Can Masturbating Cause Accidents? - Comments

  • So much to say

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    I feel incredibly sorry for the family who had to have members of their group taken away by a drunk pleasuring himself. I'll think twice before I masturbate next time =0
    December 9th, 2008 at 11:17pm
  • undead_princess

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    HE should have gotten a lot longer punishment.
    dear god whats our contry coming too...
    December 9th, 2008 at 11:16pm
  • Spanish Lullaby

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    Jeez, if you have to do that, at least pull over. In fact, he shouldn't have been in the frickin car in the first place. Drinking+wanking=no-no
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:59pm
  • RetroBot68

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    What an awkward story to tell.
    "Oh yeah my husband and son get killed in a car accident by a durnk driver who was masturbating. Tragic right?"
    I would HATE to be her.
    She'll be the spokeperson for Mothers Against Drunk Masturbating.
    Oh yeah and the part where the person said "handling his penis" that made me giglge, immature I know.
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:44pm
  • Silly_Girl

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    That's odd. :/
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:20pm
  • skullring

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    That guy should have his penis cut off and they should give it to the family that lost those people.
    It'd be pickled in a jar, and it would have a the label "testies of a horny drunk"
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:13pm
  • Freaka.

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    Well let's face it- only an idiot would wank off whilst driving drunk. There's a time and a place, and on the road whilst pissed is not it.
    Condolences to the family.
    December 9th, 2008 at 09:00pm
  • Audrey T

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    The drunk driving laws are a joke in this country. Murder is murder, even if you were intoxicated. It's ridiculous.
    December 9th, 2008 at 08:52pm
  • all for believing.

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    The fact that he was drunk poses a rather high potential risk of an accident occuring, but the fact he was even more preoccupied with, ahem, something else didn't help matters. Perhaps, if he was not drunk, he would not have been so excited in the first place, and even if he was, he still could have waited.

    The situation's a chain of events, and I believe whole-heartedly that he should have received much more than 8 years in prison. I feel horrible for the mother and wife who had her world ripped away from her because some irresponsible pervert made many bad choices in one night.
    December 9th, 2008 at 08:28pm
  • totheark.

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    That sentence he got was a joke. Eight years for what was, really, murder?

    Makes me sick.

    xx Fionnuala xx
    December 9th, 2008 at 07:55pm
  • defective human.

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    When I first saw the name of this article, I thought it meant that masturbating could make someone pee XD
    Anyway, I think the accident was caused less by the masturbating and more by the whole 'driving twice over the legal alcohol limit' thing XD
    But still, I feel like masturbating while driving is probably a no-no.
    December 9th, 2008 at 07:39pm
  • vacant3by4

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    what a fucking arsehole, keep it in the pants till youre not in the car you fucking asian prick.. deserves at least life, he just killed 2 people , and completely made that womans life crash down around her.. her husband and son are dead.
    fucking prick. deserves to die.
    December 9th, 2008 at 07:07pm
  • Steffy Michelle

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    That's disgusting.
    Who does that in the car, especially when there are others in the car.
    It's sad that those two people have to suffer from that lads stupidness.
    December 9th, 2008 at 07:02pm
  • junioramazon.

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    I don't think it had anything to do with the guy masturbating.
    Maybe it's a problem related to the fact he was drunk. xD
    December 9th, 2008 at 06:06pm
  • goldenyears.

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    Eight fucking years?
    It should be at least double that.

    ...oh my God.
    December 9th, 2008 at 04:58pm
  • ZombieBunnyKILL

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    Hm. Dude was [i]clearly[/i] drunk.
    What an ass.
    December 9th, 2008 at 02:44pm
  • Krista-Snaps

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    That's just...wow.

    I can't believe that people are like that. I'm sorry for the family's loss because someone decided to be an idiot.
    December 9th, 2008 at 02:32pm
  • Venomous.

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    I cannot believe some people!

    A young boy and his father were killed because this idiot was having drunken sex...with himself...

    -.-'
    December 9th, 2008 at 02:23pm