Can Masturbating Cause Accidents? - Comments

  • peace.sign.from.hell

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    "What did you get in for?"

    "Masturbating drunk while driving."
    July 28th, 2009 at 04:49pm
  • moxie;

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    I'm sorry but I kinda laughed when I finished the article.
    People are just getting more and more creative when it comes to killing each other it's just so... Wow.
    R.I.P. Gary Proctor & James Proctor
    July 12th, 2009 at 11:06pm
  • pepper potts.

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    What is the world coming too?

    There is a time and place to masturbate and that is not while driving drunk.
    July 12th, 2009 at 02:08am
  • Light In The Tunnel

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    Why the heck you would masturbate while driving? I guess the drunkenness explains that…
    May 25th, 2009 at 05:16pm
  • rikey

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    Stupid fuck.
    March 1st, 2009 at 04:57pm
  • cakecoffeeandzombies

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    God, it was cuz he was drunk!
    February 15th, 2009 at 11:22pm
  • faster.

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    The accident happened because they were drunk, duh.
    January 4th, 2009 at 01:45am
  • Satanic Hispanic

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    I know it seems bad to laugh about this, but I did. Haha.
    I feel bad for the people that were killed though.
    I guess jerkin' your gerkin' isn't safe at all...
    December 24th, 2008 at 07:09am
  • applesauce

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    I hate seeing pictures of young people that's killed. It's like a reminder that they lived once, and never will again.
    I hope the freak'll get killed in jail. Sorry, that was cruel, but he really was an idiot.
    December 23rd, 2008 at 06:31pm
  • american.love

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    That's all he got?
    He should have gotten life. I mean, come on, he killed two people.
    December 22nd, 2008 at 07:01am
  • One_liners

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    Uhh...
    Wow. Of all the ways to accidentally kill someone, it happens while you're drunk and masturbating.
    The man driving the car must be really embarrassed. I wonder how his family feels about this.
    December 20th, 2008 at 10:36pm
  • ohhitsamelia

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    LOL what a douche. yeah i shouldn't find it funny but the way they say 'sexually excited' and 'handling his penis' is a massive crack up!
    December 19th, 2008 at 04:03pm
  • blinkromancing

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    I really shouldnt find this funny, should i.
    Im sorry..
    Thats very unfortunate for them, isnt it. I cant imagine how bad that would be..
    December 19th, 2008 at 06:56am
  • Fine.China

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    This is so incredibly sad. I can't imagine losing a family member to a drunk driver.
    It's incredibly unfortunate for any innocent person to get killed in this kind of situation.

    I vote he gets banned from driving for life.
    December 11th, 2008 at 11:52pm
  • lol_is_me

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    dude, he was drunk. yeah, you dont want to masturbate while driving(DUH) but still..
    December 11th, 2008 at 10:08pm
  • blkmgk

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    I'm a guy with common sense, and even women will have to agree to the fact that you should simply pull over or go into a restroom when you want to pleasure yourself.

    And the fact that he was intoxicated didn't help that common sense factor, either.
    December 11th, 2008 at 08:24pm
  • rust cohle

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    Sometimes people are really stupid - how thick can you be to masturbate while driving?

    I agree with 'indie?', who said that they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    This is peculiar on so many levels.
    December 11th, 2008 at 06:43pm
  • Gubface

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    Oh dear. I feel so bad for that mother/wife. That guy shouldn't have even been driving. Eight years for dangerous driving is not enough.
    December 11th, 2008 at 02:19pm
  • Kiss Me Deadly.

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    That guy was...uhm....just plain stupid! Shouldn't have been driving at all because of his alcohol level, but he was masturbating!?

    I guess he found an embarrassing way to go to jail...
    December 11th, 2008 at 06:54am
  • mannaquin

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    This is ridiculous. Talk about crazy driving. wow.
    wow.
    ♥---bexy
    December 11th, 2008 at 01:17am