TLOZ Chatroom

tloz chatroom 22 pt. 1

Previously in TLOZ chatroom: Rabia is on a rampage and Vaati is her victim.

imnekkidddxD: i thought so...
btdubsimad00d: i’m still confused......
imnekkidddxD: rabia is mad at me for making her pregnant :[
btdubsimad00d: okay, how are you still alive if ganon is aware of this?
imnekkidddxD: because......rabia is more upset about it than he is? idk...
btdubsimad00d: ganondorf, what is your opinion on this exactly?
hotcakesbowwow: i’m indifferent.
imnekkidddxD: YOU’RE ALWAYS INDIFFERENT!!!!! UGH!!!!!! X___X
hotcakesbowwow: she’s pregnant because of a spell, not because of vaati directly
btdubsimad00d: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh okay... now this makes sense, i was scared for a while there...
imnekkidddxD: hold on, i’m going to log on from my own account because shadow wants to be part of this conversation
hotcakesbowwow: oh yay, how thrilling
imnekkidddxD: GET OVER IT!!!
*imnekkidddxD has logged off*
hotcakesbowwow: lets hope he gets killed on his way to his computer
*hero_oftehworldz has logged on*
hero_oftehworldz: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
btdubsimad00d: hi shadow
hero_oftehworldz: so lord vaati is on his way to his computer :D
hotcakesbowwow: cool
hero_oftehworldz: >__> it is!!!
-awkward silence for like fifteen minutes-
hero_oftehworldz: >__> <___< >___> i’ll be right back... -eSlinksAwayFromComputer-
*hero_oftehworldz has gone afk*
btdubsimad00d: i hope rabia didn’t kill vaati...
hotcakesbowwow: i hope she did
-another fifteen minuteish awkward silence-
btdubsimad00d: wow, they’re taking a while... i hope shadow isn’t dead too o_O
hotcakesbowwow: don’t get my hopes up
*hero_oftehworldz has returned from being afk*
hero_oftehworldz: JUFHHFALFSHHHHHHGUIAOFJBHNJAKJGHNJFKAJHFGHJKLKJHGFYUIOPOIUYTREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: are you okay? o.o
hero_oftehworldz: MALON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: what about malon? calm down, shadow!
hero_oftehworldz: ASGFHJKHLHOSITGYHUFKGBABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FHGJKHJLKIREUWYGTNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: she’s having the baby?!?!?!?!?!?
hero_oftehworldz: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: call a doctor then!!!!!!
hero_oftehworldz: WE’RE 108,000 KILOMETERS IN THE SKY!!!!! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET A DOCTOR HERE?!?!?!
btdubsimad00d: use your shadow powers to warp one??
hero_oftehworldz: I DONT KNOW ANY DOCTORS!!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: well then warp me there! luckily for you, i’ve helped f--
hero_oftehworldz: DONT CARE, I’LL JUST TAKE YOUR WORD ON THIS!!!! -eWarpsYouHereWithAwesomeShadowAbilities-
btdubsimad00d: okay, show me where she is! and why am i still typing this!
hero_oftehworldz: IDK LETS LOG OFF!!!!!!
btdubsimad00d: good idea!!!
*hero_oftehworldz has logged off*
*btdubsimad00d has logged off*
hotcakesbowwow: awesome. what am i supposed to...... what is that sound....... author, I know you’re not listening to......
**NO I’M NOT. I SWEAR.**
hotcakesbowwow: .........pearl jam.......
**.......................**
hotcakesbowwow: ........
**OKAY, THIS IS THE ONLY SONG I LIKE BY THEM, SO SHUT UP...**
hotcakesbowwow: ............
**-COUGHAHEMCOUGH- WELL THIS IS AWKWARD..... UHHH.... WIFI ACCESS GRANTED~!**
*partygril984 has logged on*
*twilight_dwelleR has logged on*
*sidebangsarehawt has logged on*
hotcakesbowwow: din, grant me the power to kill these fools. please.
partygril984: hotcakesbowwow????????????? who is that???
