TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 22 pt. 1

Catching up: Zelda drove everyone who tried to save her and Midna away with her bitchiness, but what’s new? And that’s pretty much it...

*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*partygril984 has logged on*
*blackasnight45 has logged on*
*shukaku132 has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
partygril984: ughhhhhh im SOOOOOOO tired of being here......
sidebangsarehawt: ZELDA!! YOU’RE ALIIIVE! what have those people done to you?!
partygril984: oh its horrible, link! first they put me in a cell with midna, then they made me eat COLD FRENCH FRIES, and they wont let me shower or change my clothes! this must be what the evil realm feels like!
sidebangsarehawt: MY POOR PRINCESS!!!! <||||||||3 dont you worry, we’ll find a way to get out of here soon enough and save you! is peach also with you?
partygril984: yes, thankfully! the only person who keeps me from going insane is still here!
twilight_dwelleR: gee zelda, you must have it so rough... cold french fries, wow, thats just cruel
partygril984: shut up, lizard lips!!!!!
shukaku132: LOLWUT midna has lizard lips? good one, zelda
partygril984: HEY, YOU SHUT UP TOO YOU... YOU... FUZZY FACE!!!
shukaku132: -___- good one
partygril984: link, just save me D:
sidebangsarehawt: dont worry, my love!!!!! i’ll find a way out of here faster than you can say-- heyy, I found a way out of here!
partygril984: what?! you did?!
sidebangsarehawt: yeah! theres a giant gaping hole in this here wall, and i can walk through it! :D
twilight_dwelleR: okay, doesnt that seem A BIT suspicious to you, link?
sidebangsarehawt: pshaw, midna! this is obviously not a trap
shukaku132: link, i really dont think its a very good idea to be--
*sidebangsarehawt has been disconnected*
twilight_dwelleR; WOW he is dumb
partygril984: HEY! im telling him you said that!
twilight_dwelleR: do it, he knows its true
partygril984: ugh, where’s tet when you need him?
twilight_dwelleR: WOW I SHOULD KILL YOU
partygril984: -eGasp- what?! who would protect the people of hyrule if i was dead?!
twilight_dwelleR: obviously somebody more fit for your position considering you’re doing a horrible job of protecting your people!
partygril984: name ONE person who could do a better job than i could do!
twilight_dwelleR: let me think about this for a second -- anyone
partygril984: -eGaspAgain- HOW RUDE!!! its not that easy being a princess, you know!
twilight_dwelleR: yeah, i do know, considering I’M A PRINCESS TOO
partygril984: well you--
blackasnight45: seriously. again. we’ve had this argument like three times before. can we move on already? we get it, you both suck as rulers.
partygril984: says yet another horrible ruler!
blackasnight45: do tell, how am i a horrible ruler.
partygril984: DO TELL, WHY DO YOU NEVER SHOW EMOTION IN YOUR MESSAGES?
blackasnight45: do tell, why are you whining all the time? do something for yourself for once and find a way to escape on your own.
twilight_dwelleR: he has a point you know, as much as i hate to admit it
partygril984: oh my nayru.... wait a minute....
twilight_dwelleR: whats the problem now?
partygril984: .....where’s my best friend......
-awkward silence-
partygril984: GANONDORF... what did you do to my beautiful rabia..??!
blackasnight45: because its immediately my fault.
partygril984: EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT.
shukaku132: you’re really starting to sound like link right now..
partygril984: right now im too worried to care!!!!!
shukaku132: she must no-- ohhhh wait... i think i know where she is...
partygril984: where?! where is she, kaikoura?!
shukaku132: im not sure she would be pleased with me telling you this
partygril984: TELL ME, BITCH!
shukaku132: whoaaa, calm down, lady! sheesh...
blackasnight45: zelda, let me enlighten you by forcing the two purple twerps to log on and explain this
partygril984: those two did something to my awesome best friend?!
