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  • Poirot's Moustache

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    I'm not sure what the correct lyric is, but in Blinded by the Light I hear "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche." My internet searchings tell me that that's a common mistake. XD
    December 10th, 2011 at 10:29am
  • Jonne Aaron.

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    S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W by MCR.
    Heard: Nevermind about the ship-ah man.
    Actual: Nevermind about the shape I'm in.
    December 10th, 2011 at 01:45pm
  • Alliex

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    House of Wolves by MCR

    Misheard Lyrics: Tell me I'm a ninja
    Shake this to my grape
    Tell me I'm a Batman
    Kick me like a tray
    Tell me I'm a ninja
    Shake this to my grape

    Actual Lyrics: Tell me I'm an angel
    Take this to my grave
    Tell me I'm a bad man
    Kick me like a stray
    Tell me I'm an Angel
    Take this to my grave
    February 27th, 2012 at 04:25pm
  • skank.

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    Lost by Avenged Sevenfold.

    Heard: The end is not gay.
    Actual: The end is knocking.

    The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance.

    Heard: Drop the dagger and laugh at the blood on your hands.
    Actual: Drop the dragger and lather the blood on your hands.
    February 27th, 2012 at 04:56pm
  • volta.

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    Anna Molly by Incubus

    What I heard: I now believe
    Actual: Anomaly.

    And I spent years thinking those were the lyrics. Brandon needs to articulate that a little more! :) But it makes sense after years.
    February 27th, 2012 at 08:34pm
  • Teenage Dirtbag.

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    Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

    What it is: Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    What I heard: Grey shoes melting in the dead of night

    What it is: You set my soul alight
    What I heard: Super solar light

    Facepalm
    March 4th, 2012 at 12:39pm
  • tempest.

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    siriusly.:
    I'm not sure what the correct lyric is, but in Blinded by the Light I hear "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche." My internet searchings tell me that that's a common mistake. XD
    THIS. I thought the exact same thing.
    It's really, revved up like a deuce.
    March 4th, 2012 at 02:46pm
  • burning.

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    Lost by Avenged Sevenfold:

    Heard The end is not gay.
    Actually The end is knocking.
    March 4th, 2012 at 05:47pm
  • lucky luciano

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    The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance.

    Heard: Drop the dagger and laugh at the blood on your hands.
    Actual: Drop the dragger and lather the blood on your hands.
    March 4th, 2012 at 06:11pm
  • malkin.

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    Paradox On Earth by LostAlone.

    What I hear sometimes: I was searching for a sign, for bacon, for a doorway into time.
    Actual lyrics: I was searching for a sign, for beacon, for a doorway into time.
    April 29th, 2012 at 05:09pm
  • pat semetary;

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    I don't know the name of the song, but I know it's by Smashing Pumpkins...

    Actual lyrics: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
    What I heard: Despite all my rage, I am still just ready to save

    ...Facepalm
    April 30th, 2012 at 02:45am
  • pat semetary;

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    ninjay:
    lmfao lmfao I can totally hear that now.

    Pink - Raise Your Glass.

    Actual lyrics: Party crasher, penny snatcher.
    I heard: Party crasher, fanny snatcher.

    I still sing it every time, I can't help it. Facepalm
    I've always thought that part was saying panty snatcher...wow lol.
    April 30th, 2012 at 02:52am
  • tempest.

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    Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix
    Me: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
    Actual: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
    April 30th, 2012 at 03:04am
  • sainted swan

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    ninjay:
    Pink - Raise Your Glass.

    Actual lyrics: Party crasher, penny snatcher.
    I heard: Party crasher, fanny snatcher.

    I still sing it every time, I can't help it. Facepalm
    what I heard: party crasher, panty snatcher. lmfao
    April 30th, 2012 at 03:08am
  • hengstin.

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    ninjay:
    Pink - Raise Your Glass.

    Actual lyrics: Party crasher, penny snatcher.
    I heard: Party crasher, fanny snatcher.

    I still sing it every time, I can't help it. Facepalm
    what I heard: party crasher, panty snatcher. lmfao
    It isn't "panty snatcher"?! OMFG
    April 30th, 2012 at 03:41am
  • folie a dru.

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    I swore it was panty snatcher. lmfao
    April 30th, 2012 at 04:36am
  • pat semetary;

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    hawker!:
    When I was really little, I thought Hot Chocolate's "I Believe in Miracles" went like this:
    What they said: I believe in miracles.
    What I heard: Ivy pee on uncle.
    Shifty
    I swore up and down that they were saying 'I believe in Malcolm' Facepalm
    April 30th, 2012 at 05:20am
  • dontcallmepuddin!

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    Tell Me A Lie - One Direction

    What they said: Tell me you don't want my kiss, that you need your distance.
    What I thought they said: Tell me you don't want my kids, that you need your distance. lmfao

    Gets me every time. I still sing it the wrong way because it makes me laugh. XD
    April 30th, 2012 at 06:07am
  • pat semetary;

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    "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

    Actual lyrics: Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
    What I heard for years: Little girl, eat a little of the rind

    ...Facepalm
    April 30th, 2012 at 02:57pm
  • rust cohle

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    Teenage Dirtbag.:
    Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

    What it is: Glaciers melting in the dead of night
    What I heard: Grey shoes melting in the dead of night

    What it is: You set my soul alight
    What I heard: Super solar light

    Facepalm
    Matthew cannot pronounce things to save his life. I constantly mishear Muse lyrics.
    I could probably quote the entirety of Micro Cuts and the entire thing would be wrong.

    What I heard: Butterflies screaming your name
    What it is: Megaphone screaming my name

    What I heard: Whispers sodomy should have done
    What it is: Whimpers someone I should have loved

    What I heard: And I'm singing what you're doing to me/destroying puppashmingstooooo asdfghjkl lala aaaaaah awabawaba ooooo
    What it is: I've seen what you're doing to me/destroying puppet strings to our souls

    I could go on.File
    April 30th, 2012 at 06:10pm
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