Dumbest things you have ever done.

I ran into a screen door too apparently when I was little.
I don't remember half these things, but I'm not surprised, I'm really clumsy.

I've done a lot of dumb things. I can't really think of one right now because there are too many. :XD

My friends and I put 100 firecrackers in a small vase laced with hairspray and Kleenex then put a match inside. When it didn't blow up, we snuck into the neighbor's foreclosed backyard where there was an empty pool, put rum in the vase, then dropped a match in. When it still didn't light, I stuck my head over the edge of the pool to see what was wrong...which was when it decided to blow up, sending a piece of glass flying less than a foot away from my face. :cheese:

Oh the adventures my friends and I get into. :cute:

Started smoking.

alex suarez.:

Started smoking.

I hear you.

Another dumbest thing was when we were crouched down under the stairwell at my old school and the teacher came down them, so we all jumped up to run. I didn't look up. Let's just say ... I think I knocked myself out for a couple of seconds :XD Stairs are generally tough pieces of material.

Erm, its hard to pick just one as I do dumb things all the time. The freshest in my mind was a couple of weeks ago I went on a cruise with my best friend and two of my favourite bands were playing on it and I help out one of them with advertising and what not.

Anyways I had been talking to the lead singer through out the cruise but when the boat pulled up and everyone was told to get off she was talking to someone else so I didn't say good bye when I walked past. Then once I was off the boat (the bands and their close friends/roadies were still on the boat) she yelled out over to me asking why I didn't say good bye and stuff.

I realised then that if I had of said goodbye I would've been told to stay on the boat and hang with them cause I was going to see them later that night at a different gig.

It's the dumbest thing I've ever done because I kind of have a mini crush on the lead singer of the other band playing with them that they were hangign out with, and I could've had a chance to talk to him if I had stayed. =[

He ended up saying a few things to my friend and I at the later gig anyways, but it wasn't the same. *sigh*

Oh I also walked into him at one of his gigs in January, but I was so scared I just kind of ran off without saying sorry. Urgh.

uhm...i was in P.E and i was laying on my back with my feet in the air as instructed and i started pretending i was riding a bike. not instructed. then i started whistling and ringing my imaginary bell. My friend Nikki.H stared at me like i was mad but i kept going until my teacher stood above me. then i was like "AH RAPE!" and i got sent out :l

i was in walmart and had turned my head to talk to my dad and ran into something, out of my peripheral vision i saw a person so i apologized and looked at them.................it was a mirror

i set my friends stove on fire once

oh,oh,oh another i have done was a few nights ago i had been talking to my mom while watching tv late at night, i was groggy and got up to go to bed and walked into the door jam on the way out and backed up to and try and walk out of the door again but i backed up into the other side of the door jam and then when i just decided to walk i clipped mt self on the little metal thing and bruised my arm really bad

:D

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I heroically leapt over a tennis court net when I was seven and broke my arm. :file:

Well as of recently , swing my iPod round by it's headphones. It fell and chipped :XD

Well a few years back I had filled out an application for subway and you had to do some math problems. Well there was a multiplication one and I stopped doing math problems on paper in the sixth grade so instead of doing multiplication I added.

Said Kurt Cobain played bass.
That was before I got into Nirvana though.
:lmfao

This was today actually, I used a nonmicrowavable safe bowl in the microwave walked away, asked my sister why the houe smelled like fish, and came back to realise the bowl was on fire. :lmfao

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I also was kicked out of Walmart for playing Hide-N-Seek with my friends, and then when we got outside we were harrased by the gardeners. >.>

me and my best friend went slip 'n sliding in the dead of winter, and we live in canada .. :shifty

Expected too much.

i had just ate something really really sticky and wanted to brush my teeth so i went into the washroom and picked up A toothbrush that looked the same as mine, i pent three minutes thoroughly brushing my teeth and when it came to rinse i realized i had been using the CLEANING tooth brush in my MOUTH soooo gross i rinsed my mouth out like seven times and i could still taste the chemicals and dirt :P

So,

I stood in front of the escalator for five minutes, just staring down at it. I wondered why I couldn't go up.

Then I realized it was the down escalator.