blackasnight45: just shut up and let them explain this
*imnekkidddxD has logged on*
-awkward silence-
imnekkidddxD: sorry, we had to use the minion computer and this one was already logged in sooo yeah...... hi
partygril984: i dont even want to know if you guys are really naked are not....
imnekkidddxD: we’re not naked!!!!!!
partygril984: DONT CAREEE just tell me where my best friend is :{
imnekkidddxD: oh i dunno, ask ganondorf
blackasnight45: rabia is in our bedroom being miserable and hiding herself under the blankets. please, tell them what you did to her, vaati.
imnekkidddxD: wait, the curse thing? did it work?! >:D
partygril984: curse?! is she dying?! SOMEBODY JUST TELL ME ALREADY!!!
imnekkidddxD: she’s not dying, don’t worry! but... i wanted to get revenge on her and ganondorf for making fun of me for getting malon pregnant.... soooo... i kinda cast a spell on rabia
partygril984: WHAT KIND OF SPELL
imnekkidddxD: a fertility spell...
partygril984: okay, annnnnnnnnd?!
imnekkidddxD: aaaaaaaaand now shes pregnant!
partygril984: .....wait, as in.... with GANONDORF’S baby????!
imnekkidddxD: yeeeeeeeep
partygril984: you raped rabia?!?!
blackasnight45: why do you always assume it wasn’t consensual?
partygril984: because it probably wasn’t!!!!!!
blackasnight45: zelda, you’re a lost case, i give up on you.
imnekkidddxD: ahaaaaaaa! so it did work?! heh heh heh heh heh!!!!!!!! ;D payback, biatcheeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz!
-awkward silence-
imnekkidddxD: sorry, that was shadow
shukaku132: vaati, that wasn’t very nice of you 3:
imnekkidddxD: but... but... its not all bad! the gerudo race is still being populated!
blackasnight45: shes going to kill you when she finds out it was you
imnekkidddxD: she loves meeeeeee, she wont kill me<3hopefully o.o
blackasnight45: no, she will
imnekkidddxD: youre right... I’M DOOOOOMED! O.O
partygril984: wait... so... I’M GOING TO BE AN AUNT?!
imnekkidddxD: uhhh... not really, but.... sure i guess
partygril984: does this make me old?!
imnekkidddxD: shut up! i feel bad now!!! what if she dates me forever? ;__;
partygril984: YOU’RE DATING RABIA?!
imnekkidddxD: what?! no!!! i meant hates!!!
artygril984: is it YOUR child?! a LOVE CHILD?! OMN!!! and why is my username arty girl?!
shukaku132: actually it says arty gril
partygril984: WHATEVER!!!! is rabia having an affair with you?! CONFESS, VAATI!
imnekkidddxD: i said no!!!! i meant HATE not DATE!
partygril984: ....if you say so... mark my words, i’m keeping my eye on you, creepist!
imnekkidddxD: ....i’m not a creepist 3:
partygril984: no denying it!!
twilight_dwelleR: vaati, you need to plan these things out better
imnekkidddxD: i really dHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MIDNA, DON’T IGNORE ME BECAUSE I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU I LOVE YOU LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOVE<3 <3 <33
twilight_dwelleR: hi, shadow link. but you really what?
imnekkidddxD: i really did plan this out! because if he haiwhy are you not returning my affection, midney? D:
twilight_dwelleR: shadow, this is an important conversation, just hold on. but you what?
imnekkidddxD: i said i really did plan this out!!!!!!! ughhhhh!!! >>>.<<< is she really mad about it?
blackasnight45: no she’s just been sitting in bed all day because she’s so happy about it.
imnekkidddxD: really?! :D
blackasnight45: no.
imnekkidddxD: well... it’s just the hormones!!! she’ll learn to love it soon enough!
blackasnight45: i bet.
twilight_dwelleR: vaati, she’s so going to kill you
imnekkidddxD: maybe if i try a different spell, it will coun--
partygril984: just stop casting spells on her before i cast a spell on YOU!
