soapy's and CharmedLuna's owns dont's on smut writing - Comments

  • wish on a firefly

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    Yes. Yes. I've written smut before and although I've never really mention how big or thick a guy's cock is or whether a girl shaves her vagina, I definitely agree with this all. I cringe when people make sex out to be some fantasy thing....
    January 4th, 2013 at 01:28am
  • XSyd Sweet SinsX

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    "delete your history"
    this was awesome
    January 4th, 2013 at 12:43am
  • The Real Mitt Romney

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    QUIVERING VAGINA

    QUIVERING UTERUS

    I KID YOU NOT I'VE SEEN THIS

    JUST

    Facepalm
    January 4th, 2013 at 12:33am
  • ladyschrei

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    I won't say that "after a while of writing smut you know stuff" but yeah this blog sums it up.

    I honestly think it depends on the type of smut, but that's a conversations for another day it seems xD
    January 4th, 2013 at 12:05am
  • silk tea.

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    I busted out laughing at the first one omg.
    January 3rd, 2013 at 07:43pm
  • Dejahvu

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    Well, actually having a shaved vagina is less hygienic in the scene that the purpose of the hair down there is to capture bacteria and other infections before they enter the vagina. Shaving the vagina can lead to certain diseases that most girls don't want on their lady bits ;D

    All in all I think I just died laughing and clapped at the same time. You're both very blunt and straight forward; all of it needing to be said. So much writing these days revolves around that "picture perfect" moment, when in all reality sex isn't picture perfect, and nor is it always going to be a gratifying moment. Not every lay is going to be a good la and not every time i going to work for the both of you.

    This is a lovely blog. :)

    I'm about to step into a Sex Fictive class here in the Summer semester, so I'm looking forward to all the roughly written rough sex that's going to come out of everyone. This just made my day. Lovely. :D
    January 3rd, 2013 at 07:17pm
  • That Dizzy Dreamer

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    Haha omg. I love this.
    And Gena Showalter should be read by everyone because she is perfection. (Not just Atlantis either. She writes these stories about Greek god people. Awesome)
    January 3rd, 2013 at 06:13pm
  • Call The Angels

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    Ha! This made me giggle. You guys raised very valid points too. I've heard/read a vagina called much worse things than a love hole, sadly. And the always being huge/thick thing... God if I actually encountered a man with a dick the size of some that I read in fanfics, I'd probably run in terror. Plus... the best sex I've ever had was actually from someone with an average sized penis. I slept with a guy with a bigger dick and it was like he expected it to do all the work. Sad really.

    And now that I've given you waaaaay too much personal information that you probably didn't want to read, I'll end this comment. :)
    January 3rd, 2013 at 04:45pm
  • She Said Poptarts

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    LOVE HOLE.
    AND THEN DELETE YOUR HISTORY.

    omg. I love you guys. Arms lmfao
    January 3rd, 2013 at 11:04am
  • Fandango

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    "Velvety insides" & "quivering vagina"Facepalm
    January 3rd, 2013 at 10:18am
  • I feel insane

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    As someone who reads a lot of smutty slash stories on here, I cannot tell you how much I agree with Luna's take on number 4. I always wince painfully everytime a character rejects using lube, and then everything ends up working out smoothly. Research people! :S
    January 3rd, 2013 at 08:29am
  • Louise Belcher

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    lmfaolmfao I agree with everything. So glad I haven't come across any "love-hole" fics yet. Facepalm
    January 3rd, 2013 at 08:13am
  • little motorkitty;

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    I agree.
    And actually I'm sure some doctors say that shaving is less hygenic, but I don't actually know anything about that, just what I've heard.
    January 3rd, 2013 at 08:12am
  • folie a dru.

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    i think being shaved clean comes from 'clean shaven', to be fair. but i agree with everything else.
    January 3rd, 2013 at 08:07am
  • dizzydreamer.

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    I love this hahaha xD
    January 3rd, 2013 at 07:39am
  • Marissa1117

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    I actually really agree with everything you've both said. I mean you guys were pretty much spot on with it all.
    January 3rd, 2013 at 07:38am
  • SinfullyDamaged

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    I love you two. Just saying.
    January 3rd, 2013 at 07:36am