Misheard Lyrics

Mezmer by Pinkly Smooth

Actual lyrics: She says what about my story time
Afraid, a little side of it is under spy
Some will eventually go out and die.
I think he really wants to die.
I don't really want to die
I think he really swallowed

What I heard: random gibberish

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I love Pinkly Smooth and I think the Rev is a genius, but his lyrics are almost completely incoherent.

Send me on my way by Rusted Root

What they say: Send me on my way

What I heard: Simmy and the whale

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Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold

Correct lyrics Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone)
What I heard Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (oh, oh, oh)

I don't know what song it is, but instead of hearing, "you are my voodoo child," I heard, "you are my booty sha," xDDDDDDDDDD

Hot Blooded by Foreigner
non-fiction: C'mon, baby, do ya do more than dance?
fictional: C'mon, baby, do ya not like my pants?

killjoy from detroit:

...I'm not good at lyrics.

Sugar, We're Going Down-Fall Out Boy

What I heard: ...Wishing to be the freak sh*t in your dreams

What it really is: ...Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

I'm probably the only one.

I always heard "friction in your sheets".

I forgot I already posted in here after I started going through the rest of the pages. Oops.

voice of the sun.:

Lost by Avenged Sevenfold.

Heard: The end is not gay.
Actual: The end is knocking.

THIS.
THIS FOREVER.

I remember the first time I listened to Seize the Day I was convinced that the lyrics were:
"It's empty and cold without you here,
Too many people to wank over"

Actual lyrics:
"It's empty and cold without you here
Too many people to ache over"

And then there was Time Is Running Out by Muse

What I heard:
"now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation"

Actual lyrics:
"now that you know I'm trapped
sense of elation"

I could go on forever with Muse or Silversun Pickups' lyrics

In One Direction's song, Up All Night, when it says "Katy Perry's on replay" I thought it said "Katy Perry's on a plane" for the longest time!

^ Oh my God, love it!

Rita Ora R.I.P;

I heard: I decided to give you all our peace.
Actual Words: I decided to give you all of me.

LOL. I always thought it was "The end is not gay." .________________.

The Final Episode by Asking Alexandria. I found this and I have never heard the lyrics right again.

Lol, "I WANT A BROWINE, I WEAR THEM PROUD!"

Heard: I'm stubborn, I'm forward, my head's in a lock
Actual: Stumble and fall with the head spin I got

Heard: asdfghjkl;elephant;asdfghjklsadfghjkl;first kiss
Actual: I forget like an elephant and we could use a sedative and go back to the day we fell in love just on our first kiss.

Song: Ed Sheeran - U.N.I.

carlos pena.:

Heard: asdfghjkl;elephant;asdfghjklsadfghjkl;first kiss
Actual: I forget like an elephant and we could use a sedative and go back to the day we fell in love just on our first kiss.

Song: Ed Sheeran - U.N.I.

THIS. SO MUCH. (Was listening to it literally five minutes ago.)

I didn't realize it until someone mentioned it on Youtube

Actual : I figured you were acting out your part.
Heard : Pikachu is poking out your butt

song - All Downhill From Here by New Found Glory

In Sugar We're Going Down (is that the name? my friend heard:

"Baby, we're going down swinging,
I'll be your number one in the pudding!"

LMFAO. XD

Pink - Raise Your Glass
Real - Party crasher, penny snatcher
Misheard - Body snatcher, plane disbatcher

Creature Feature - The Unearthly Ones
Real- Beware the bumps in the night/the shadows on you're wall/ the nightmares of your youth
Misheard - B.K the bumps in the light/the shadows, they stand tall/ their nightmares, chicken booth

In Marina and the Diamond's Teen Idle, when she says, 'I wanna be a virgin pure // a 21st century whore, I always thought she said, a 25 cent cherry whore. I suppose it would work both ways?

Ba de ya Christmas in December...

Dancing in September by Earth, Wind and Fire

Heartbeats (José Gonzalez version. ONLY works with that version)
Actual: Four hands and then away.
Misheard: Forked hands and billboard play.

Bang the Doldrums
Actual: Happily ever after, below the waist.
Misheard: Happy little rafters are blown away.

She's a Rebel

Actual: She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's salt of the earth and she's dangerous.
Misheard: She's a revel, she's insane, she's in zulch on the earth and she's dangerous.

I genuinely got so confused as to why Billie Joe wrote a song about an insane piece of chocolate. I was also rather confused as to why Patrick was singing about rafters. And the whole forked hands thing just...I don't even know. My hearing is awful.

Also, I don't think zulch is a word, but I swear down dead that was what I heard.