imnekkidddxD: ....you can’t cast a spell on me.... can you...? o.o
partygril984: do you want to find out?!
imnekkidddxD: kinda, that’s why i asked ._.
partygril984: SHUT UP!!!!! JUST GET MY BEST FRIEND ONLINE!
imnekkidddxD: how am i supposed to do that?! D:
partygril984: IDC JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imnekkidddxD: okay!!! uhhh ganondorf, get rabia online!
blackasnight45: no
imnekkidddxD: why not?!
blackasnight45: because i don’t want to
imnekkidddxD: but... but... ugh!!!!!!!!! please?!
blackasnight45: don’t worry, she’ll want to log on soon enough to kill you anyway
imnekkidddxD: oh good :)
partygril984: i blame you all for my imprisonment >__> <__< >___>
imnekkidddxD: imprisonment? huh?
partygril984: didn’t your slave inform you about this?!
imnekkidddxD: he told me the throne was taken but that’s all
twilight_dwelleR: well he definitely left out a couple details -__-
imnekkidddxD: so wait, zelda is imprisoned?
blackasnight45: vaati, you’re hopeless, just give up.
imnekkidddxD: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean
*btdubsimad00d has logged on*
partygril984: SHEEEEEEEEEEEIK SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!<3
btdubsimad00d: oh yes, right after i solve world hunger.
partygril984: well hurry it up dude, i’m dying of hunger myself in here!!!
btdubsimad00d: -____- you poor thing
twilight_dwelleR: what if you do something for yourself instead --
*twilight_dwelleR has been disconnected*
*partygril984 has been disconnected*
imnekkidddxD: ......what just happened?
btdubsimad00d: i think draco found the wifi that zelda had made and he disconnected it...
shukaku132: how are you still online?
btdubsimad00d: i have a data plan on my phone so i don’t need wifi
shukaku132: makes sense....
btdubsimad00d: she’ll probably figure it out soon and get on from her phone
shukaku132: probably not
btdubsimad00d: yeah i take that back... she’s pretty slow
imnekkidddxD: mehhhhhhh ihsuhjksdfghdu is rabia going to log on? D:
blackasnight45: yep, i hear her moving around upstairs right now
imnekkidddxD: :OOOOO i’m telling her you just called her fat!
blackasnight45: you’re stupid shut up.
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
-awkward silence-
insaneprsnofdoom: someone should have vaati log on
imnekkidddxD: uhh i’ll go get him! -eGoesToLogOff-
blackasnight45: imnekkidddxD is vaati
imnekkidddxD: iIIIIiii hHHHaAAAtTTTtTTtTteee youuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuHH! >x<
insaneprsnofdoom: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD YOU GET ME PREGNANT?!?!?
btdubsimad00d: o_O what.
insaneprsnofdoom: vaati got me pregnant!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: but....he.... but you... and.... ._.
imnekkidddxD: but it’s for the good of your tribe! :D
insaneprsnofdoom: NO IT FUCKING ISNT. YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU.
imnekkidddxD: you can’t kill me!!! i have a wife and twenty thousand minions!!
insaneprsnofdoom: I’LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR MINIONS... INCLUDING SHADOW!!
imnekkidddxD: shadow: -eGASP- RABIA!!!!! D’: vaati: you’re evil!!!! i can’t leave malon all alone!
btdubsimad00d: im so confused.... is malon aware of this? o.o
imnekkidddxD: no, and if she finds out she’ll be upset with me D:
btdubsimad00d: YOU THINK?
imnekkidddxD: why is everyone making such a big deal out of this? >.<
insaneprsnofdoom: maybe because i dont want to be fucking PREGNANT!!!!!
imnekkidddxD: but your kids would be cuuuuuute :’(
insaneprsnofdoom: NOT AN EXCUSE!!!!
imnekkidddxD: -eSiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh-
blackasnight45: you’re not making anyone feel bad.
