- i give up.... goodbye
*shukaku132 has logged off*
partygril984: good! who needs her anyway?!
twilight_dwelleR: ummmmmmmmm US
partygril984: ….......no, we have link!
twilight_dwelleR: WHO IS ALSO IN CAPTI -- i give up too, fuck this... you are hopelessly stupid...
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
partygril984: I CAN STILL YELL AT YOU, YOU KNOW!!! WE’RE IN THE SAME CELL!!!
*partygril984 has logged off
hero_oftehworldz: …......well then....... should we all go now? ._.
insaneprsnofdoom: yeahhhh probably.... ganondorf, come rub my back
blackasnight45: -___- cant you rub mine?
insaneprsnofdoom: nope, come rub my back
blackasnight45: ugh.... fine.....
*blackasnight45 has logged off*
insaneprsnofdoom: yayyyyy! hehehe :3
hero_oftehworldz: :[
insaneprsnofdoom: whats wrong, shadow link? :[
hero_oftehworldz: whats wrong with midna? :[
insaneprsnofdoom: i dont know! ask...... zelda!
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
hero_oftehworldz: YOU ARE SO BAD AT LYING! D:
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
WILL MIDNA BREAK UP WITH SHADOW LINK?!?! WILL GANONDORF RUB RABIA’S BACK?!?!? WILL ZELDA, MIDNA, PEACH, SHEIK AND LINK EVER BE SAVED?! WILL MALON AND VAATI HAVE A BABY BOY?! WILL DRACO AND DEJAH BE OVERTHROWN?! WILL ZANT REMAIN FOREVER ALONE?! PROBABLY!!! WILL HYRULE EVER BE THE SAAAAME?!?!?!? WHO KNOWS!!!! STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!!!!!!!
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooh so intense, I know! xD