Un-Tameable

Here i am... standing in the front of this... School; well Prison should be the correct word for this place.

Look at it!

It looks horrible!

All those flowers near the sign are just so damn colorful! And there are too much damn tree's littering the area too, what the hell?

Everyone looks so damn preppy too with their one toned color like hair! Where's all the emo kids at! I wanna see goth kids too and Punks as well! Not all these preppy asses that listen to Justina Bieber and shit.

I on the other hand was wearing a tight black and a white shirt that revealed my arms that held on my dark sunglasses and as you look down my ensemble i was wearing tight fitting black skinny jeans that showed off my legs as well as rainbow checkered shoes.

I looked smoking sexy! Oh yes i fucking did.

Arian! You look really gorgeous today! And have fun during the first day of your school and don't let no one bully you because you can't talk okay! He said while smiling and hugging me tight before watching me walk to his dad's car and starting it up... I heard that his friend Aaron was picking him up this day

I remembered freaking Zion telling me that this morning, but it was rather weird seeing him last night... he looked almost frightened somehow... well not frightened more like frazzle and embarrassed.

I had to talk to him through notepad and whiteboard! It was so fucking irritating! I almost yelled out what happened to me at Wall-Mart last night to him but instead i decided to use the speaking app... i decided to use this girl voice... she sounds like a bitch when she talks so therefore i shall call her Sarah!

Mostly all the bitches you know are named Sarah, so therefore the bitch who voices my words is named Sarah!

But yea! I decided to let Zion know of the situation last night and that crazy perverted psycho ass who i still am daring to do hit me as well.

He was still sad that i couldn't talk for two weeks but instead helped me unpack my items from the grocery bag and stuffed them in my bag as well as enormous handbag (yes bitches i carry a handbag cause im fucking boss like that!)

I typed in the Sarah Bitch Voice App.

"Thank You Very Much Zena"

His eyes widened and he couldn't help but laugh... the fucking auto correct on this phone is ridiculous!

I typed in again.

"Stop laughing you bitch." Sarah said in her monotonous voice.

He literally laughed harder and i just gave up and walked away as i heard my cousins laughter echoe through the halls of the house.

Coming back to where i left off of this hell hole school.. it looked horrible!

Too much flowers! Too much trees! Too much preppy people with one toned haircuts! THIS SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE HELL ALREADY!

Letting out an irritable sigh i walked into this hell hole and went to look for the office.

As i opened the main door, i immediately was overwhelmed by enormous students who squeezed through each other to get to their destinations and couldn't help but compare this scene to an gigantic pen of enormous overstuffed pigs that were doing the same thing.

Shaking my head i stuffed my phone in my pocket and squeezed my bag to my chest and tightly gripped to my handbag... and if it came down to it... i will use it to smack all these sweaty ass teens that were now squeezing into me...

What the actual fuck... first day of this pig pen and im being squeezed to death by enormous human sized pig shaped people... i cant even say a fucking word either and someones hand just rubbed up against my ass

After going through the sea of sweat and bad body odors and some perverts who was groping my balls and ass and lots of me hitting them with my enormous Prada bag.. i managed to make it through the office in good shape and i still looked glamorous and my breath still minty fresh.

Opening the door i was greeted by a midget... no seriously the lady that worked in this office was this adorable midget woman who i wanted to hug but i was afraid that Willy Wonka would be pop out and would yell at me because i would be touching his Oompa Loompas... yea she reminded me of an Oompa Loompa.

Her voice was this high pitch adorable voice with a kind of nasal tone in it as well... adorable i tell you.

"Here Mr. Madison, your class schedule" she said in a cheerful way as she tiptoed on her stool that was placed in her station and handed to me... now i admit that was freaking adorable as hell.

I nodded my head while smiling at the Ooma Loompa lady and headed to my first class, i could managed to find it right?

Looking down at my schedule i had just realized that I let Zion register my classes since i was being a lazy bitch, and it mostly consisted of Music, History, English, Math, Physical Education and a Free Period; though i had Music twice and i couldn't believe he signed my ass up for Physical Education; like fucking really.

I narrowed my eyes as i pictured Zion laughing on his bed at me last night.

Bitch.

I looked for the first class which was Music and Ms. Darlington; (Darlington? What kind of name is that?) was teaching.

Looking at the back of my planner which that Oompla Loompa had given me along with my schedule, i was looking at the map on where i was and i had to take a left and when i did i bumped into three assholes.

I looked up at the faces of the freaking enormous pig like apes who just glared at me for "bumping" into them... well bitches you were the one almost stampeding through the hallway and almost knocking this hot piece of ass down!

"What the fuck dude!" the tallest one spat at me.

I cocked my eyebrow... who the fuck do they think they are swearing at me! I didn't do shit!

"What you can't apologize?" the left one said...

I couldn't really tell them apart since all three of them reminded me of pig like apes who overtook too much steroids because they looked like they were on the borderline of being athletic to bodybuilder kind of look.

I started to type on my iPhone.

"This fag is fucking rude he can't even say sorry or anything!"

You just wait you damn bastards I thought while ignored their weak ass name calling.

They would call me fag and homo and that god is angry at me for being gay... wow they can just assume that i gay from the clothes i'm wearing... well no the bag does give it away... and the rainbow shoes... and the tight skinny... and how "Fierce" my glasses were... yea i was a flaming homo.

I held my phone up and pressed the speaker button.

"Fuck you and your stupid steroid taking asses and get your pig and ape like faces out of mine" Sarah monotonously said to them as i got up and walked away from the stunned stupid asses that i left behind... looking for my first class.

I was fucking glad i had Sarah... she was my Bitch in command and even when i'm completely healthy i'm still going to use her.