Would You Rather?

Okay so there's two sides to this. One - I write on my laptop / phone and not on paper and I'd hate to sit and manually write out my stories but 2 - I need my pen and paper for writing uni work because I remember nothing otherwise so we'll go with having pen and paper forever purely for study reasons.

Would you rather go skydiving or bungee jumping?

Skydiving I suppose? At least you can have someone else attached to you.

Would you rather eat the same food every single day for the rest of your life, or only be able to eat every food once?

Same food every single day because I'm already kinda doing that now.

Live without music. Or without books?

Without books I mean, there are always ways such as kindles to read published novels

Drink a whole bottle of tomato sauce or bathe in lemon juice after you've cut yourself shaving?

Bathe in lemon juice tbh. After a while the pain will get numb.

Be immortal but poor or rich but will die by the age of 30?

Immortal but poor because I’d find a way to survive without money with all of that time

Would you rather have unprotected sex and get pregnant? Or have unprotected sex and get burned?

BURNED
Excuse my French but fuck getting pregnant.

Would you rather find out you were adopted or walk in on your parents having BDSM-style sex?

^^^
Find out I’m adopted

Would you rather black out from being drugged or would you rather black out from being knocked out by a punch to the face?

Punch me in the face please.

Would you rather suck on someone's toes after they've completed a half-marathon, or eat six raw slugs?

Oh god. No. Uh. Toes. I hate toes but also every moral fibre in my being is against eating any kind of animal.

Would you rather bathe in a bath of custard or a bath of baked beans?

Custard! Yummy!

Would you rather take care of sixteen kids for a week or amputate your right hand?

Oh jeeeeeeeeesus. The kids. I can write with both hands technically but my handwriting through my left hand is very messy and my uni notes need to be perfect. Also I need both hands to play trumpet / guitar.

Would you rather have a shotgun wedding or a church wedding?

Shotgun. I think a church would go up in flames if I tried to get married in it.

Would you rather wear sunglasses all the time or never have the option to wear sunglasses?

Never have the option. I don't wear sunglasses most of the time anyway.

Would you rather break your ankle or your wrist?

Ankle.

Would you rather only watch TV shows or movies for the rest of your life?

TV shows. I don't watch all that many movies, to be fair.

Would you rather only write stories or poetry for the rest of your life?

Poetry, I like how melodic it is.

Would you rather shower in cold water or in warm river water?

Oh gads the state of the rivers here, not a chance. There's that much pollution in them that I'd probably be dirtier if I washed in them. So I'll take cold water. (although the water in the lochs is stunning so if I can sub warm loch water for warm river water I'd be good)

Would you rather stink of garlic or onion?

Onion.

Would you rather wear green lipstick or blue lipstick?

Blue, I guess? One of my dark lipsticks is blue-tinged so I've worn something blue-ish before and didn't look totally awful.

Would you rather punch a swan or ninja-kick a goat?