I understand if this is locked, because I'm feeling lazy and can't be assed to search.
So my mom and I joke around with the saying in the title because it's always an introduction to bullshit excuses. So in this thread, the first person will ask a question, then the next person starts with "what had happened was..." and makes up the craziest story they can.
For example:
Why were you late for school?
What had happened was I was going out for breakfast because I hadn't eaten in days and when I got there the line was out the door and when I got to the front I got distracted by this transexual who started hitting on me and tried to show me his junk and I got scared and ran out and then got hit by a cab and I was fine but I had to go home and change my clothes then I came straight here.
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Why didn't you come to my birthday party?
So my mom and I joke around with the saying in the title because it's always an introduction to bullshit excuses. So in this thread, the first person will ask a question, then the next person starts with "what had happened was..." and makes up the craziest story they can.
For example:
Why were you late for school?
What had happened was I was going out for breakfast because I hadn't eaten in days and when I got there the line was out the door and when I got to the front I got distracted by this transexual who started hitting on me and tried to show me his junk and I got scared and ran out and then got hit by a cab and I was fine but I had to go home and change my clothes then I came straight here.
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Why didn't you come to my birthday party?
January 13th, 2010 at 03:51am