Dumbest things you have ever done.

master of puppets.:

Said Kurt Cobain played bass.
That was before I got into Nirvana though.
:lmfao

I once asked my friends why Nirvana didn't get back together since they were so big XD

Walked into the same glass door twice within 24 hours.

Gone to juive for stealing and running away.
And running into everything
XD

Forgotten my age on my birthday. *FacePalm*

And ran into the same door 3 times within 2 days. :XD

Told a cop I thought it was 8 p.m. when it was clearly 3 a.m.
Walked into a door I was about to open but stopped.
Dressed up like a hooker to seduce a guy I thought was a killer, he was a gardner.
Letting a girl photograph me naked.
Hugging a complete stranger.

Didn't notice my friend's mom standing in the room when we were making out -facepalm-

I was cooking meatballs on the stove, and when my mom asked what I was doing, i said, "I'm cooking Moms, Meatball." I didn't realize what I'd said until my mom started laughing.

I forgot my home phone number. And I don't have a cell phone, so I had to ask my friend what my number was.

I played tag on a wooden equipment set with my sister which resulted in me falling face first and getting stiches above my right eye.
I didn't take a tater tot that had fallen down in the oven out of the oven when I put another batch in, the fire alarm went off because there was so much smoke.

When my mom said that she had a heart tattoo for each of us and I freaked out and said there were only four hearts. There were four of us. :tehe:

At school me and my friend Geena were racing each other and we were running straight for two doors... it was after school and the doors were locked, which we didn't know. So we both ended up slamming into the doors at the same time. :roll:

It was funnier than it sounds.

Kyle William Burns:

Walked into the same glass door twice within 24 hours.

That's not dumb, that's talent =]

Taking Politics for A-Level = very dumb. *facepalm*

I forgot where I lived when walking home.
:XD

I wrote a song about bacon and sang it to my fourth grade teacher.
She hated it because she was a vegetarian.
:(

As a rather gullible child, whilst on a camping trip with my uncle when I was 11 we returned to our tent one night to find the people a few tents over were having a party. Of course, my uncle knows everything...

Me: Why are they having a party?
Uncle: Well there are fourteen different time zones in Norfolk, and in this one it's New Years Eve.

Needless to say I believed it and my cousins have yet to let me live it down. I'm twenty now :D

A lot of dumb things tend to happen when I forget to pay attention.

Most of the time I just forget my age, where I'm going...and sometimes I forget where I'm going in my own house, ha.

Fought with my best friends.

I woke up around 7 and the sun outside looked like sunrise. I thought I was late to school and I was worrid because the I hadn't done my homework, didn't shower, and an hour late since school started. I asked my dad for a ride and it turns out it was the same day. It was just 7 in the afternoon. I had passed out in the couch, dazzed and confused. :tehe: :file:

Got up to go look out the window in the middle of the night (or like 2 AM), and ended up walking into a wall because it was so dark.
I knew the archway to the living room was right next to me so, pressed against the wall, I sidestep and go to grab the archway.
There's no archway.
I end up feeling my way along the wall, in the dark, against the wall, for another few feet before reaching my destination.

...When I made it back to my room, I texted three people about it.

running into a glass WALL. fml.

I have a habbit of not hearing people correctly.
Once, a girl on my cheering squad said, "Holy, giant lizard," and I thought she said, "Marry me, Charizard."
Then my brother said, "I'm stuffed. I can't get another cheeto in my mouth," and I thought he said, "That's enough. I'm making my cheeto fly south."
FAIL.

also. tripping over the smallest things ( eg; a cellphone.)