imnekkidddxD: darn it..... well.... i.... MEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_______; I’M SORRY!!!!!!! DON’T HATE ME!!!!!!!!!! Dx
insaneprsnofdoom: let me think about this for a second ; nope I hate you. I’m coming over right now to kill you
imnekkidddxD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE SO MANY YEARS LEFT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!11!!!!!1
insaneprsnofdoom: no you dont
imnekkidddxD: YES I DO
insaneprsnofdoom: I’M ON MY WAY! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
imnekkidddxD: I CANT DIE NOW THOUGH!!!!!!!
insaneprsnofdoom: too bad
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
imnekkidddxD: MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TTTTTxTTTTT she cant kill me....
blackasnight45: yes she can and HOLY DIN my username pisses me off. author, change it right now.
**......UHHH.... WELL.... WE’RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPOR--**
blackasnight45: this is more important, change it now.
**DUDE! WE’RE FINALLY GETTING TO THE CLIMACTIC PART OF TH--**
blackasnight45: oh please, we all know that isn’t true. you have plenty of time to change it.
**BUT I--**
blackasnight45: the justin timberlake music can wait! just change my username!
**O__O HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LISTENING TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE? ....AHHH! -HIDES UNDER BLANKETS**
blackasnight45: just friggen change it!!!
**BUT I LIKE BLACK AS NIGHT... IT WORKS D: ...**
blackasnight45: yeah, because you don’t have to use it
**UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH..... I’M TOO LAZY.... JUST GET OVER IT, I PROMISE I’LL CHANGE IT LATER...**
blackasnight45: CHANGE IT NOW. im not going to wait for you, filthy human.
imnekkidddxD: uhhh does that mean im off the hook?! :D
**DAMN, SOMEBODY HAS AN ATTITUDE... AND NO, YOU DEFINITELY ARE NOT OFF THE HOOK!!!**
imnekkidddxD: dang it.... well i should be, because you love me<3
**YEAH, THIS MAY BE TRUE... BUT--**
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged on*
insaneprsnofdoom: KAY SHUT THE HELL UP AUTHOR AND LET ME BEAT THE LIGHTS OUT VAATI
**WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO RUDE IN THIS CHATROOM?! SHEESH!**
imnekkidddxD: what is a hell? o.o is it a weapon?! AHHHHH!!!!! -eShovesAuthorOutFromUnderBlanketAndHides-
insaneprsnofdoom: you better hide, bitch.
*insaneprsnofdoom has logged off*
**AGAIN -- RUUUUUUUUDE!!!! UGH... WHATEVER YOU GUYS, LET’S JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY NOW...**
blackasnight45: change my username
**HOLD YOUR FACE, I’M WORKING ON IT!!!!!**
-silence-
**OKAY NOW TYPE SOMETHING**
hotcakesbowwow: okay
hotcakesbowwow: what the fuck is hotcakesbowwow.
imnekkidddxD: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOG!!! xDDD --- THAT WAS SHADOW I SWEAR O.O
hotcakesbowwow: change it back, i would rather have black as night than hot cakes
**TOO BAD, I’M BUSY. ASK ME LATER.**
hotcakesbowwow: you’re not busy!
**Sorry, hello. The author isn’t in right now, but I can leave a message for her. What’s your name? “Hotcakesbowwow?” I’ll be glad to tell her you--*
hotcakesbowwow: JUST. TELL. HER. TO. CHANGE. MY. FUCKING. NAME.
**Okay.**
**AND NOW BACK TO THE SCHEDULED CHATROOM*
imnekkidddxD: hehehe you just got denied
hotcakesbowwow: hehehe you’re about to be killed
imnekkidddxD: D: YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!! AHHHHH! -eHidesUnderBed-
hotcakesbowwow: that’s going to help you

WILL IT HELP VAATI?! WILL GANONDORF GET HIS NAME CHANGED BACK?! IDK READ PART TWOOOOOOOO