It's 10:00, do you know where you children are?

Your kids are riding around town, blasting their music wide open

^ I would expect nothing less of them.

Your kids are writing intrepid fanfiction stories and posting them on Mibba!

^ You kids are basically me on the drive home from work My kids would only be writing fanfiction and GETTING IT POSTED because I'd want them to do better than me

Your kids are doing tricks at the local skate park.

^ I listen to my music loud at every opportunity. And they totally should!

Your kids are sneaking backstage at a concert of their favourite artist.

Your kids are at the arcade, spending all their allowance playing vintage video games.

Your kids are joyriding through a major city, singing at the top of their lungs.

Your kids are staying up late telling ghost stories.

Your kids are queuing for the midnight release of a new music album.

Your kids may or may not be coloring in the squares on their checkered Vans.

Your kids are binge-watching The 100.

Your kids are mistakenly trying to smoke the herbs in your garden

Your kids are trying to sneak into an over 18 gig.

Your kids are playing their music at an unnaturally loud level.

Your kids are sacrificing a goat for the fun of it

Your kids are protesting the other kids sacrificing the goat.

Your kids are fighting the kids protesting the other kids sacrificing the goat.

Your kids are filming all that stuff going down to try to get views on their shitty YouTube channel.

Your kids are on a road trip to Vegas.

Your kids are hitchhiking across the country.

Your kids are going to a rave.