sidebangsarehawt: A VILLAIN!!!!!!! why are you asking such a holy woman a question like that?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!!!
hotcakesbowwow: its me, ganondorf, you imbecile
twilight_dwelleR: why is your --
hotcakesbowwow: author.
twilight_dwelleR: ahhh, i see....
sidebangsarehawt: i know you’re behind this whole “capturing” thing!
hotcakesbowwow: what capturing thing? the throne?
sidebangsarehawt: yes!!!!!!!!
hotcakesbowwow: oh, no. this actually has nothing to do with me and i had no knowledge of its happening until recently.
sidebangsarehawt: oh...... well...... oh....
hotcakesbowwow: yeah
sidebangsarehawt: then...... YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHEIK’S SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE FROM THE DUNGEON!!!!!!
hotcakesbowwow: no, he went with shadow because malon needed his help
sidebangsarehawt: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MALON?!
hotcakesbowwow: i didn’t do anything to malon!
sidebangsarehawt: yeah... TO MALON!!! BUT WHAT DID YOU DO TO SHEIK TO MAKE HIM WANT TO HELP?! DID YOU BRAINWASH HIM?!??!
hotcakesbowwow: yes link. yes i did.
sidebangsarehawt: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! -eGoesToDrawSword,ButShiethIsEmpty- ....oh yeah, i dont have my sword... dang it... well.... i’ll use a bomb then!!!!!!!!!
partygril984: link stop!!!! you’ll just blow yourself up again!!!
sidebangsarehawt: ugh you’re right............. fine, i’ll let you go this time... but only because i have to!
hotcakesbowwow: i appreciate that so much.
sidebangsarehawt: you should! i wouldn’t just do that for anyone!
hotcakesbowwow: cool
twilight_dwelleR: wait, why didn’t shadow help link out if he could warp sheik?
hotcakesbowwow: umm why would he?
twilight_dwelleR: yeahhhh just kidding....
partygril984: well get shadow online!!!! he needs to save me too!!
twilight_dwelleR: >__>
partygril984: ...and link and peach!!
twilight_dwelleR: ......i’m going to see if those usurper rulers can throw me into the dungeon with the guys, i’m done with zelda
partygril984: HEY!!!!!!
twilight_dwelleR: take full offense to that
partygril984: I WILL!!!!
*twilight_dwelleR has logged off*
hotcakesbowwow: okay, so this chatroom has become really stupid now that there’s nothing to talk about
partygril984: you know, i kinda like the new username
hotcakesbowwow: you would
partygril984: it sounds sexy ;]
hotcakesbowwow: you would
partygril984: you should come to the dungeon ;3
hotcakesbowwow: you would
partygril984: come to the dungeon, hot cakes ;]]]
hotcakesbowwow: din, please kill me now.
**AND SUDDENLY, FROM THE CEILING COMES A WATERFALL OF ROCKS!!! A... ER... ROCKFALL!!!!**
hotcakesbowwow: I SAID DIN, NOT AUTHO--
*hotcakesbowwow has been disconnected*
*partygril984 has logged off*
**MY B.... DID I MAKE EVERYONE LEAVE...? -eSIGH- OH WELL....**

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME?! WILL MALON HAVE HER BABY?! IS VAATI DEAD? IS GANONDORF DEAD?! WILL--

sidebangsarehawt: BUT IM STILL ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!

**.......AND SUDDENLY, ANOTHER ROCKFALL FROM THE CEILING!!!**
*sidebangsarehawt has been disconnected*

WILL LINK LIVE??? WILL MIDNA BE THROWN IN WITH THE MALE PRISONERS??? WILL RABIA STILL BE MAD?!?!? WILL THE AUTHOR EVER CHANGE GANONDORF’S USERNAME BACK?!?!?!?!?! ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE MIGHT BE ANSWERED!!!! MAYBE!!! OH, AND WHERE THE TRIFORCE IS ZANT???????? BUT NEVERMIND THAT FOR NOW BECAUSE THIS IS OVER READ NEXT TIME BYEEEEEE!!!!!