Breaking the Rules Brenton Style
41-50
41.) No opera
-Who the fuck listens to that shit anyways?
-The fucking dogs frequencies some of those botches make can cause a bot to glitch.
-It even fucks me up.
-It's not funny.
-It fried some of the wiring in my arm.
-I kept punching myself in the face.
-Ratchet thought I was doing it on purpose.
-He put me in a straight jacket.
- I cut out of it
42.) Don't watch prowrestling around around the bots.
-Who the hell thought that there should be an autobot battle royal?
-Nearly half of base was destroyed.
-I was nearly crushed.
-And what made you all think that it wouldn't come down to the twins?
-Dumb asses.
-That's why I won all the cash.
43.) Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn (the film versions) are banned form base.
-Only Sunny and Sides could start the team Edward vs. Team Jacob shit on base.
-Only they would become so obsessed with it.
-Prowl doesn't understand what's so impressive about either of them.
-So he ended up glitching.
-IF YOU WERE TO PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION YOU CAN BE SWITZERLAND AND QUIT ARGUING!
44.) DON'T TOUCH BRENT'S (MY) BOOK COLLECTION!
-Fuck with my books, I kick your ass.
-Don't even think about them.
-Buy your own.
-Bots read them on the web.
45.) If by some chance I let you borrow one of my books remember all of the following.
-Don't dog ear pages.
-Don't slop any food or beverage on them.
-Don't put a single crease in any page.
-Make sure the cover is perfect.
-Don't fuck up the paper covers.
-When I say return it, return it.
-No marks of any sort on any part of it.
-Failure to follow the rules above can lead to a charge (Pay back so that I can get a new one) or an ass beating.
46.) Don't say anything about any bot's femme.
-They get extremely defensive.
-You will be threatened.
-They're extremely jealous.
-Can't help you if they decide to use their holoform to kick your ass.
- We won't help you either.
-We find their over protectiveness endearing.
-If it's that bad you won't have to worry about them kicking your ass because we will.
47.) To who ever keeps fucking with Sunny's paint job don't.
-I applaud you.
-He keeps bitching.
-All we want is for him to shut the fuck up.
-You deserve an award though.
-The dick you keyed onto his hood was hilarious.
48.) FEMMES OF ALL SPECIES! If a mech or guy is taken leave him the hell alone.
-No cat fights please.
-We do not need bitch wars breaking out on base.
-It'll be like fucking high school all over again.
49.) The Lonely Island is banned from base.
-Um....
-I'm pretty sure that Watch Me Do Me was the one that ended things.
-I kind of don't blame anyone.
-On the other hand some of that shit was funny.
-I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD!!!!! UH OH BONER ALERT!!!! I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS IT'S JUST LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME!!!!! SO GET YOUR KNEES FLEXIN AND YOU ARMS T-REXING AND CREEP!!!!!
50.) NO LADY GAGA ON BASE!
-Ratchet will go ape shit.
-He's convinced that she's the leader of a cult.
-You will under go a mental evaluation then multiple therapy sessions.
-His obsession with her being the most fucked up being alive is rather funny.
-Who the fuck listens to that shit anyways?
-The fucking dogs frequencies some of those botches make can cause a bot to glitch.
-It even fucks me up.
-It's not funny.
-It fried some of the wiring in my arm.
-I kept punching myself in the face.
-Ratchet thought I was doing it on purpose.
-He put me in a straight jacket.
- I cut out of it
42.) Don't watch prowrestling around around the bots.
-Who the hell thought that there should be an autobot battle royal?
-Nearly half of base was destroyed.
-I was nearly crushed.
-And what made you all think that it wouldn't come down to the twins?
-Dumb asses.
-That's why I won all the cash.
43.) Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn (the film versions) are banned form base.
-Only Sunny and Sides could start the team Edward vs. Team Jacob shit on base.
-Only they would become so obsessed with it.
-Prowl doesn't understand what's so impressive about either of them.
-So he ended up glitching.
-IF YOU WERE TO PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION YOU CAN BE SWITZERLAND AND QUIT ARGUING!
44.) DON'T TOUCH BRENT'S (MY) BOOK COLLECTION!
-Fuck with my books, I kick your ass.
-Don't even think about them.
-Buy your own.
-Bots read them on the web.
45.) If by some chance I let you borrow one of my books remember all of the following.
-Don't dog ear pages.
-Don't slop any food or beverage on them.
-Don't put a single crease in any page.
-Make sure the cover is perfect.
-Don't fuck up the paper covers.
-When I say return it, return it.
-No marks of any sort on any part of it.
-Failure to follow the rules above can lead to a charge (Pay back so that I can get a new one) or an ass beating.
46.) Don't say anything about any bot's femme.
-They get extremely defensive.
-You will be threatened.
-They're extremely jealous.
-Can't help you if they decide to use their holoform to kick your ass.
- We won't help you either.
-We find their over protectiveness endearing.
-If it's that bad you won't have to worry about them kicking your ass because we will.
47.) To who ever keeps fucking with Sunny's paint job don't.
-I applaud you.
-He keeps bitching.
-All we want is for him to shut the fuck up.
-You deserve an award though.
-The dick you keyed onto his hood was hilarious.
48.) FEMMES OF ALL SPECIES! If a mech or guy is taken leave him the hell alone.
-No cat fights please.
-We do not need bitch wars breaking out on base.
-It'll be like fucking high school all over again.
49.) The Lonely Island is banned from base.
-Um....
-I'm pretty sure that Watch Me Do Me was the one that ended things.
-I kind of don't blame anyone.
-On the other hand some of that shit was funny.
-I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD!!!!! UH OH BONER ALERT!!!! I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS IT'S JUST LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME!!!!! SO GET YOUR KNEES FLEXIN AND YOU ARMS T-REXING AND CREEP!!!!!
50.) NO LADY GAGA ON BASE!
-Ratchet will go ape shit.
-He's convinced that she's the leader of a cult.
-You will under go a mental evaluation then multiple therapy sessions.
-His obsession with her being the most fucked up being alive is rather funny.