The Future Evolution Of Mankind, Will You Experience It? - Comments

The end of the world in 2012 thing came from an old Mayan calendar, and it only seriously taken becausee the Mayans were amazing and stuff, by the way. this article.....no idea where it came from.

prepare yourself for an onslaught:

[b]WHERE ARE YOUR SOURCES!!!!???!!!!????!!![/b]

gah! People post all of these articles [i]unless you witnessed these events first-hand[/i] you need sources, becasue this isn't really your info - you're just paraphrasing it and giving it to us!

You need sources! [i]sources[/i]

This was listed as an article but it reads as fiction, were you meaning to post this as a story?
If not, the oddity is that though what you have said is a possibility, it is highly unlikely to be the case. Though we are already experiencing the next stage of evolution, which is ADHD. We curently seet it as a disfunction, but really what it does is allows a person who has it to spread their attention on to a wide range of activities without losing track.

The 25th chromosome...well unfortunately in those people who do have it, the chromosome is incomplete, which is why every person who does have has one of three diseases, most commongly aspargurs, though more famously transvestitism.

Though I really can't say much on the whole crystal thing and what not. Sources would be nice.

Source, please?

Where exactly did you get this information?

I'll be alive, I'll only be 54 :D

Well hoping I live that long and don't get murdered by the monkey behind my curtain.

Wow, this is a good story. I don't think you're supposed to post it under 'articles', though. You may want to repost this.

For a second there I thought I was reading a review of Indiana Jones.
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:roflmao: Exactly what I thought.
It must be the sequel!!! Is Shia Labeouf going to play a psychic?

Ohhh I get it.
This is like, a trailer or an ad or something for an upcoming movie, right? And then when the movie comes out, we'll all be like, ohhh, so that crap from that bull story was for a movies then!
Otherwise, this is just bull.

ugh people no need to be so b-tchy to her!

i actually believe the whole "need to evolve" stuff because if you tie in the whole "the world will emd in 2012" then wola! because quite frankly i believe that
"global warming" is going to severly disrupt the earths balance because of mankinds stupidty. i do not however believe that aliens will/would care enough to send any sort of warning or help in any otherway. the whole "slave thing" in my opion is already happening. all you have to do is look around and you will find that nearly every one are clones. the second someone steps up to the plate and enforces the power of the media. those of us that are not clones will be treated horriably and i'm sure that there will be alot of wars going on. then because of all the chemicals in the air and such; mother nature will take back what is rightfully hers.
:P i know it sounds insane but if you sit down and listen you can feel it.

... words fail me.

i thought people who have the 24th chromosome have some disformity or disorder. just a thought, im not really sure. :D
but i highly doubt that this nonsense you just wrote will ever happen.
why would these "psychics" want us to be more advanced if they just plan on taking us over? wouldnt they want us to be dumb monkeys?

In 2050 my mutant ninja and fly mexican squirrels will take over Mercury, Venus, and Neptune. Because they're made of pure awesome and complete nonsense.

How lovley Government officals can be. XD

Yes.. *nodds solemly*

And I will take over Mars with my army of penguins.

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
=]

And the wizards are working with local law enforcement to protect the Loch Ness Monster.

This makes no sense what so ever.
It sounds like it was pulled out of thin air or something.
There are many flaws to this article that make it sound extremely bizarre.

This is just...wrong..

What is this exactly? Where are your facts and sources coming from? Magical Rainbow land where everyone is happy and nice and a car doesn't get stolen every 15 seconds in all major cities in Canada? Good lord, I think you pulled this out your ass.